Latest Posts by valdemarsbonesaw - Page 2
“I’d kms” and then this is the baby in question
I keep seeing reels on insta like "me when i have a baby girl" and its doing all these sweet things and it's like okay that's nice. but then the comments are like "I'd kms if I had a boy" and I dont fucking get it 😭 I'll never get why people are so set on their kids gender. is the fun of it not that it's this completely randomized individual you get to learn all about. sorry I think its fucking weird to base how much affection your baby gets on their genitals
🙁
UGHHHH I HURT MY HAND BUT I RAN OUT OF THE MLP BANDAIDS I HAVE TO USE THE REGULAR ONES
UGHHHH I HURT MY HAND BUT I RAN OUT OF THE MLP BANDAIDS I HAVE TO USE THE REGULAR ONES
Thought it was just allergies but NO it’s allergies AND I’m sick 💔
Do people care if u get inspired by other polls.... Anyway the red/blue poll I see going around is nice but I found that I associate my friends with all sorts of colors so. here
Getting beaten by a toddler with your own phone being the weapon is quite honestly a life-altering experience (a little bit of blood was spilled, and it wasn’t hers)
GOODBYE I LITERALLY SAID TO MY MOM “Julian cosplay!!”
rate my eye! (I have allergies.)
rate my eye! (I have allergies.)
Flashback to when I was like 7 or 8 and I didn’t know the word for “femboy”.
I found it very unfair that a term didn’t exist for the male equivalent of a tomboy.
So I made my own term for it. A jessicagirl.
And I very confidently announced this in the kitchen to my parents.
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO @snobgoblin 🗣️ inspo from the constant “grinch feet” comments 💔 so I spent a total of about 37 minutes on this? ANYWAY THEM AS THE GRINCH
shoutout to the W.I.P I have rn of Valdemar as the grinch
Men’s waists be so small like what do u need that small waist for? for other men to grab it? whore. (He is a straight man from the 1700’s.)
Every Easter my parents give me one or two new additions of UNO
I now have a collection of various UNO editions under my bed
Unopened
Because nobody wants to play with me 💔
@snobgoblin it’s been a little bit since I’ve drawn them… 😢
I was playing with my 2yo sister and she told me she was going to put my face in a jar, she then started aggressively grasping at my cheeks
I was playing with my 2yo sister and she told me she was going to put my face in a jar, she then started aggressively grasping at my cheeks
been pretty good at finishing art as of late
Something something doodle of Ellis idk
lalallalalalalallaaa undertale reference but it’s my OC Astral before and after 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰
This shit is FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
When the indecisiveness is so bad I start crying because I have to figure out what to eat for breakfast 💔
I think I’ve stared at this CG for too long. he looks like an alien. His face looks wrong. It gets worse the longer I look at him 😕
(Repost because the post is gone for some reason)
Thought I needed to expand lore more than I already have, so I pulled a character I made back in September for a social studies project. Where better to start than before King Lionel’s reign? And now I present to you, THEM!!!!!!!!!! Ellis!!!!! The worshipped deity, then later first ruler over Divinia.
When you’re the palace physician and you’re kinda like friends with the queen then the king + his advisor poison her to death or something idk
❓️ if you were immune to dying for 24 hours what would you do
I would crawl into my best friends skin if I could. I am quite fond of her i think
truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life
How my two year old sister says the courtiers names, which I quite honestly find to be the cutest thing ever:
Valdemar - Fun-eh-mar
Vulgora - Foo-go-wah (alternatively, either “red” or “fire”)
Volta - Fo-ta
Vlastomil - Fett-o-mil
Valerius - Fee-rius
❓️ have you ever been told you look like someone else