Chinese Qipao By 晓雪

uahhhhh (mouths you lovingly)

LOVE WILL FIND YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN EVEN WHEN YOU THINK IT WON'T

strawberry shortcake redesigns!!!!! 🍓🍰 + an apple dumpling 🍎🥟

commission done!

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Low-effort headcanon that no one asked for.

But laughter is the best medicine and I need lots of laughter right now.

So here's the boys as comedic tropes.

Stand-Up Swashbucklers

OPLA! Sanji, Zoro, Shanks, Mihawk, Buggy

SFW

Stupid af, sorry in advance

Sanji

Corny Pick-Up Lines

"Just blinded by your beauty."

"Love, I hope you have a license for those eyes, because I've never encountered a deadlier weapon."

"I've been dabbling in interior design lately, and I think you'd make a fine addition to my bedroom."

"I haven't been a pirate for long, but I'm certain you have to be the greatest treasure in all the seas."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by a few more times?"

Zoro

Dry One-Liners

"Don't like what you see, look away."

"Did you take lessons on being an asshole or is it a natural talent?"

"If I promise I'll miss you, will you leave me alone?"

"You should write a book. How To Be A Miserable Failure: For Dummies."

"Your ass must be jealous of how much shit comes out of your mouth."

Shanks

Bad Puns and Dad-Jokes

"I could take you...with one arm tied behind my back."

"What's wrong with me? Well, you could say I'm not all there."

*pointing at a keg of ale* "I'd tap that."

"I used to shave every day, but this beard, well, it sort of...grew on me."

"I'd offer you a hand, but I really haven't got one to spare."

Mihawk

The Lord of the Roasts

"Oh, come now Vice Admiral, I don't take orders—even from the likes of you."

"There truly isn't a single thought behind those eyes, is there?"

"Have you ever wondered how different your life would be, had you been born with even one single ounce of common sense?"

"I'd tell you to reconsider that statement, but that would require you to actually think, and I'm not sure you possess such a talent."

"Were idiocy contagious, you could singlehandedly bring about a global pandemic."

Buggy

Chop-Chop Slapstick

"Surprise, shithead!"

"That deserves a round of applause—" *drops both hands into a beer stein, actively clapping*

"Yeah, I'll lend you an ear, just give it back when you're done."

"I'm a little, shall we say, detached from reality."

"I'd give an arm and a leg to see that. In fact, here, take them."

These posts are cousins to me.

Luffy / sanji whimpering... I need that sooooooo bad 😭

things op men say in bed

tags: gn! reader x op men, grammar errors i'm sure, suggestive, teasing, boys being whining and taunting (law), light degradation, metions of fem names in shanks

a/n: enjoy ! let me know what else you guys want :D

monkey d. luffy

i see him both being whiny and demanding. sometimes even both at the same time ! ineedtohearhimwhimper

"so t-tight f'me baby.."

"can i eat it?" / "lemme eat it''" / "lemme get a taste.."

"please let me make ya feel good.."

"wanna be inside you.."

"not lettin' you go until 'm satisfied.."

let's out lots of little sighs and chuckles too

trafalgar law

i need him so bad i need him so bad i need him so bad i need him so bad i need him so bad i need him so bad i need him so bad i

"breathe baby, breatheee"

"look at that...fuuucckk baby"

"look at me n say it...who's a good girl/boy?"

"play with it the way i like to watch.."

roronoa zoro

convinced he is rougher most of the time and has a thing for slight degradation. he's such a hard ass

"stay still.."

"you make it look real good don't you.."

"stop bein' so fuckin' loud..."

"gonna fuckin' ruin you.."

"mine. this is all for me. all fuckin' mine.."

moans long strands of "shhhiiiittt~"

vinsmoke sanji

mumbles in french. whines. is not afraid to show his whines and moans. is a slut for you.

"need to be inside of you...please.."

"oh it's so tight baby.."

literally just whines strands of "fuck, fuck, fuck~..."

"ainsi.. si bon mon amour.." (so..so good my love)

"tu es si joli comme ça.." (you look so pretty like this)

"va vous remplir si bien.." (gonna fill you so good)

akagami shanks

i need this man so fucking bad. but don't we all.

"all the way in...that's it mama"

"i know you can go faster.."

"feel my fingers in ther baby.."

says lots of little "mhm's"

"make daddy come...i know you can do it baby..."

"atta girl.."

"bein' so loud for me huh baby?"

"yeah? you like that?"

"feel me right here?" he asks as he pushes on your tummy FUCK

calls you 'sweet pea' and 'mama' ALOT

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

He's such a beautiful man and deserves the good things in life :(

VESSEL VESSEL

LISTEN TO ME

YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL

VESSEEEEEEL

😳