It’s Not A Math Test Until You Start Crying

me, eating gummy bears: down the water slide you go, little buddy :)

dear doctors,

is there a word for white people who live in america or do i just have to call them white bread

bitch i didn’t even want a sexuality and now ur telling me i need a gender too??

im here, im queer, and im not out yet please don’t tell my mom

if we were minecraft youtubers, do you think people would write slutty fanfiction about us?

let's add a little dysphoria to my gender

fuck guys please do it please

reblog if 2012 pop hits is the best genre of music

THIS is what happens when the straights partake in gay culture

micheal doesn’t make it to the bathroom

ok this happened a few days ago but

my millennial ap government and politics teacher, randomly in the middle of class, turning around from her computer: guys guess what! coronavirus has been declared a global pandemic!!

entire class: *begins cheering and clapping*

apgov teacher: yeah!!

this was before anyone even thought we would get school off