Understuffed - Understuffed

the mcelroys look like the least compatible people in the world based on just their appearances alone and it’s the funniest fucking thing to me

like, who knew that some elusive cool uncle who’s probably a trickster god sporting a hawaiian shirt, a goth cowboy who just stepped from a starbucks and is probably keeping the secrets of magic from the public, and an assistant regional manager for Staples who only owns clothes in beige are a) related and b) rule the Internet as reigning funnymen with a less-than-benevolent fist

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

i just realized today that lee is signing double “I Love You” (ILY) in American Sign Language (ASL) to Gaara here … and i cannot unsee it … 

Hide from vet. Tail is good hiding spot. Vet never find me here. Not gonna get poked today. No sir.

It’s unfair to judge sharks with labels of them being a  "killer machine" or “monsters”. But don’t you think that, instead sharks themselves, the real monsters here are us, humans?

Think with me, only 5-10 people a year die from shark accidents, but 8000 sharks are killed every hour by the hands of hunters and fishermen. In other words: us

Now I ask you all, who’s actually the real “killer machine” here? I finally made a twitter, it’s @Requinoesis if you want to follow me!

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

people slipping up and saying shit like “biological name” instead of “deadname” is more or less proof these people don’t actually care about real science they just want smart sounding words and i guarantee if we could manipulate chromosomes they’d abandon all pretext of science and start yammering about how people are born with a “masculine/feminine essence” that “cant be changed” like none of these people actually know the chromosomes real fuckin function and they dont care they just know they cant be changed

Thank goodness I'm not the only one. Leavanny and Lurantis would be the best lesbian girlfriends

i cannot believe.. how much i love this pretty pink lesbian mantis pokemon. also… quick bug gfs…