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OOC// IF U WANT U CAN TAKE HER DESIGN!! I REALLY ONLY MADE HER OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD SO I DONT MIND IF U TAKE HER AND MAKE HER A BLOG

WE LOVE YOU ANGEL BETH 🙏🙏🙏

@angelmorty0

Wooooo, concept for Evil Z! He's so fine I love him

TRUTH+ Comedy or Action when it comes to movies ?

Action. I prefer movies like Gamer (2009)!

TRUTH + Stuffed crust pizza or pineapple pizza, which one.

Stuffed crust. I don't like how pineapple tastes or feels. eugh.

OOC // thanks for the ask :D

OOC// made him too sexy on accident chat.

OOC// yall should give me fanart of Z chat

OOC // I get so excited when someone draws my ocs like YES I LOVE FANART IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LOVE SEEING MY OCS IN OTHER ARTSTYLES

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@honeyravesanchez

.....Hello there 😦

You said you were desperate for asks ... So..

-He shrugged.-

That's not exactly what I meant..

He runs his hand through his hair, messing it up slightly.

I didn't expect you to send multiple asks in one go.

Why do you look like a South Park character ? Why is the moon made of cheese ? What kind of Rick are you ? Why is the sky blue ?

are you okay dude?

"we would have never met."

OOC// I fucking cooked making this bro I'm so proud of it

Based on the text below

I feel so fucking bad for Val. It's all my fault. I fucking triggered them... I ruined everything..

You should stay until the doctors tell you that you can go. You could have something internal going on. Or not. I don't know. I've rarely ever been to the hospital, anyways.

And yes, I'm worried about you. I- this just isn't as shocking as it normally is.

I don't know what's wrong with me...

mhm. I’m still in the hospital. Z finally got here a while ago, hasn’t left since. Neither has Rick, or Morty..

I feel terrible though, for getting in the crash. I don’t know how the fuck it happened anyway..

I’m not entirely sure Z is that worried, but I think Rick and Morty are..

I wanna go home. I can fucking walk, I can get up. I don’t know why they still have me here. I’ll see if Z or Rick can teleport me back home..

I’m not in that bad of shape. am i?

something to put your dick in: cherry jello

the jello splits so easy it's hard to even put my dick in

2/10

Yeah, i- I'll get there sooner or later.. just gotta ga- gather some things before I go. I probably won't even be there for a long while.

Gotta sober up a bit.. my drinking issue is horrible.

Well, I-I got to the hospital a few hours ago.

Val apparently had a h-huge freak out in the middle of the night. The fucking doctors won’t give them their damn m-meds.

M-Morty is here with me too, h- UrrGhh-he was worried about Val. Jesus fucking Christ.. The crash wasn’t even that terrible but they look like they’re in so much pain. I know Morty cares about V-Val, honestly it sucks seeing how bad Morty feels right now.

i also know how val cares about morty, he’s like their own son.

Any-Anyway.. Val’s asleep right now. Don’t wanna wake them up.

Also, @rickz6725 you coming up here at some point? V-Val misses you.

something to put your dick in: cowboy hat stuffed with butter

Depending on the height of the hat, it's not as good. The butter is alright

6/10

I-.. so you did remember... huh. Y-you should go to sleep if you feel so tired.

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

a jar of nutella and also a jar of peanut butter (more like penis butter now ammirite hehe sorry) ik its the same premise but theyre different textures so

fuckin love eating Nutella and peanut butter raw.. anyways, feels pretty nice, you just gotta be careful to not spill too much. Still leaves your weiner covered in it tho.

7.5/10

what about like the cardboard part of a toilet roll

After a few minutes it gets a little uncomfortable. Rubbing against the cardboard after a while irritates my skin. Other than that, pretty decent!

6/10

stick yo dick in that snow slime

wait I would say that does feel nice but it's odd having slime on my penis, the texture is funny

7.5/10

a donut

it crumbles too quickly. Depending on the donut, it would also be a little too sticky afterwards.

Mid. 4/10

have some snow slime

Thanks :3

acid bitch

........definitely 0/10..

wouldve melt my fuckin dick off if I actually tried...

send me stuff to put my dick in and I'll rate it

(For the shits and giggles of course)

mmmamanrbnrneen I dosnet knwkqo isfa phurrple cryeystalss.s.. ssssoi colrorfulllmf...

aiii took somqm aliebwb frugs fron rewkkk... everttyjyjynds slspninng

Yeah. Go ahead.

@rickz6725 Where did you put my flask? I can’t find it anywhere.

Im surprised you don't remember what... uh.. happened.. uhm.

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

RICHARD . THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING THE MOLD IS SPREADING

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????

Hey uhm, Val, I'm sorry for getting so mad at you..

I can tell you worked really hard on my prosthetic and I'm really thankful for that. It also seems to finally be working okay.

(Thanks for the sun bracelet too. It's pretty cute..)

@tacticalsmth