not to be straight but I actually have 2 different types of bois I’m in to
Nice, kinda nerdy boys. They have a really dumb sense of humor and are able to laugh with you, but they can also have a serious discussion about politics or a movie. They’re smarter than you’ll ever be, but it’s ok because they aren’t narcissistic about it and never try to argue with your core beliefs. They’d offer to pay for dinner but wouldn’t bat an eye if you offered to pay. They wanna take things slow and nearly die at the idea of just holding your hand. They truly do care about you and just wanna make you smile.
and eboys
you lied to me :(
im going to kiss you (on purpose)
i tip my toes into your pool and you scream as they disintegrate into the water
when
them: so you’re bisexual?
me: yeah
them: so you’re attracted to byes?
me: w-what?? no-
them: *winks* bye~ *walks away*
me:
me:
me:
me: fuck that was hot
i know y’all think softball players are lesbians but if her hair is like this she is Straight
goblincore and cottagecore both like frogs but the difference is that in cottagecore you wanna give the frogs a gentle kiss