No Gods No Masters

Is this correct? 👀👀

Only in worlds in which the numeral 4 doesn't close up into a triangle on the top.

When the people doing it are in debt to a collage

When does graverobbing become archaeology??

Awesome. I’m glad to join the chain.

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Being in your twenties is just

Have I eaten today? Do I have autism? I want a new job. Am I dehydrated? God, I want top surgery so bad. Where's my birth certificate? Oh it's nice out today! Should I get high tonight? I'm so hungry. I'm so sad. Do my friends hate me? I need a nap. I'd be so much hotter without tits.

It’s October 1st…

Can you hear it?

It’s the sound of…

SPOOKS

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tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row

A Curated List Of My Favorite Skeletons (and Skulls!)

We shall start, of course, with the obvious: Stringray!

Followed neatly by pufferfish!

gila monster skull (shh they are sleeping)

moving on to flamingos bc they have so little to work with but they stretch it so far

veiled chameleon skull (plus art by Elena Barbieri so you comprehend the importance of the sclerotic ring bone!) (bc some eyes have bones! some eyes have bones and that is so so valid)

love us a good old-fashioned mole

the tucan, always a fun classic

in conclusion, a few dainty gibbon skeletons to calm you soul, bc why the heck not <3

(yes the last one is a real vintage postcard sold in real Natural History Museum gift shops, before for some reason they reconsidered this marketing decision)

Confused noises

Someone please make videos of these ideas!

i think we as a society really need more sound-effect-based comedy, like just imagine the potential:

-person falling down the stairs, but theres a slinky sound effect evrytime they hit a step

-person falls into a bush or a tree or something, but instead of a regular leaf-russling sound, it makes like a SHLORP portal-sounding noise

-person gets stabbed or cut open except it makes either a paper-tearing noise or the crinkly noise of someone opening a bag of chips

-person jumps into a pool, makes a glass-shattering sound

-person taking a long smoke of a cigarette, but it makes a wet, slurpy, licky-sounding noise