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So, Star Wars exists in the mcu
Do you think Marc or Steven ever watched the sequal trilogy and was like "Did I unknowingly Star in a movie?"
Ikaris: Sersi! Sersi! Do you wanna see something beautiful?
Sersi*a bit of jelaousy*:Yeah, sure. But you know whatever... I'm your wife but sure, sure, sure, cool.
*Ikaris holds the mirror too Sersi face*
Sersi:...
Ikaris: Isn't she pretty?
Sersi: I...I...
*Phastos having a mental breakdown*
Phastos: What if I'm not even gay?
Phastos: What if I'm just faking my gayness.
Phastos: What if I'm not even interested in Men.
Phastos: What I-
Ben:*Breathes*
Phastos: Never mind.
Ajax: Kids did you buy eggs like I asked?
Sersi: Even better!
Ajax:...What did you do girls?
Sprite *holding up a chicken*: HERE!
Sersi: Her name is Lucy!
Mobius: Ugh, I can't believe were stuck in the same room.
Loki*the one who ate the key*: Yeah.. Sad, so sad.
*Karun filming for the documentary*
Kingo: Good responses for being stabbed in the back? GO!
Makkari *signing*: Rude.
Druig: Seems fair.
Ikaris:Not again.
Thena: Do you want it back?
Gilgamesh: Nice, where did you get this blade?
Sersi: Auch? That wasn't really nice of you.
Sprite: Finally a end to my eternal suffering.
Phastos: Just do it quickly, I have a lot to do.
*Ajax just dosen't know how to deal with this, too much to fix*
Kingo: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out".
Sprite: Kingo you ignorant slut.
*When the Eternals argue*
Thena: Yeah! It's all a shame!
Gilgamesh: What is it, love?
Thena: I don't know, I wanted to feel involved.
Gilgamesh:May I join you?
Thena: Sure :)
Gilgamesh: All of this SHAME!
Ikaris: Are we filtring or are we fighting?
Sersi: I broke a fucking tooth, and we have no cash! What are you talking about!!
Ikaris: Still proving my point...Mix messages.
Ajax: No, Thena. You are way too dangerous without Gilgamesh, to take care of you.
Thena: Dangerous? Me? How so?
Ajax: I don't know does the disappearance of Atlantis rings a bell with you?
Thena: Oh come on, it was an accident!
Ajax: The leaning tower of Pisa?
Thena: I didn't see it.
Ajax: The area 51.
Thena:Oh, yeah. Okay I did go too far there.. But I was drunk.
Gilgamesh: Great point of view love.
Ikaris:How's the most beautiful person of the universe doing?
Sersi:I don't know, how are you feeling?
Ikaris:Dead...
Jack: Auntie can we play a snowball fight.
Thena: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Jack: What?
Thena: Like is there a point system or is it to death?
Gilgamesh: Uhm...Phastos, can you come here a second?
Kingo * clearly drunk with a caset in front of Ikaris*
Thena: Gil, is this one of those situations I don't understand...
Gilgamesh: Yeah, I don't know well what is about to go down...
Kingo*sinning to Ikaris*: Hush, hush, hush. Blush, bush, blush. YOU'RE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH!
*Ikaris confused*
Kingo*sinning without pitching*: I'm single as I can be, you're single. Perfect for me.
Sersi*signing to Makkari*:Does he forgot about me?
Makkari*filming Kingo, making her shush with the other one*
Kingo: I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me.
Sprite*filming beside Makkari*:Oh, this is going to be good
Kingo*sininig while twearking*:Reason number one, I'm super hot.
*Now going to dance to Sersi*
Kingo: Reason number two she's super NOT.
Sersi:HEY!
Kingo:Shhh! Reason number three I'm all you got. And all you got is someone hot!
*Ikaris being a confused tomate*
Kingo: Fine you wanna check my resume, you wanna a background check. Okay, first name HOT and last name BITCH. Wanna get with me now? I got a big fat ass.
Ikaris*smiling awkwardly not knowing what do^*
Kingo*on his knees*:Please date me.
*Next morning*
Kingo: Gosh I was so drunk last night I don't remmember anything...
Druig*evil grin*: Karun the video.
Karun: Coming right trought sir Druig.
*Karun playing the video*
Kingo:Oh, no...
Ajax: I heard that you and Ikaris got into a argument, are you good Sersi?
Sersi: Yeah. I made him sleep on the couch. Can you believe he got the nerve to say that he loves me more! HOW DARE HE?!
Ajax: And where did you sleep? Because, you know you can come alway-
Sersi: Right next to that arse.
*Druig and Phastos drunk*
Druig: Do you notice that whatever Ikaris does pisses off everyone?
Phastos: Totally!
*Ikaris doing his own thing eating chicken*
Druig: Look at that bitch eating chicken like nothing.
Phastos: Why you eating chicken bitch?
*The eternals existing*
Phastos: This family wants to make me wanna murder people...
Druig:I'm...wait for it...in...wait for it...love...wait for it...
*Sersi rolling her eyes while reading her magazine*
Druig: With...wait for it...a...wait for it...
*Sersi starting to loose her patience*
Druig: Certain... wait for it
Sersi *screaming a bit*: I know that you're in love with Makkari!
Druig: I don't love her ok?
*Sersi smashing the magazine to Druig*
Druig: Fine! I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her when I see something I know she would like, and I see her in slow motion...
Sersi: Please tell me you're hearing yourself.
Druig: Oh shit, I'm in love with her...
Ikaris: What I do is look a person up and down, and say "how you doing"
Kingo: Oh, please.
Ikaris: Hey, pretty how you doing?
*Kingo giggles like a teen girl*
Sersi: I'm done with this. I'm going to sleep. Ikaris, spoon with me. We need to huddle for the warmth.
* Ikaris going too Sersi*
Kingo: No, Ikaris is my best friend, he's going to spoon with me!
Sersi: I called first spoon, beside's he's my husband! Ikaris come over here right now!
Kingo: Ikaris, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one nigh spoon with angel pie over there.
Ikaris:Ok, enough! We are going to lay down and triple spoon like grown ups! Come'on bring it in!
Sersi: I might be in trouble.
Thena: Yes, Sersi you can come in.
Sersi: I can't believe she showed up to my dorm.
Thena: it's not like I'm doing anything in here..
Sersi: She can't show up like this, we just had a talk about daiting..
Thena: I really have a lot of work to do Sersi...
Sersi: So you don't wanna heard how Ajax showed in the middle of the night, while I was enjoying a post-coitus shower with fellow eternal Ikaris.
Thena: Ok sit. So you were in the shower with ew Ikaris. Poor thing.
Sersi: That's where you feel sorry for me? Ajax saw us.
Thena: Gilgamesh says " I'm sorry queen, wanna cake?"
Sersi: You told Gilgamesh!
Thena: Yeah... Was it wrong? You don't want the cake?
*When Druig and Makkari started to date*
Kingo *signing*:So you know I had my older brother talk with Druig, we're I let things very clear.
Makkari *signing*:What is that?
Kingo*signing*:You know, the talk if he ever hurt you, I would hunt him down. And kick his ass.
*Makkari, Sersi and Thena laugh a lot*
Kingo*pissed signing*:What? What is the matter with everybody? I’m serious I would kick his ass.
*they continue to laugh*
Thena: Kingo, please my make up.
Sersi*signing*: He would kick his ass isn't it adorable.
Kingo*signing*: You're mean girls..
Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.
Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.
Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.
Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...
Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!
Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)
*In the early 2000's*
Phastos *filiming Ajax*: Mother are you homophobic?
Ajax: Number one you're gay.
Phastos*cracking up*
Ajax*pointing at Sprite*: Number two I have a non binary kid.
Phastos*cracking up more*
Ajax: Number three I watch Rupal's drag race, how can I be homophobic Phastos?!
*Thena and Gilgamesh searching for Jack*
Thena: Jack,where are you?
Gilgamesh: Have any of you seen our nephew? Oh my god...
Thena: The mother adrenaline is kicking in! JACK!
Gilgamesh: I can see every equation!
Thena:Excuse me, have you seen him? Have you seen my nephew?
Random dude: How is he?
Thena and Gilgamesh: Average height, brown hair, brown eyes, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.
Ikaris: Druig, think you can answer questions without the usual level of sarcasm when I speak to you.
Druig:Ok, if you don't ask stupid questions, I wont answer with sarcasm.
Gligamesh: Thena, sweetie. Did you have to stab him?
Thena: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Gligamesh: I'm going to regret asking, but what did he said?
Thena: He said "what are you going to do, stab me?"
Gligamesh:Thena...
Thena: What, he asked me. That's is being polite.
Gilgamesh:Thena...
Makkari*signing*:Love, you should drink less coffee.
Druig*signing*:Coffee cures depression.
Druig*signing*: More espresso less dsepresso
Ikaris: Sorry I lost my cool for a second, I'm back.
Druig: You can't loose something you never had.
Ikaris: I swear to god, I'm going to kill him.
Druig*signing*:If a villan got you, my beautiful Makkari, I'd hunt them down to the ends of earth so they could face me, and I would do so many mind games they wouldn't even know their fucking name.
Makkari*signing*: If someone does something to you, I'll fucking kill him, without second thoughts, my love.
Gligamesh*whispering to Thena*:Do they realize this is not a normal way to say I love you...
Thena *whispering back*: Mehh, I find it cute.
Druig:I'm the most free person between all of us.
Gligamesh:Yeah...So when Makkari asked you to sit down and relax.
Druig: What was I suppos to sign no?