Twobraincellgenius - Untitled

My head cannnon is that the knowledge is the ultimate Rick roll that kills you.

What hits harder, a full-force kick from Cyana or a full-force punch from Kevin

Neither, Rei opening her eyes hits harder

Your daily dose of cat memes

is there a name for this

“Alexa!” I call,”set mirror font color to blood red,”

The voice responds, “your font color is now blood red.

Oh, I love my Amazon smart mirror I thought to myself.

A demon writes messages on your mirror in blood, but they’re useful messages, things like “Don’t forget you have yoga at 2” or “You’re out of milk”.

Fun fact: anytime you hear a story that boils down to “and then some ABSOLUTE FOOL sued this totally innocent megacorporation for assloads of money AND WON! Can you believe it? Ridiculous. Some people, right?” 99 times out of 100, the corporation super fucked up, the plaintiff 100% deserved that money,.and you’ve just been fed corporate propaganda.

there’s something very dystopian like at the fact that we’re all supposed to continue on with our lives, go to work/school, carry on with our daily routines like we’re not witnessing three countries (sudan, congo & palestine) go through a genocide and mass ethnic cleansing right now all through our mobile phones & the internet

Trick?

clown dragon

Photos from my friend who is a vet tech

Show us the jollies

New Rules since I'm going to space out egg drops a little more:

10 reblogs will hatch one egg, add #hatch! When you hit a milestone

15 likes will hatch one egg, so watch the numbers!

[For this batch, do not spam reblogs as this drop will be the only egg drop until the week after next, and I'd like to broaden the chances for other blogs to get hatches organically]