twofangedbitch

Latest Posts by twofangedbitch

I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip

Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere

I hate blonde men but somehow blonde vampires are the cuntiest little beings that I adore

vibe i got from s1

this is so house thank you

let’s commit medical malpractice with mama

has this been done yet

season 3

I always though of a similarity between the 1ed Ventrue and a tipical yaoi from the 90's. And I finally found a manga from 1990 wich one of the protagonist looks exactly the same as the Ventrue from 1991

I CAN NOW REST IN PEACE

Fun fact: you get an inevitable -3 to Lacroix's approval, when you tell him the sarcophagus has been stolen.

My brother in Caine, I DO NOT control who picks up your McDiablerie order.

I present...

the Mulder mating eyebrow ritual, an essay in three parts. Thank you to the gifmakers who actually made these gifs. I just ogle them.

ATTHS.

The end.

i never shipped taubner (probably bc I never noticed them at all) but wtf this is fruit basket behaviour

why are they clutching one another like lovers? why is Taub the wife in this relationship?

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

Gorgeous Gary Golden

this dynamic but it’s just hellyna

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thank u @cubezart for the original

James Wilson and Gregory House

I need to see them in a fight

mulder and scully if an evil wizard turned them into cats

same guy??

LaCroix: There you are. I was informed of your presence in the building. Since you're here, I'll take the liberty of assuming you've destroyed the warehouse.... This is correct, yes?

The fledgeling with fifty dollars, a tire iron, a knife, a severed arm, and two pill bottles of estrogen up her ass:

“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”

something wicked this way comes

house’s team looks like this

Unbothered. In my zone. Moisturized. Blood thirsty. Going insane.

I mean, it's really them!

How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine