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@quethenogard BABA! My wonderful cinnamon roll! I'm blushing. Don't you deny it either! So pretty!

FREEZE! IT’S THE BEAUTIFUL POLICE!!👮‍♂️👮‍♀️🚨

We heard reports that you were being beautiful and/or handsome whichever your preference!!!!!

We’re taking you the fuck in!!!!!!!!!!!!

8-foot giant squid pillow.

You’ll need:

2 yards of felt

1 yard of patterned fabric (I suggest a polka dot-type pattern so it looks like suction cups)

1 medium piece of black felt, 1 medium piece of white felt (for the eyes)

white thread, black thread and thread of the same color as the felt you’re using

pins

about 5 lbs. of stuffing

a couple big sheets of paper to draw your pattern

First, you need to draw out your patterns. Here’s a basic template to get you started, although most of the measurements are reasonably fudgeable. If in the likely event you don’t have any four-foot-long pieces of paper lying around, just tape a few pieces together.

Once you’ve drawn out your eight patterns, it’s time to cut the fabric. Pin the pattern to the fabric, laid flat, and cut out the following, leaving a half an inch or so of extra fabric around the edge of the pattern:

FOR THE ARMS: 8 felt and 8 fabric cutouts of piece 1

FOR THE, UH, LONGER ARMS: 2 felt and 2 fabric cutouts of piece 2

FOR THE BODY: 2 felt cutouts of piece 3

FOR THE FIN: 4 felt cutouts of piece 4

FOR THE HEAD: 1 felt cutouts of piece 6

FOR THE EYES: 2 white felt cutouts of piece 7 and 2 black felt cutouts of piece 8

So now you’ve got all your pieces ready, it’s time to start sewing them together. I did mine by hand because my sewing machine is busted and I get a kind of Zen buzz from sewing by hand, but if you have a non-busted one I recommend that you use it as it will be MUCH EASIER. You’re going to be sewing everything with the nice side of the fabric facing in, then turning it inside out to stuff it.

THE ARMS: (To make a quilted pattern that looks like suckers, see this other post). Pin together one patterned fabric piece 1 and one felt piece 1 (with the nice sides facing the inside). Sew down around the U-shape and back up, leaving the top open. Then turn the arm inside out, stuff it (it’s easiest to do both of these things if you sort of scrunch it up like you’re trying to put on a pair of tights, excuse the non-dude-friendly reference) and sew the top closed. Do the same for the other seven arms and rejoice in the fact that this is the most tedious part. Same deal with the two long arms, they’re just harder to stuff.

THE FINS: Pin together two of your piece 4s and sew together the curvy outer edge. Turn the piece inside out, so the seam you just sewed is on the inside, and start sewing up the other side, stuffing gradually as you go along. You should end up with a triangle-ish puffy thing. Repeat for the other two piece 4s.

THE BODY: Put down one piece 3, then place the two fins you have down with the point up and the curvy side pointing in, then make a sandwich by putting the other piece 3 down on top. Pin it all together and sew around the edges with the two fins still inside, as shown. Turn it inside out and move on to…

THE HEAD: So take piece 6 and the ten arms you’ve already done. Lay the arms, fabric side facing you, out with the arms’ top seams in a line half an inch from the top of piece 6. The order should be arm arm arm arm BIG ARM arm arm arm arm BIG ARM. The legs should be almost entirely covering piece 6. Pin them in place and sew a straight line through the individual legs seams to attach the legs to piece 6.

When you pick up the other side of piece 6, you now have something resembling a really weird untied hula skirt. Sew together the two 9-inch ends of piece 6 with the fabric side of the arms on the outside, and keep it inside out for the moment.

PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER: Fit the open end of the body through the arms (still fabric side facing out) and pull the edge all the way through the felt cylinder so it’s even with the edge that DOESN’T have arms attached to it. Sew around the diameters of the head cylinder and the body cylinder to attach them, then pull the legs down over the head and you’re almost done!

Stuff the body, then seal it off by sewing piece 5 over the open end (even if you do have a functional sewing machine, you’ll probably have to do this part by hand).

THE EYES: Sew the black circles on the white circles and whipstitch the eyes onto the head. You do this last because you can’t tell where they’re going to end up on the end product if you put them on before stuffing the body.

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Reblog if you’ve made a friend online and have met/want to meet them in person.

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

My first house cost me my saddest memory of how my life ended.

It was the first time I realised my mother hated me. Not consciously. Subconsciously. I think she knew that without me, she’d be free. That she’d have a better life. That it was my fault that she met my brother dad. That she has three kids now and she wants non of them. 

I was 12. 

My mother had slapped me before but only a few times. She’d verbally hurled abuse, put me and my brothers in danger and prioritised her boyfriends over her children. I walked into my safe-guarding teachers office, having just finished the lunch the school had offered me as my mother hadn’t made me any or given me money to buy lunch, and she told me to take a seat. My mother had run away with her boyfriend and I will be going to live with my granny. I had nothing. I went home twice more to collect a few belongings before I never entered that house again, instead going into care after living with my grandmother for 5 months. The next time I saw my mother, it was at court, where I was the sole witness to her boyfriend beating her brutally. She didn’t apologise. She just smiled and hoped me well. I’ve been in care for 6 years. It’s the best thing to ever happen to me.  I payed for my first house with the memory of how the life I knew ended, but also how the life I love today was born. 

Imagine you live in a society with no money, no bartering. Instead, stories are currency. To buy your groceries you have to tell the cashier a funny childhood memory. To buy a car you need to relay a life-changing moment. The bigger the purchase, the more traumatic or incredible the story has to be. Write about the story you tell to buy your first house.

anyone please ask your crush out like this

@quethenogard ME RIGHT NOW!!!! 

Internet friends. Better than the ones you have in real life.

Animal Constellation Cookies

I love this man.

Reason #1000 to adore this man.

AHH! I hope the gif works!!! This is for @markiplier Because he lost his little niece and I know she’s watching over him. I’m sorry I couldn’t do much else as support, so here’s a bad gif. <3 My prayers are going to Mark and his family. Especially his bro, who I know as TwoKinds on dA.  <3 We love ya Mark, don’t forget that no matter what, all of your fans are here for you! And we will see /you/ in the next video! Bye bye! <3 

I'm in!

A silly community idea

I was thinking.. since Jack is sick and is not online very much, why don’t we do a community event based on the sickness itself but in a funny way for when he returns? Like, drawing a sick Jack or a Wiishu that takes care of her or gifs where Jack sneezes, edits, screenshots? Just to take a piss at sickness and hopefully make Jack laugh when he comes back? :D

We could use the hashtag #begonesickness haha what do you guys think?

Ah, If only I had money and was actually cute. Stunning clothing!

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Art byBayilik Paneli IG: @shamekhbluwi Instagram: @artwoonz

@quethenogard IS A FUCKING LEGEND. LOOK AT THIS ART! SWEETEST CINNAMON ROLL EVER. LOVE THAT CINNAMON GOODNESS. 😂😁😀😃😁🤗😂😄😍😁😀😀😂😃😂😱🍩🍰

WIP! Line art. Didn’t get a chance to snap a picture of the sketch, but I’m gonna to this as a progress thing. We’ll see how it goes.  BTW, this paper is huge compared to normal. It’s like two by three feet. Bleh! Lot’s of paper to cover. Time to break out the colored pencils. :P 

By Kran-art

(falls out of bed) how about some more werewolf story nonsense, yes?

this one’s about how Berny & Ray first met.  its really really cheeseball and kinda stupid and the colors aren’t that great but i spent like two weeks on it (scream) so im not gonna not show u guys.  anyways so, enjoy, maybe?  

young gamora

Hey, fuck face ❤

Ehhh!? Ah, Thank you~! 

Heeeeey fuk face!!!

W-Wha!? Eh!? R-Really? O-Oh~ *Blush* 

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A Commission for a fishbab mobile background! I went a little overboard with the background but i really enjoy how it turned out!!

Werewolf Boyfriend (Kirby)

Another wonderful werewolf commission! The town of Hearthway Hollows grows still. A commission for @mewmewred.

Visit Hearthway Hollow

   Hearthway Hollow was the town you grew up in, but around the time you turned thirteen you had to go move in with your grandmother. You were going to miss Hearthway Hollow, it was surrounded by forest that you loved to explore and play in. Not to mention you’d miss all the wolves that lived around the town. Luckily, your grandmother didn’t live too far from a national park and you spent any free time you had there.

   After your grandmother died, you decided to move back to Hearthway Hollow. You had been working in the National Park as a ranger and you had seen there was a job opening for a conservation ranger very close to your beloved hometown.

   Not much had changed, although town seemed to be much busier than it used to be. There were more shops and business but other than that everything felt the same. You felt at home. You found a nice little place to rent that surrounded by the nature you so loved.

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350 Game Submission: Feral Underswap GasterBlasters

Submission for you! <3 Whether or not this is posted, it doesn’t matter, I want to say I enjoy your work and love that you’re doing this game! May your inbox be filled with delicious debauchery for the next few weeks!

Reader comes over to the Underswap bros house to suddenly find themselves trapped in a Purge styled safe house(no one in and no one out for a set amount of time) during a sudden heat week. They’re familiar with monster heats, but are shocked when they stumble upon the boys who have started to revert into semi GB!forms in the basement and it becomes apparent this is a true Feral Heat. The Reader is relentlessly hunted and chased through the house, being caught here and there and toyed/teased with. The Reader becomes more aroused as they play this hide and seek with their now beastly turned friends. The Reader is finally caught as one of the brothers finally loses patience and pounces, allowing them to rip away the clothes, grunting and growling as they mindlessly rut in their fever. Reader ends up taking both at the same time, the brothers filling them to the brim almost to the breaking point. With their beastly forms, both produce knots at the base of their dicks and the Reader struggles to take both, but when they do, it ends with all 3 climaxing as they bite down on the Reader’s neck, marking them as their mate. Reader wakes up the next morning, sore as fuck, the house opened and the brothers relatively back to normal, cradling protectively around them…several small soulings are already nestled, shining dimly in the Reader’s womb and the brothers sheepishly ask for another round. A new pack of pups are coming…

~ Spring Gothic Giveaway ~

Skies are grey, rain is falling, flowers bloom like little purple jewels amidst the mud - sounds like the perfect time to hole up somewhere with a good book and a cup of tea! This time Miss A has three prizes to for heroines to win, matching pairs of a Gothic novel and tea samples.

Prize #1 - Dracula by Bram Stoker + Russian Caravan Tea

Bram Stoker’s Dracula is the perfect novel for a chilly grey day - a cup of strong and smokey Russian Caravan tea will make any heroine feel as though she is in the coach with Jonathan Harker, rushing along the Carpathian cliff sides in the night.

Prize #2 - Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier + Waterfront Tea

Whether you’re on the beach or landlocked, Rebecca will take you to the Cornish coast. A cup of the delicate and floral Waterfront tea will keep you warm against bracing sea breezes as you ponder the mystery of your new spouse.

Prize #3 - Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë + Ms. Grey Tea

When Anne Brontë wrote Agnes Grey, she based it off her own time as a governess. No doubt both Miss Brontë and Miss Grey could have used a cup of light citrus-y Ms. Grey to bolster them through gloomy days and difficult children. 

The Rules

1. The giveaway will end on April 30th, 2018, at 11:59 PM.

2. You must follow Miss A’s Advice for the Modern Gothic Heroine.

3. You must reblog this post to enter. One reblog per person.

4. No giveaway blogs.

5. Three winners will be chosen, with the use of a random number generator.

6. The first winner will have first choice of the prizes, second winner will have second choice, and the third winner will have the last choice.

7. If I do not hear from a winner within a week, another will be chosen.

8. I will ship to anywhere in the world - if there is an issue with the shipping, I will work with the winner to solve the problem.

Good luck to all the entrants! Thank you for all your support, and many safe and happy investigations into the weird for all my heroines!

Your doting

Miss A

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@quethenogard Well...I’m not saying thats us but....

When you and a friend both never back down loving and supporting each other.

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-to Enter:

Like ❤️ and reblog 🔁 this post

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the winner will be randomly selected on April 18th 2018

open world wide

-must be 18 or older or have parents consent to have a package mailed to you to enter. -please have your inbox open, if I can not get in contact with the winner in 24 hours, a new one will be selected till the prize is calmed.