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pointing at u uhm anyways whos your favorite npc? and whyy
fuck you i love them all ( kyx?)
okaokayaa deep breaths parker come up with a good concise answer haha just kidding i am about to go on a tirade. (more under)
my favorite one of the paraclan npcs... god i love them all. especially gorsedapple and skyheart though, the parallels are really fantastic and i keep remembering that one conversation i had about the potential fidge kit parallel with ebonydawnsky because augh that was just so interesting. additionally gorsedapple's highest loyalty being his fellow oracles - his found family - above even his own biological family, is very touching and i feel kind of speaks to the kind of bonds that emerge in paraclan; these cats have so, so little, especially in intrapersonal relationships, and have been raised with religious dogma shoved in their face. to have the cats at the very heart of that, the oracles, deny it is just. AUGH.
that and ebonysky is hilarious and cute, and comfreystar is also a silly guy. he reminds me of this one character from my hyperfixation but don't ask because it's VERY messy and many times removed. i think it's just the blue coding in fact.
of the spirits? moonpath, probably, which feels like a basic choice to be honest. but want to protect crowswoop (and the wet cat vibes from both of them haha) is so interesting to me, ESPECIALLY, with the juxtaposition between moonpath's connection to crowswoop and lightstar's connection with fidgetfire. and she's just so.. i feel like she could blorbo. btw shes gay and in love with light’s wife
and swanpaw! mostly because of the silly hazel hijinks but also the fatherdaughter relationship between her and mist, especially with some lore in mind... she was just a kid (who god had serious beef with) and her death always makes me very sad conceptually.
god, i also love all the nouveau flame npcs. my favorites are probably bennett and vex though. bennett is no surprise i hope, i had a lot of fun writing him and i find his personality alongside his tiny role in season one to be very fun. i believe in the excruciating it's been changed to be icarus, but bennett was originally the guard watching the travelers who turtledove dismisses in chapter two! i treat it as canon because the idea of bennett feeling responsible for the death of someone he looked up to greatly is funny... i also find emmett's entire half of the family being dead hilarious and sad.
vex!! no real reason besides i felt super bad for her when they kick dirt in her eyes and she dies, but also my vexmarine headcanon is thriving... lesbians or whatever
it's no hot take to love pennystar and roofstar, my favorite npc is probably crosswalk though, she's just so cute and sweet and i care her a lot as an important part of the breakfast club and switchblade's story. pre-crosswalk it pissed me off that there was only four breakfast club members when there are five in the movie btw... by extension i also love crosswalk. also him being a loved guy who has this daughter is super cute to me too.
i also love pigeon-toed! rice and pigeon are super duper funny to me.
that being said, i cannot deny my kin bias for gatekeep, cardboard, and conekit. gatekeep being this very loyalist and so stereotypically alleyclan cat compared to cardboard who is more reserved but also one of miss' lackeys is hilarious. and conekit, bless their soul rest in peace, is such a gremlin who i really wish had more content / i'd made more content for. speaking of expect an npc toyhouse page from me sometime soon!
my favorite polix npc is far and away rocket. iykyk but also goddd rocketflame is so good 🔥🔥 gives doubleflame a run for it’s money too bad she died :P also she’s so silly and fun and her relationship with forest and stella is super cute. she’s THE polix npc also i love that she’s not super into crescendo
another fave is def sheep, tt ex is so silly and also they’re just. very. i also love geoffrey jeremy and jess. i’m adamant that geoffrey is jeremy’s dad and that minnow bowfin and guppy reminded him of his dad. speaking of, minnow!!! one of many “dead npc sibling who has two living littermates” and one of my faves. her subtle trans girl swag is IMMENSE. genetically if she was afab she would be a calico but she’s NOT. she’s TRANS.
again also love ricecooker. they’re just SILLY and spiritually SENSITIVE
i love moo zelda five mins and gucci ofc. gucci and zelda’s dynamic post-five mins death is so sweet and sad, if anyone reading has seen the writing kyx made like a year ago..
of my personal kin npcs i adore robingloom, mettle’s mother. she fucked him up so badly and it affects the way he thinks and therefore everything he says, does, and how he treats the people around him. explodes into a bajillion smithereens sorry to sneak mettleposting into this but aughh
alright, that was a long read :3 thanks for gritting your teeth through it
Watching you go, for the last time (Part 1)
my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
Wanted to paint this dog
soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable
Are You A Gamer.
This is what the "Gamer Police" would ask me in a twisted YA Dystopian novel where video games are outlawed and I, Atarii Nindo, am a shy yet clumsy teenage girl who harbors a shameful secret (I have a birthmark in the exact shape of a PlayStation controller) and have just been caught inside the ABANDONED AR_ADE (missing letters on the sign) past curfew. After this, I will be rescued by a mean yet handsome teenage boy who will lead me to the underground Gamer Rebellion, where I will be sat in front of a tv and forced to play super mario bros as part of my initiation. I will play the game perfectly, with zero deaths, and the boy will go "tch... lucky break for a noob like you," and I will spend the next twenty chapters unable to comprehend what a "crush" is before we invade the capitol and the president, kneeling before my wiimote lightsaber, reveals I am the reincarnated spirit of shigeru miyamoto
the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one
today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them
do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!
neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."
web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.
the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site
sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles
want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have
also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience
i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities
gender is a passport photo and I can't stop smiling.
do you want to see a random species of bird
how it feels reblogging a post that i know will appeal specifically to a certain mutual
how it feels being the only lesbian
“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”
whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.
I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???
support group for guys who don’t have tiktok for a reason but are slowly watching all other apps turn into tiktok