Mikey Way - Blog Posts

hello everybody !! it is sunday afternoon and i am speedrunning a history project which means it is time to listen to destroya with exclusively the left earbud !!

welcome back online school, where my friend and i spend our day comparing the lyrics to house of wolves to the plot of lord of the flies

so,, do you scream-sing-cry along to not that kind of girl on repeat or are you doing ok

maybe that’s a bit specific

three cheers for sweet revenge

THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE

you’re welcome by the way, for the venom.

actually guys ,,, it’s three tears for sweet revenge

happiest of birthdays to the man who almost didn’t let my chemical romance get called my chemical romance because he wanted to be sure they were worthy

to celebrate the birth of our very own mikey way, i will be failing the string skips in the planatery go baseline.

the purest form of self care is black coffee and life on the murder scene

you like dungeons and dragons, audrey kathleen ruston, fangoria magazine, eric weisz, and wickets.

you can’t swim, you can’t dance, and you don’t know karate.

face it, you’re never gonna make it.

dude, i brought you. my bullets. why didn’t you bring your love? i thought we were on the same wavelength :(

*tips killjoy mask* m’chemical romance

yes i have a hobby

so what if said hobby is over-consuming media for only one of my actual interests?

how can i possibly explain to another human being that bullets has the same energy as a stormy thursday in late september

i feel bad rn, but listening to bullets start to finish will stop me from feeling worse

something about not being able to listen to mad gear on spotify makes me unreasonably sad... like please...

my back hurts from carrying my friendgroup’s music taste, but also from chronic pain

bold of you to assume i have the faintest idea what i’m talking about. all i know is i’ve mentioned gerard way eight (8) times so far and the conversation hasn’t gotten anywhere

using fake blood as a lip stain because it doesn’t rub off on my mask is peak revenge aesthetic if i do say so myself

i’m done being witty now it’s time to think about mcr until early hours of the morning

learning headfirst for halos don’t hmu

i feel like as a frank stan i don’t make fun of him nearly as much as i could be... but at the same time what can i say?

mans is my height

we’re both from jersey can’t use that

i also scream and play guitar

so... haha he’s a scorpio?

please don’t give me the aux i will without fail:

1. panic because other people are waiting to add a song to the queue

2. fail to remember any artists i listen to even though i know it will inevitably end up being my chem because i am Predictable Like That™️

3. debate what album to pick from depending on who’s in the car

4. end up picking revenge because people don’t usually complain

5. finally you’ve waited three whole minutes for me to apologize before playing thank you for the venom and ruining the chill vibe music

screw your zodiac sign do you default to frank or ray’s solo in i’m not okay?

there are many genders but the most notable among them are danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys and three cheers for sweet revenge

showering while listening to bullets is an oxymoron

when we invent time travel i’m going right back to 2001 to mysteriously end up at every mcr show, then just keep replaying the loop once i get to 2020

oh, you’re an mcr fan? name every person in new jersey... yeah that’s what i thought ya poser

quoth the raven: “we can’t eat beefaroni without forks!”