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this is what i mean when i type đ btw
get up.
thinking about them atm (couldn't focus while writing so i had to doodle)
... So I need an Epic au with spideytorch urgently with Johnny as Odysseus and Peter as Penelope and the journey that Odysseus goes through was Johnny trying to return home after leaving the negative zone
I love how Spideyâs shirt is a reference to Blue Beetle since both characters were created by Steve Ditko
Damian and Alfred
Finally drew some batfam stuff
Hope I'll do more
Closeup + linework + ref
fuuckk we got 2025 next year
god remember that time Erik just. walked into a Nazi bank with some nazi gold, waited until they were like âyes we can hide that gold for you,â went âthanks, man, this gold is important to me bc itâs made from the teeth and wedding rings of my people,â made the banker hit himself in the face before ripping out his metal tooth, and then strutted off to Argentina to stab some more Nazis. What a fucking icon honestly
Are they, you know.
peter parker in gotham au where he runs a red robin fanpage and posts oddly close photos of red robin in action. no one believes tim for a while but once they realize it's true all of the robins (+ batgirls and duke) start teasing him & asking how it feels to be on the opposite end.
'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now
it was harry's ideađłď¸âđđ
closer up :>
more under the cut!!
inspo + icons for u and ur 3 other gay friends
idk what im doing anymore. i was supposed to finish this months ago
Peterâs type is people he cannot ultimately be happy withâŚ
Good ones, charli xcx
Several people who don't read the comics seem to get ideas about characters and how they act. It's fine when you're doing to characters you know about, but for characters you don't know about, not so much.
Please note: This post is not meant to gate keep anyone from comics, MCU or any other Marvel related products.
#1: He is ugly. This one is false for the most part. Look at the women he has dated, Liz Allan, Gwen, MJ, Black Cat, Carol Danvers and others.
#2: He is naive. This one is also false. Peter is optimistic. There is a difference. Peter himself recognizes that the world is a terrible place. However he thinks it can get better. That is the whole point of him not killing his enemies.
#3: He has to suffer to be relatable. No, just no. This one is false. He doesn't have to suffer to be relatable. He is relatable because he deals with relatable problems. He is nerdy, has to make ends meet, etc. That is how he was relatable. Not suffering. And certainly not whatever the f#ck is going on in the current run.
#4: He is hated by other heroes. This one mainly stems from the Superior Spider-Man comic arc, but is still blatantly wrong. He has several friends in the comics, such as: Daredevil, Deadpool (to an extent) Wolverine, Luke Cage, Johnny Storm, Cloak and Dagger, and several others.
#5: He is not respected by the other heroes. This was also caused by Superior Spider-Man. However several people respect him. Mr. Fantastic and Iron Man respect him for his intelligence. Captain America calls him on of the greatest men he's ever known. Thor says (in a complimentary way) that he was the most mortal man he knew. T'Challa let him eat a Heart-Shaped Herb. Hulk was one of the few people who knew Peter's identity after OMD.
#6: He was a teenager for most of his publication history. The first ever Spider-Man comic was published in August 1962 in Amazing Fantasy #15. He he graduated and became an adult on June 8, 1965 in The Amazing Spider-Man Volume 1 #28.
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Could you do âWhy did you choose me?â for Parkner?
"Why did you choose me?"
Harley's head turns suddenly, the words registering in his mind but not fully comprehending.
In his defense, he isn't expecting that sort of question while they're standing in the canned vegetable aisle of the grocery store.
Harley had been in an intense mental debate between two different brands of baked beans when Peter said the words that still aren't making sense.
"To go... grocery shopping with me?" Harley asks slowly.
"No. I... to be with you."
"At the grocery store?"
"In this relationship."
Harley blinks, the confusion quickly shifting into concern and alarm. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing's wrong."
"Something's gotta be wrong if you're asking questions like that while holding a can of Del Monte corn. Which, maybe set that down before you crack it open." Harley gently pulls the now very dented can from Peter's hand, his touch slackening his grip. Harley intertwines their fingers. "Where's this comin' from?"
"There's a lot of corn in the world."
"...Yeah I guess so. Tennessee's more of a soybean state than corn, but I know there's the yellow and purple kind. Probably more. There's blue ones right? Because the chips are blue." He pauses. "We should get some salsa."
"Harley," Peter says, grabbing Harley's hand as he starts to drift towards the canned tomatoes. "There's a lot of corn in the world. There's corn on the cob and the kind that come off the cob in freezer bags and kernels that turn into popcornâ"
"I don't think I'm following."
"âand there's the kind that comes in the can," Peter finishes, breath heaving like he's just single-handedly fought of a whole hoard of aliens. "And... and the kind that comes in the can is tinny and it's submerged in water and you've gotta drain the water out and when you warm it up it gets hard but if you don't then it's lukewarm unless you put it in the fridge and have it cold but then the can is coldâ"
"Peter," Harley says, grabbing Peter's face in his hands.
"I'm like canned corn. I've got all these extra steps and extra problems and extra baggage and trauma and you could have the corn on the cob or the frozen corn or anything easier than canned."
Harley stares at Peter, mind racing as it finally clicks. He runs a thumb over Peter's cheek and presses a soft kiss to his forehead.
"Corn on the cob's gotta be shucked. It makes a mess and doesn't always break easily and you gotta cook it and it doesn't taste the same if you boil it or broil it or grill it."
Peter's eyes go wide, clearly not expecting this response.
"Frozen corn's gotta be warmed up too. You can put it in the microwave but when you pour it, it's got boiling hot juice and condensation that spills on your hand when cut it open. And if you leave it in the fridge too long it gets stale and covered in frost and gets stuck together in one big ice-corn cube."
Harley taps his finger on Peter's chin, making a face like he's pretending to think. "And, y'know, now that you say it, I don't actually know how to make my own popcorn. I just get the kind that comes in the bag that you pop right into the microwave. I'm guessing it takes a lot of skill to not get everywhere and cook just right."
Harley smiles. "But I like canned corn a lot. It's reliable. You know what you're getting and you know it's gonna be good. And yeah, sure, cooking it might be a pain, but I don't see anything wrong with how it is. Just a spoon and a can of corn, juice and all."
Harley shakes Peter lightly by the shoulders. "I love you because you're you, Peter. Not because it's always gonna be easy. Not because you're the simplest choice. But because you're you, all of the tin and juice and inability to warm up."
Peter chuckles wetly.
"So you know what? Even if you've got more extra steps than the frozen corn or more problems than the corn on the cob or more trauma than the corn kernels â which, in my opinion, I think whatever that process is to turn it into popcorn is so much more traumatic than whatever you've got," Peter laughs again, "know that it's all worth it. Because I love you. And you're worth taking the extra steps. And you're also worth not taking any extra steps at all and just accepting who you are already."
yeah... yeah
young sevika for no reason
Just finished ultimate Spider-Man and I have to say, Iâm really going to miss this show.
This is one of the best adaptations of Spiderman and every second of him as Peter Parker and Spiderman was done so well.
Thereâs parts in this show that couldâve been done better, but overall it is such an incredible Spider-Man Series. The way thereâs a lack of people mentioning it tells me it is wildly underrated.
If youâre a spiderman fan and have never watched it, please doâď¸
This version of Spiderman represents the character so well and thereâs just no way you can not respect it.
Ultimate spider-man, you are so lovedđ¸ď¸
Also Nova, luke and white tiger <3
The chilling part about "Odysseus" is that the operatic Vocals in the background are Chanting "Old King, Save/Spare Us" and that's important because their old King Would have done that.
Except Odysseus isn't their old King anymore.
Their Old King was who Odysseus was at the beginning of Epic. The one who had Polites at his side, his men at his back, Eurylochus as a loyal friend and Brother, and Athena as his Best Friend Mentor. He was a king who knew when to strike but was, like Polites, greeting the world with open arms. And the people of Ithica remember their old King, see their old King in his son, Telemachus, and mourn his loss from their kingdom to his ventures in the war with Troy.
But now, he's back, and he's killing all the people who were openly chanting about killing his son and Raping his wife, both things that he would be justified for killing them for. And all these Suitors can think of is, he is still their Old King, so once he has killed our leader rallying us to action, he will be amicable to Open Arms talks to deescalate the situation.
Except, he's not the old King. The old King died with Polities. He was still alive as a hollow version of himself, but his heart of "Open Arms" died with Polities. But there were still remnants of him, Asking Aeolus for wind to get home, pleading with Poseidon for Mercy, and pleading to Circe for Aid to evade Poseidon. But it was the Underworld that put the nail in the coffin for their old King. Seeing all his dead men in the river Styx, finding out his Mom had passed while he was at war, and hearing the prophecy from Tyresias that "He" will not be the one to make it home to Ithica, to his Wife and Son, but that a Haunting man with a trail of bodies will stand before his wife.
And that's when their Old King Dies, and their New King is being forged in his Remnants. When he declares he will become the monster, adopt the very mindset of his Enemy Poseidon, and use Ruthlessness to get home.
But there's still a trace bit of their old King left, the parts that love his family, and the part that trust his men. And then the part that trusts his men kept getting attacked and chipped away at by his sole desire to get Home, and the betrayals that befell him after becoming a monster.
Finding out that Eurylochus was the first one to betray him, the one that directly lead to 515 of his men being killed because he didn't trust Odysseus's word and directly disobeyed his orders to not open the wind bag. I imagine that before he found that out, he intended to try and bargain with Scylla, to kill as little of his men as possible, if not be able to talk her out of killing anyone at all. But immediately after finding that out, he tells Eurylochus to lite up 6 torches. Because now he's been betrayed, and he will just pay the Toll to pass through.
And then immediately after, Eurylochus tries to lead a Mutiny against him, and he ends up stabbed through the back by the rest of his crew, tied to the mast, and has to watch as Eurylochus literally pisses off every god in the area by killing the Sun Gods Divine Cattle and having Zeus sicked on them.
And now Odysseus two remaining halves of the old king have to choose. His family back home, or the crew who has betrayed him twice and chiseled away at his remaining trust and loyalty to them ever since Polyphemus? He now has to kill off more of the old king. And he does.
And then, he has to deal with Calypso.
I'm not touching on Calypso, because if I do I'll be here for a lot longer, but she breaks him mentally and forcefully breaks his physical purity to his wife by SAing him. And then once he leaves, he mentally snaps and stabs Poseidon.
So, all that is left of their old King is a Monster who wears the few tattered scraps of their old kings clothes, who clings desperately to the final piece of his old form, his family. And they have the audacity of asking him for mercy after openly threatening to harm it? To destroy it? To defile it as he has been for the past 20 years?!?!?!
No. He's had enough.
And his family (Penelope, Telemachus, and Athena) are the only one's to recognize that Odysseus is still their old King, just beaten, bruised, abused, abandoned, and betrayed. But he's still the same person, and they will fall in love with him again.
I love the difference between a Batman identity reveal and a Spider-Man identity reveal.
With Batman itâs an actual dramatic âno way!â moment, because thatâs Bruce Wayne! Famous billionaire playboy whoâs also⌠the Batman? The Dark Knight of Gotham? And suddenly Bruce is ruined because heâs not the Batman, now heâs Bruce Wayne, playing the Batman, and he loses all That (tm). He loses both identities, he canât be Batman in the same way, and he loses Brucie Wayne. The reveal is dramatic and impactful and shocking to many.
But if Spideyâs identity is revealed⌠itâs a âuh whoâs this kid?â at best, and a âPeter Parker? That kid I kinda know?â at worst, like yes, there are the consequences of loved ones in danger, possibly a lack of respect for Spidey, but he didnât have much respect to begin with, and his family and friends dies left and right either way. Whatâs fun about a Spider-Man reveal, is that âoh. Iâve been fighting my hardest⌠against some 15 year old? And I havenât even won? What the hell?â And if a villain reveals Spideyâs identity but the doesnât know Peter Parker, thatâs all they get. The knowledge a (somewhat) normal kid is the Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man. If anything, itâs more difficult for the villain, who might have mixed feelings on fighting a child. The reveal is personal and could be nothing depending on circumstances.
A series of my favorite zoomed out comic book characters
Dick Grayson or Sticky Man Wall Climber?? It's the same picture
My little cook frying someone in the back of the head
Little baby Spiderman... somehow fitting into a cradle
Batman learning about gravity
I can't tell if he is farting out a jet, or if he is just floating in the air
I don't think this one needs a caption
Something from back when I watched s1 of daredevil that I completely forgot about. Â I found it yesterday and figured I could fix it up a little
now there is a version of this where heâs got a face butâŚI liked this better, feels closer to what I wantedÂ
Robin (and Batman) by Chris Samnee and Mat Lopes
*On the quinjet*
Steve: I think this is the most peaceful it's ever been post-mission
Clint: Oddly... serene
Natasha: No blood, no arguing, no press, no clean up. It's almost too good to be true
Bruce: It kind of feels like we're missing a part of us
Everyone: Hm.
Everyone:
Tony: WE FORGOT THE KID
*20 minutes later*
Tony: Why didn't you call us after we left you?!?
Peter: Oh I thought that was on purpose. I was just gonna take the subway home
Steve: Peter we're in New Mexico.
Tony and his PPs (forgot to post this one too)
Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video
The more they change...
The more they stay the same