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Killer: What’s your name son?

Me: *muffled from the closet*

MY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON!!!

This is the best thing!

BONUS:

Large Baguette defeats Crumpets

Eliza and Alexander's weeding

Eliza: we need a flower girl Hercules: *clears throat* Eliza: I might have a cousin or maybe a family friend with a daughter... Herlecus: * clears throat louder * Eliza: maybe Peggy can- Herlecus: DEAR GOD LET ME DO IT PLEASE I WILL SPREAD YOUR FLOWER PETALS WITH THE GRACE OF A QUEEN PLEASE ALEXANDER *wipes tears dramatically*

Music

Me: maybe I’ll listen to something other than Hamilton today

My brain: you must be outta your GODDAMN MIND

Not Your Line

Washington: me?? I trusted him Laurens: me? I loved him Washington: that's not your line Laurens: [ sweats ] wow ok shut up George

I love Eliza

┏┓   ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲  house ╱╱╭╮╲╲  we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔    and appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲        Eliza Schuyler Hamilton And 

Everything She did For Her Husband ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

You know what’s a great idea?

If the Hamilton fandom fucking chilled.

Six  Hamilton Crossver

Burr: What's ya name, man? 

Cathrin pushes away Alexandre :My name's Catherine of Aragon Was married twenty-four years I'm a paragon Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican So if you try to dump me You won't try that again

Hamilton: Who are you !!???

Laurens:Who are you ???

Anne B: The Queen of england

Hamilton,Washington,lafayetty: Oh reelly !!!

Kathrin.H: If you want a queen bee, well there's half a dozen

Lafayetty:Anarchy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

marliza

Eliza:I don`t know waht was so great on Marie. I`m now she looks wonderful, and her eyes are like fire,and her lips l keep you awake at night because you think about how it would be kissing her,and once you've heard her laugh you're ready to do anything to hear it again,the only thing that surpasses her laugh is her jokes,which make every unforgettable conversation with her funny,as if you weren't lying awake at night thinking of the words she said in her heavenly voice...

 everyone:...???

Hamilton headcanons

Marie ends affair while singing ,,I Say No,, from Heathers.

EVEN THOUGH I DON'T SHIP IT YAAAASSSS

Tension

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