Born To Be A Muppet, Forced To Be A Man

I get unreasonably mad when people throw out their tomato sauce jars. Bitch that's a free glass. Give it to me. I have onions I need to pickle.

jeff the tiller's crops are green and flourishing today

i need money so i can get this NOW

Neon Pink Shoelaces $12.00

For you, Mr. President.

Laces are 58 inches long. 85% polyester and 15% cotton.

i love tgis

i’m in tears over this

Holy shit get a load of this thing

Fucking incredible

we gotta give more credit to the ppl who draw those badass pics of screaming skeletons with fire and guns and motorcycles

pickle juice is AMAZING and all who say it is not are cowards. 

if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER

THIS IS BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD AS GIRLS

“why don’t you like me 😕” BECAUSE UR NOT THEM!💀