Latest Posts by zoloftwithdrawalnausea - Page 3

I just found this account and I love you already UR ART IS SO PRETTY AND COOL 🙏🏻

wahhhhhhh, thank you dear anon! i will try to draw more often!

i fell eep

i am skipping meds tonight, i will be productive

I keep reading balaclava as baklava 💔

i am skipping meds tonight, i will be productive

chat we hit 100 followers before i drew 100 niktos. i will keep going

i don't know what to feel about the new paswg

Ooooooouhh my toes are getting all sweaty and curly at the thought of him snookums

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YASSS bby ({;}) curly toes 🤣💗

I present to you…

Cringe things with Nikto 🫣🤍

Nikto truly believes he’s the best cook in the world. He isn’t, his food is borderline inedible. One birthday he made you a cake, used salt instead of sugar. You had to pretend to enjoy it while your eyes watered.

When you first met, Nikto was barely domesticated. Sleeping at weird hours and prowling around the house. Then he started reorganising all your kitchen cupboards to try and keep himself busy. Now he gets genuinely heartbroken if you move a single tin out of it’s place. “It’s my masterpiece milaya, don’t spoil it.”

Pounding you into the mattress one night, you both went in for a sloppy kiss at the same time. It was dark, his head smacked against your chin. You ended up in the doctors office with a profusely bleeding lip, dressed only in your lingerie and a coat. Nikto kept telling him it was a sex injury, while you died of embarrassment.

Nikto will call you at all hours of the day, wherever he is in the world, for almost feral phone sex. If you don’t pick up he leaves you the horniest voicemails. You made the mistake of answering your phone, at a set of lights with a cop car next to you once. Both officials gave you the thumbs up, as your boyfriend grunted through your vehicles speakers at full blast.

After your first minor fight, Nikto thought it was over. He got absolutely wasted because he was so miserable. Then you had to go and pick him up from the bar, while he told you vehemently how much he loves you. The slurring resulted in a lot of spit going everywhere, then he passed out fully clothed in your bed. Snored all night. You didn’t catch a wink.

You tried to go out for a nice meal one time, something romantic. But you both got chucked out of the restaurant, because Nikto managed to sweet talk his fingers into your panties. The owner threw a glass of water over him, when he asked them what the problem was. Needless to say it didn’t cool him off in the slightest. You’ve never been able to go back.

You bought one of those mould your own dildo kits, because you miss his cock when he’s abroad. You both got plaster everywhere, it ended up looking like a wonky mess and you couldn’t stop laughing. He chases you around the house sometimes with it.

He absolutely loves chick flicks, the cheesier the better. Has been known to shed a tear when the couple make their declarations of love at the end. It makes you giggle, seeing your extremely fierce man well up over the worst plot lines.

Nikto talks a big game, but when you get on top and ride him, he gets absolutely fucked dumb. Barely able to do anything but moan, eyes screwed up so he doesn’t cum on the spot. You could offer him reverse cowgirl and he’d give you anything you want in exchange.

bird bread

we going to the orthodox church today

we going to the orthodox church today

maybe i should take studying russian seriously

why do we use the case system and not just use the same form of word in every context man 😭😭😭

russian language is so hard man and apparently old russian was even harder

russian language is so hard man and apparently old russian was even harder

a good friend gifted me cod fanmade goodies straight from taobao for my birth anniversary, thank you good friend.

my johnny cage itabag

blond people scares me for some reason

i love the new style my lovelyyyyy

thank you dear liz!!!! i had a compulsion to do it!! at least everything looks more cohesive now :3

Send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

ah!? it's like 6 months late but thank you for the pumpkin!!!! i will love and cherish them and make pie and maybe pumpkin kitkats out of them :3

OIGHHH NIKTO IN YOUR BANNERRR AJSHKAJSKJD HIS TITS ARE BEING SQUISHEDDD 🥲🥲

dear fish you noticed!!!!!! very good eye on your part! i think his boobs are soft but firm enough to be fun when squished :3 i think they are slightly jiggly too.... maybe.... yeah............

the ritalin is kicking in, i am going to blog instead of study hehehhehhehehgehge *rubs hands*

thank you for the tag, dear @madstronaut ! this is very fun to do :3

last song: serani poji - lovelabor

favourite colour: red

currently watching: makeup tutorial 👍 doing makeup is just so fun to me even though the looks i can do are very limited, it's like making art but less time consuming and more rewarding in terms of gratification after finishing it.

last movie: i think it's seven (1992) i like to think that johnny cage is in place of brad pitt

current obsessions: johnny cage, i even have an itabag decorated with framed photocards of him ;w; will show will show!

last thing i googled: "високосный год группа"

relationship status: it's very easy to guess. i have nikto and johnny cage in my cold dead heart ❤️ literally manifesting them at this point haha

no pressure tags: @fishsinsareacknowledged @demothers-empty-blog @god-o-bees @malrows @enigmaue

people i want to get to know better

ty @sunshinehaze1 and @ace-turned-confused !!! <3

these tag games are like the closest nostalgia rush to posting surveys on MySpace and I'm always saying that's the form of social media this world needs to go back to

last song: Caged Bird - Myles Cameron

favourite colour: yellow unless it's to wear, then black

currently watching: Vice Principals

last movie: To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

current obsessions: objectifying (fictional) ARMs and BULGE

relationship status: under construction; ask again later

last thing i googled: HAHAHAHAHA I'M SORRY I HAVE TO SHARE

i was trying to find this tiktok, but i only have these screenshots um anyone happens to have it lemme know thx

passing it to:

@auteurdelabre @gothcsz @lovely-vamp-princess

@moodstabilizr @magneticecstasy @hoelaris

@purpleprincess75 @bitchesuntitled @pastawench

@swankyorange @thischarmingmandalorian @syd-djarin

@itwasntimethatdidit40 @thundermartini @miss-oranje-disco-dancer

@wand-erer5 @pedrito-is-punk @roseswithoutpetals

mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

this made my day ten thousand times better wagghhhhhh (not an exaggeration, day was like 0.03 percent good and now it's 300 percent good.) i will cradle tiny nikto in my arms and let him know that he's loved, maybe hand him a little note to deliver to you about how grateful i am for yours and little nikto's presence :3

greetings mother, it is merely a retelling of an idea... an idea by @frogcereal29 on @evilfrogcereal29 blog.....

(long story short, i was spacing out and this fic just pop into my head out of nowhere, very silly, very curious)

it came to me in a dream

pizza guy nikto dream

it came to me in a dream

it came to me in a dream

the lord wouldn't let me draw anything good today... i guess i will just study

15 minutes

this one person is paying me so much for my silly commission and i am obligated to draw it well and maybe draw them a little chibi as a gift too

i will reply to everything soon, i am swamped in everything at the moment and it's summer which means i am even less productive but at least i don't feel miserable even though my room is a mess right now

i love complaining

bogos binted, i printed 24 of them and had 3 left at the end of the day that means i met at least 20 people who likes cod. very cool.

giveaway stickers for a convention this sunday