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being kinda scruffy and unkempt even at the best of times is eiffel's natural state. eiffel would not look like eiffel otherwise. patchy stubble and wearing the same unwashed star wars shirt four days in a row is part of his charm. so i think it would be very very funny if just once minkowski convinced him it'd be nice for him to get cleaned up for hera. he goes to a barber and gets a clean shave, dresses up nicely, etc. he looks deeply uncomfortable. and hera hates it. she thinks he's being blackmailed. just horrified, like, oh god, who did this to you?

what’s your ‘thing’ as a friend. i don’t mean like ‘oh im the mom friend’ i mean like what’s the Thing where if one of your friends was looking for a specific interaction they’d message you first. personally i can always be relied upon to get hyped about bugs, literature, and cursed internet images.

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

First Round! Gender Envy Elimination

Sorry I haven’t done that drawing request, I’ve been posting stupid polls on tumblr.com

y’all. i started listening to wolf 359 a few weeks ago and i’m loving it, i wonder what it would’ve been like to listen as it was coming out

First Round Masterlist

3/12/2023:

Zuko | Avatar: The Last Airbender vs. Red | Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Asmodeus | Obey Me! vs Garry | Ib

Spencer Reid | Criminal Minds vs. ENA | ENA

John Doe | Malevolent vs Lyfrassir Edda | The Bifrost Incident

Blackbeard | Our Flag Means Death vs. Percy Jackson | Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Otachi | Pacific Rim vs. Kurama | Naruto

Thanatos | Hades vs. Obito | Naruto

Lydia Deetz | Beetlejuice vs. John Mitchell | Being Human UK

Milo Thatch | Atlantis vs. Hiccup | How to Train Your Dragon

Loki | Norse Mythology vs. Kaworu | Neon Genesis Evangelion

Chat Noir | Miraculous Ladybug vs. Stevonnie | Steven Universe

3/14/2023:

Byleth | Fire Emblem vs. Fiver | Watership Down

Toruk Makto | Avatar: Way of Water vs. Aragorn | LOTR

Alma Winograd-Diaz | Undone vs. Jennifer Check | Jennifer's Body

Meta Knight | Kirby vs. Anakin Skywalker | Star Wars

Sylvester Ashling | Epithet Erased vs. Emmet | Pokemon

Thursday Plurbonym Boyporridge | Strange Aeons vs. Wizard | wizardisananimal

Bears in Trees | Band vs. 4th Phase Ghouls | Ghost BC

Electra | Starlight Express vs. Gerard Way | MCR

Hare | Tales from EarthSea vs. Sonic | Sonic the Hedgehg

Hero Killer Stain vs. Hawks | BNHA

Ekko | Arcane vs. Papa Emeritus IV/Copia | Ghost Band

Will Wood | Will Wood and the Tapeworms vs. The Toy Soldier | The Mechanisms

3/15/2023:

Lewis Pepper | Mystery Skulls vs. The Curious | Creeped Out

Raine Whispers | The Owl House vs. El-Ahrairah | Watership Down

Kris Dreemur | Deltarune vs. Doug Eiffel | Wolf 359

Elias | Ancient Magnus Bride vs. Ash Crimson | King of Fighters

Testament | Guilty Gear vs. Megamind | Megamind

Undertaker | Black Butler vs. Cure Chocolat | Kira Kira Precure a la Mode

Young Tim Curry Characters | Clue vs. Rumi | Just Roll With It

Richard III | Requiem of the Rose King vs. Simon Petrikov |Adventure Time

Denji | Chainsaw Man vs. Sasori Naruto

Hunter | Rain World vs. Sam Winchester | Supernatural

Eddie Munson | Stranger Things vs. Magnus Chase | Magnus Chase

First Round! Gender Envy Elimination

Art of Kris : made by @commandette (thank you!!! find the original post at the 'art of kris')

I gotta ask: did Johnny C get into the polls?

... maychance.

i know it's a tight turn around but anything helps!!! thank you for your time townsfolk!

Hello Townsfolk!

I'm in the process of whipping up tomorrow's polls but i want to do an experiment and hypothetically use this (if it works!). If you all would be so kind as to send me some gender slay art (fanart or official art) that would fit these characters. I will happily give credit to artist or submitter.

Giovanni - Epithet Erased

Ryuko - Kill La Kill

Mr. Fox - Fantastic Mr. Fox

Zim - Invader Zim

Dio - Jojo

Sasuke Uchiha - Naruto

Yamato - One Piece

Roy Mustang - FMA

Lemon Grab - Adventure Time

Fujimoto - Ponyo

Mizuki - Project Sekai

Gomez Addams - Addams Family

Send them in my asks townsfolk and thank you so much!!!!

doug eiffel is the only wolf 359 character who has unambiguously canonically fucked and the only major character who talks about sex and romance. he has a kid, making him the show's only true dilf, but more importantly, his kid was unplanned. eiffel fucks raw.

Couple more hours til today’s polls end~

Get your votes in before the new polls roll in.

Until then, see you at the polls :)

Goodnight townsfolk! Polls will end @ 9 am est and the next set of polls will be up by the time today’s go down! Will update the masterlist when I get back to my computer…. Until then. HAPPY VOTING AND HAPPY IDES OF MARCH EVES

If you like the word “queer” reblog.

Surprise Round!

this goes out specifically to the person who submitted this particular half-blood. i hope you know this is what I've done

ayo, vote for your favorite half-blood, or son? idk, this is so silly. you have one day!

Surprise Round!

this goes out specifically to the person who submitted this particular half-blood. i hope you know this is what I've done

LESS THAN 30 MINUTES UNTIL THIS ROUND ENDS!!! LAST MINUTE VOTES GOOO

There Can Only Be One Elimination Round Masterpost:

Eliminating duplicates and double asks to cement the final brackets!

Ladybug vs. Kimura | Bullet Train

Howl Pendragon vs. Transformed! Howl | Howl's Moving Castle

Distortion! Micheal vs. Distortion! Helen | The Magnus Archives

Emperor Belos vs. Monster! Belos | The Owl House

Raine Whispers vs. Possessed Raine | The Owl House

Dear listeners I come to you with a query I guess more of a proposition to spread the word.

To finally make Wolf 359 popular!

Sense tumbler had graciously given us polls I’ve noticed that w359 has been over shadowed by other bigger podcasts and I think that w359 deserves some recognition as an Og podcast that lots of podcast creators have drawn inspiration from.

Like Johnathan Sim has literally recommended it in one of he’s Q&A’s and people still over look it 😔 for shame.

A lot of people haven’t listened to it because of the title ect. But it’s literally so good and funny, I love all of the characters sm and none even knows who they are and it KILLLLS ME oh so much.

SPREAD THE WORD WOLF 359 WILL HAVE A COME BACK.

I’ve done my part of showing this podcast to many a people please help me in this endeavor.

Good luck ⭐️

PUNKS AND REBELS FIRST ROUND OF POLLS ARE OUT! VOTE BETWEEN THE DOUBLES!!!

There Can Only Be One Elimination Round Masterpost

Ladybug vs. Kimura | Bullet Train

Howl Pendragon vs. Transformed! Howl | Howl's Moving Castle

Distortion! Micheal vs. Distortion! Helen | The Magnus Archives

Emperor Belos vs. Monster! Belos | The Owl House

Raine Whispers vs. Possessed Raine | The Owl House

Hi everyone! This is the Guy In Space (gender neutral) Tournament, reporting live to tell everyone that we are opening submissions for characters in the Tournament!

This tournament is for any character who you feel has a strong association with space! Whether they live in space, work in space, or are just in a very space-heavy media, this is the tournament for them! Some examples include Doug Eiffel from Wolf 359, or Luke Skywalker from Star Wars.

If you have a character who you feel meets these guidelines, please sumbit them to this form: https://forms.gle/SwQVahJRNMGpMHgH9

That's all! Have a good day :)

friends, romans, gender friends, thank you for your patience and all your submissions. I am happy to start the process of blocking everyone into brackets and getting this show on the road. Soon I will be rolling out the full bracket BUT FIRST... a couple things:

I will not tolerate unfriendly language, actions, etc. this is a poll is made for funsies and you all put out something you love into this poll. I know we love a good poll competition but please be civil.

I am having a couple preliminary rounds for the characters that have different variations or two characters in one submission. (i.e. Distortion! Micheal and Helen, Ladybug & Kimura)

There will most likely be no revive round because there are so many and I am one person. Be kind to me

Enjoy, have fun, and don't forget to vote! Loves

The Original Rainbow Pride Flag (1978) by Gilbert Baker.

Morning y'all! Like I said, POLL IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED! TIME TO SORT! I WILL FIND A WAY TO SORT THEM OUT :))))))

I’m eepy and not @ my computer so…. Extending poll sign ups till tomorrow morning when I check my computer?

Keep sending me stuff, I love seeing the results

Goodnight and love you, take care and I’ll see y’all then

Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

lol, but you know what's cooler than this? the @genderenvyelimination that's still open for requests!

im so so so sorry, i went HAM and sent you like my full list of kickable dudes i want to be. and yes now im exposing myself

i can not tell who you put but get ready to have your guys fight!

i am waiting for a fight of the century >:}

Gender Envy Elimination Poll!!

@elizabethrzg has convinced me to finally join in the poll-making and so I have decided to finally put something out there!

The name pretty much explains itself but... I wanna start a gender envy swag characters who are just so... yes. Send me your gender envy people in the form below!!

find the tournament @genderenvyelimination and submit a character!!!

JUST TO REPEAT: POLL FORM SIGNUP WILL END @ 12 EST TOMORROW MORNING!! NOW SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED

(I’m eepy and I make the rules)

My mind is blanking on anyone other than Gunpowder Tim, Tangerine, and like Sanji! So please send me more envy my way!

Google Docs

Gender Envy Elimination!!!

Send me your gender envy blorbos. ooooooo you know you want to. Send them in to fight in the Gender Envy Elimination!

i need edgeworth and phoenix to win so they have to fight >:)

the best propaganda

[Audio Clip of Mission Mishaps: Cold Turkey

Eiffel: Can you do that?

Hilbert: (Long pause) Pecan Pie?

Eiffel: Yeah

Hilbert: (Long pause between words) I. Like. Pecan. Pie]

[Audio clip of Malevolent ep. 10

(Arthur climbs down from the boulder.)

ARTHUR: Let’s check in, get a room, wash our clothes and shave, maybe. (In pleasure. Audibly smiling.) Oh. Then once we’re all put together and showered and have a meal and –

JOHN: Alright, Arthur.

ARTHUR: Sorry, sorry, just the prospect of having a proper rest is almost palpable.]