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1 year ago

So, Star Wars exists in the mcu

Do you think Marc or Steven ever watched the sequal trilogy and was like "Did I unknowingly Star in a movie?"


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3 years ago

Ikaris: Sersi! Sersi! Do you wanna see something beautiful?

Sersi*a bit of jelaousy*:Yeah, sure. But you know whatever... I'm your wife but sure, sure, sure, cool.

*Ikaris holds the mirror too Sersi face*

Sersi:...

Ikaris: Isn't she pretty?

Sersi: I...I...


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3 years ago

*Phastos having a mental breakdown*

Phastos: What if I'm not even gay?

Phastos: What if I'm just faking my gayness.

Phastos: What if I'm not even interested in Men.

Phastos: What I-

Ben:*Breathes*

Phastos: Never mind.


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3 years ago

Ajax: Kids did you buy eggs like I asked?

Sersi: Even better!

Ajax:...What did you do girls?

Sprite *holding up a chicken*: HERE!

Sersi: Her name is Lucy!


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3 years ago

*Karun filming for the documentary*

Kingo: Good responses for being stabbed in the back? GO!

Makkari *signing*: Rude.

Druig: Seems fair.

Ikaris:Not again.

Thena: Do you want it back?

Gilgamesh: Nice, where did you get this blade?

Sersi: Auch? That wasn't really nice of you.

Sprite: Finally a end to my eternal suffering.

Phastos: Just do it quickly, I have a lot to do.

*Ajax just dosen't know how to deal with this, too much to fix*


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3 years ago

*When the Eternals argue*

Thena: Yeah! It's all a shame!

Gilgamesh: What is it, love?

Thena: I don't know, I wanted to feel involved.

Gilgamesh:May I join you?

Thena: Sure :)

Gilgamesh: All of this SHAME!


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3 years ago

Ikaris: Are we filtring or are we fighting?

Sersi: I broke a fucking tooth, and we have no cash! What are you talking about!!

Ikaris: Still proving my point...Mix messages.


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3 years ago

Ajax: No, Thena. You are way too dangerous without Gilgamesh, to take care of you.

Thena: Dangerous? Me? How so?

Ajax: I don't know does the disappearance of Atlantis rings a bell with you?

Thena: Oh come on, it was an accident!

Ajax: The leaning tower of Pisa?

Thena: I didn't see it.

Ajax: The area 51.

Thena:Oh, yeah. Okay I did go too far there.. But I was drunk.

Gilgamesh: Great point of view love.


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3 years ago

Ikaris:How's the most beautiful person of the universe doing?

Sersi:I don't know, how are you feeling?

Ikaris:Dead...


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3 years ago

Jack: Auntie can we play a snowball fight.

Thena: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.

Jack: What?

Thena: Like is there a point system or is it to death?

Gilgamesh: Uhm...Phastos, can you come here a second?


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3 years ago

Kingo * clearly drunk with a caset in front of Ikaris*

Thena: Gil, is this one of those situations I don't understand...

Gilgamesh: Yeah, I don't know well what is about to go down...

Kingo*sinning to Ikaris*: Hush, hush, hush. Blush, bush, blush. YOU'RE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH!

*Ikaris confused*

Kingo*sinning without pitching*: I'm single as I can be, you're single. Perfect for me.

Sersi*signing to Makkari*:Does he forgot about me?

Makkari*filming Kingo, making her shush with the other one*

Kingo: I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me.

Sprite*filming beside Makkari*:Oh, this is going to be good

Kingo*sininig while twearking*:Reason number one, I'm super hot.

*Now going to dance to Sersi*

Kingo: Reason number two she's super NOT.

Sersi:HEY!

Kingo:Shhh! Reason number three I'm all you got. And all you got is someone hot!

*Ikaris being a confused tomate*

Kingo: Fine you wanna check my resume, you wanna a background check. Okay, first name HOT and last name BITCH. Wanna get with me now? I got a big fat ass.

Ikaris*smiling awkwardly not knowing what do^*

Kingo*on his knees*:Please date me.

*Next morning*

Kingo: Gosh I was so drunk last night I don't remmember anything...

Druig*evil grin*: Karun the video.

Karun: Coming right trought sir Druig.

*Karun playing the video*

Kingo:Oh, no...


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3 years ago

Ajax: I heard that you and Ikaris got into a argument, are you good Sersi?

Sersi: Yeah. I made him sleep on the couch. Can you believe he got the nerve to say that he loves me more! HOW DARE HE?!

Ajax: And where did you sleep? Because, you know you can come alway-

Sersi: Right next to that arse.


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3 years ago

*Druig and Phastos drunk*

Druig: Do you notice that whatever Ikaris does pisses off everyone?

Phastos: Totally!

*Ikaris doing his own thing eating chicken*

Druig: Look at that bitch eating chicken like nothing.

Phastos: Why you eating chicken bitch?


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3 years ago

Druig:I'm...wait for it...in...wait for it...love...wait for it...

*Sersi rolling her eyes while reading her magazine*

Druig: With...wait for it...a...wait for it...

*Sersi starting to loose her patience*

Druig: Certain... wait for it

Sersi *screaming a bit*: I know that you're in love with Makkari!

Druig: I don't love her ok?

*Sersi smashing the magazine to Druig*

Druig: Fine! I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her when I see something I know she would like, and I see her in slow motion...

Sersi: Please tell me you're hearing yourself.

Druig: Oh shit, I'm in love with her...


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3 years ago

Sersi: I'm done with this. I'm going to sleep. Ikaris, spoon with me. We need to huddle for the warmth.

* Ikaris going too Sersi*

Kingo: No, Ikaris is my best friend, he's going to spoon with me!

Sersi: I called first spoon, beside's he's my husband! Ikaris come over here right now!

Kingo: Ikaris, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one nigh spoon with angel pie over there.

Ikaris:Ok, enough! We are going to lay down and triple spoon like grown ups! Come'on bring it in!


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3 years ago

Sersi: I might be in trouble.

Thena: Yes, Sersi you can come in.

Sersi: I can't believe she showed up to my dorm.

Thena: it's not like I'm doing anything in here..

Sersi: She can't show up like this, we just had a talk about daiting..

Thena: I really have a lot of work to do Sersi...

Sersi: So you don't wanna heard how Ajax showed in the middle of the night, while I was enjoying a post-coitus shower with fellow eternal Ikaris.

Thena: Ok sit. So you were in the shower with ew Ikaris. Poor thing.

Sersi: That's where you feel sorry for me? Ajax saw us.

Thena: Gilgamesh says " I'm sorry queen, wanna cake?"

Sersi: You told Gilgamesh!

Thena: Yeah... Was it wrong? You don't want the cake?


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3 years ago

*When Druig and Makkari started to date*

Kingo *signing*:So you know I had my older brother talk with Druig, we're I let things very clear.

Makkari *signing*:What is that?

Kingo*signing*:You know, the talk if he ever hurt you, I would hunt him down. And kick his ass.

*Makkari, Sersi and Thena laugh a lot*

Kingo*pissed signing*:What? What is the matter with everybody? I’m serious I would kick his ass.

*they continue to laugh*

Thena: Kingo, please my make up.

Sersi*signing*: He would kick his ass isn't it adorable.

Kingo*signing*: You're mean girls..


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3 years ago

Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.

Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.

Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.

Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...

Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!

Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)


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3 years ago

*In the early 2000's*

Phastos *filiming Ajax*: Mother are you homophobic?

Ajax: Number one you're gay.

Phastos*cracking up*

Ajax*pointing at Sprite*: Number two I have a non binary kid.

Phastos*cracking up more*

Ajax: Number three I watch Rupal's drag race, how can I be homophobic Phastos?!


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3 years ago

*Thena and Gilgamesh searching for Jack*

Thena: Jack,where are you?

Gilgamesh: Have any of you seen our nephew? Oh my god...

Thena: The mother adrenaline is kicking in! JACK!

Gilgamesh: I can see every equation!

Thena:Excuse me, have you seen him? Have you seen my nephew?

Random dude: How is he?

Thena and Gilgamesh: Average height, brown hair, brown eyes, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.


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3 years ago

Ikaris: Druig, think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm when I speak to you.

Druig:Ok, if you don't ask stupid questions, I wont answer with sarcasm.


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3 years ago

Gligamesh: Thena, sweetie. Did you have to stab him?

Thena: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Gligamesh: I'm going to regret asking, but what did he said?

Thena: He said "what are you going to do, stab me?"

Gligamesh:Thena...

Thena: What, he asked me. That's is being polite.

Gilgamesh:Thena...


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3 years ago

Makkari*signing*:Love, you should drink less coffee.

Druig*signing*:Coffee cures depression.

Druig*signing*: More espresso less dsepresso


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3 years ago

Ikaris: Sorry I lost my cool for a second, I'm back.

Druig: You can't loose something you never had.

Ikaris: I swear to god, I'm going to kill him.


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3 years ago

Druig*signing*:If a villan got you, my beautiful Makkari, I'd hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face me, and I would do so many mind games they wouldn't even know their fucking name.

Makkari*signing*: If someone does something to you, I'll fucking kill him, without second thoughts, my love.

Gligamesh*whispering to Thena*:Do they realize this is not a normal way to say I love you...

Thena *whispering back*: Mehh, I find it cute.


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3 years ago

Druig:I'm the most free person between all of us.

Gligamesh:Yeah...So when Makkari asked you to sit down and relax.

Druig: What was I suppos to sign no?


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