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3 months ago

Nikolai: You know I’m best at magic in bed~

Fyodor: *excited*

*ten minutes later*

Nikolai: *cuts open a corpse* Is this your card?

Fyodor: This is not what I was expecting on Valentine’s Day!


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3 months ago

Fyodor: I have been meaning to talk to you alone, Nikolai.

Nikolai: That’s great! I’ve been meaning to have a chat alone with you too!

Sigma: *walks by* Keep it in your pants, both of you!


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8 months ago

And now he's illegally adopting all of the children

Meant To Post This With Last Months Chapter But I Forgor

meant to post this with last months chapter but i forgor


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11 months ago

Here me out

The fact that part of a person's like will or feelings if its super strong will stay with fyodor when he takes over gave me a thought

What if fyodors original goal was never rid the whole world of abilities? What if it was just to get rid of his own ability? Like if when his ability activated for the first time after being killed because of someone trying to rob him or something in ye olden days, he hated his own ability. Like it happened, he didnt know what happened, and he went back to his house, and his family just looked at him terrified. Fyodor was still fyodor, but not quite the fyodor they knew. What if originally he saw and knew how precious abilities were to others, and thought that his was the only one was the one that had to be destroyed, because it defied the very nature of life and ruined meaning for trying so hard to live well? He tried his hardest to let himself just die normally, but no matter what, he was murdered, often times in revenge. As time went on, he kept getting killed by corrupt or insane people, their intense hatred of the world around them, no doubt some had an intense hatred for abilities too, and that stuck with fyodor. Every time it got stronger, to the point where it warped his own wishes and perception of life. That's when it went from his ability to all abilities.


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4 months ago

Sigma: If Santa were real, neither of would be on the nice list.

Fyodor: Actually Santa has my name carved in marble from all the crimes I’ve committed.

Nikolai: Forget coal. Santa’s coming down the chimney for me with a shotgun after what I just did.


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5 months ago

Sigma: *On the phone* Come get your clown!

Fyodor: Actually he is your clown. I forged your signature on a marriage certificate for him last night.

Sigma:

Fyodor: Congratulations Mr. Gogol. I wish you two the best.


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5 months ago

*Dazai and Fyodor surrounded by fire*

Dazai: So, do you feel at home here?

Fyodor: Are you implying I am a resident of hell?

Dazai: Never.


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5 months ago

Dazai: What’s better than having sex with me?

Kunikida: Sanity.

Sigma: My casino.

Chuuya: Wine.

Fyodor: Watching a sinner like you burn.

Atsushi: Not contracting every STD known to man.

Dazai:

Dazai: Damn Atsushi…


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5 months ago

Atsushi: Why the hell am I wanted by everyone suddenly!? Where the hell was all this attention at when I was a child in the orphanage!?

Fyodor: You sound like you are going through a lot and are having a mental breakdown. However I do not care about your feelings, get in the bag.


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5 months ago

Nikolai: *Barging into Fyodor’s room* FEDYA~ I made us tea!

Fyodor: That is surprising but kind of you. *reaches for a cup*

Nikolai: *Pulls them away* One second. *looks at both cups* Want both?


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5 months ago

Fyodor: While you are here I would like to give you a word of advice. Never under any circumstance should you be alone with Nikolai Gogol.

Sigma: Why is that?

Nikolai: *Appears behind Sigma* You’ll find out later.


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6 months ago

Fyodor: *Holding Dazai down in a bathtub* You are being baptized Dazai!

Chuuya: Keep him there longer I think I see some demons left in him.


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7 months ago

Fyodor: Well since it’s just the four of us right now, why don’t you all be honest about how you feel about me.

Sigma: I hate you but I want to stay in my casino.

Bram: I hated you then and I hate you now.

Nikolai: I’m struggling between wanting to stab you or fuck you so I may do both.

Fyodor:

Fyodor: Sigma, how high up is that casino again?


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8 months ago

Sigma: Nikolai seems more active than usual.

Fyodor: Yes he’s been more active lately. I nearly got violated by him this morning.

Sigma: WHAT?!

Fyodor: *walks away* Locking your door at night will not save you from him Sigma. I wish you luck.


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8 months ago
How Anime Girls Be Standing When Talking To The Main Character

How anime girls be standing when talking to the main character


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8 months ago

Sigma: I wanted one thing in life. A place to call home. Instead I’m forced to live with a pigeon and his pet anemic rat.

Nikolai: You forgot the anemic rat is immortal.

Fyodor: The devil has a restraining order against me I guess.


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8 months ago

Nikolai: I would kill you Fyodor. That’s how much I love you.

Fyodor: The term is “I would kill for you” Nikolai.

Nikolai: I know what I said *cocks gun*


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8 months ago

Sigma: Fyodor what are you and Nikolai doing when I’m working?!

Fyodor: What is it now Sigma?

Sigma: Nikolai just jumped me and I tried to get him off.

Fyodor: Nikolai was happy to see you. Why is it my fault?

Sigma: I pulled his braid on accident and he moaned… your name.

Fyodor: Have you gotten the talk yet?


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8 months ago

Sigma: Nikolai. Your lover is immortal and you only reincarnate when they stop thinking about you. One day you die and reincarnate. What is your first thought?

Nikolai: You forgot me Fedya?

Fyodor: why did you immediately assume I am your immortal lover?


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