The Greatest Unrequited Love Of Yellowjackets Is Not Jackieshauna But Actually Other Tai And Van. Other

I MISS THEM SO MUCH.

prbly been done before but

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

Nat, talking about Lottie: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HER AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? SHE DID. SHE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

ignore how they’re arguing in all of these..

Normalise throwing the phone across the room and running as far away from it as possible while screaming after texting a girl you like

rich in health, rich in wealth, rich in spirit

"can't people just be friends?"

not under my roof.

“jackie taylor and shauna shipman were in love” i say into the microphone. the audience responds with a chorus of boos.

i see someone in the front row pull a tomato out to throw.

“wait!” says a voice from the back.

“she’s right!” the voice calls, silencing the jeering crowd. i look over through the haze- It’s Melanie Lynskey.

when the media consumption so good it starts consuming YOU