It's So Stupid, Adhd Is A Dozen Vaguely Related Neuroses In A Trench Coat, Including Such Popular Hits

Thank goodness I'm not the only one. Leavanny and Lurantis would be the best lesbian girlfriends

i cannot believe.. how much i love this pretty pink lesbian mantis pokemon. also… quick bug gfs…

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

Sounds about right

Whenever I’m making something based on an american recipe, I have to cut down the sugar and butter content by at least half

how are you guys alive over there???

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

Ok

Companion piece to the cicada from yesterday feat. Coelacanth Feelings

On red bubble

[ID: A drawing of a coelacanth, a lobe-finned fish, shown from the side in shiny silver lineart. It is surrounded by other, almost identical coelacanths that have more transparent, matte lineart. Shining text around reads, "my existence does not depend on whether you acknowledge me." The background is dark blue. End ID.]

“i don’t like preston garvey”

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