I Wish I Could Infinitely Regenerate My Body Parts So I Could Explode Into Viscera For Dramatic Effect

The seasoning brothers

They said it couldn't be done: this gay guy is going to bed early

and i count my blessings every day

love seeing thjs pic so bad i just keep thinking theyre going off to war.

“He was halfway smoke, halfway fog, with only the vaguest glimmers of starlight in his night-black pelt. But for the young and impressionable Heronflame, who was lonely and longing to meet anyone else but her parents - this didn’t matter.“

What do you mean killing isn't an act of devotion

Call me mRNA because AUG AGA GGG UUU UUC AUG GUG GGA UGA

whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable