They're taking the elevator to eeby deeby
you’re laughing? my combat horse just got plinkoed into eeby deeby and you’re laughing???
Hey! Just wanted to say that I appreciate your blog posts and that they never fail to bring a smile to my face. Hope you're having a great day!
I live in dark street ditches and I bite at pedestrians ankles
A while back there was this post where someone said something like can you give us #girl back and you said but we already have #boy and someone said don't be sexist and you said no.
That WAS a JOKE, right? Please tell me you were joking about being sexist
No I am actually sexist, I think boys rule and girls drool. Not sure of the drool-to-rule-ratio of non-binary folk yet.
I am in the lab sipping test tube substances and critiquing them like fine wine
hamlet / bill and ted’s excellent adventure
harder,,.. b-better.., *sniff* fa-faster,,, stron- *starts sobbing*
Doodling my favorite scenes as I reread aGoT
Doodling my favorite scenes as I reread aGoT, part 2
-part 1-
the affirmations instagram page is a gold mine
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
Countries mentioned in Wikipedia’s entry for “Baklava”
imagine a very scary monster like in scuba doo
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I eat that pussy like a communion wafer
I have a new son. Here are a bunch of memey doodles while I slowly re-learn how to draw.
cry about it <3
new quiz y'all! worked on this until 4 am lol. reblog and tell me, what kind of supervillain are you?