Reading Letters From 1818 Is Wild

I’m about to have a fun afternoon.

So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.

She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.

This should make for an interesting story.

This is my son Gilgamesh right after he bit my finger. I love this little demon ridiculously so ❤❤❤

Kingsman more like: suit porn, samueL Jackson playing a characters he's never played and getting it fucking right

Kingsman: suit porn

Kingsman: campy, old style funny spy movie

Kingsman: more suit porn, AND THE MOTHERFUCKING CHURCH SCENE!!!

reblog if you’re bi, support bi people, or just really like swords

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

🤣🤣🤣 Can't stop laughing omg

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gils moving up in life! Set up his new tank and introduced him to it! He seems to like it so far, its about 3x the size of his last home.

I love him so much Dx I intended to romance Iron Bull but while flirting with everyone I possibly could he kinda chose Dorian for himself. I couldn't bring myself to take his choice away. They're really cute together and it makes me happy!

First sitting on a lovely lady! Her neck was the easiest neck I have ever tattooed 😳

She is a fucking legend

If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?