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someone please please give gumshoe a raise please

Edgeworth says the most SUS shit

—Apollo Justice Ace Attorney spoilers!!—

What each character in aa4 would drink most often (I’m the authority bc I say so)

Beanix: Grape juice of course, man’s a full on alcoholic

Apollo: Black coffee or iced tea

Kristoph Gavin: Water with a splash of lemon juice. he’s pretentious, definitely drinks a lot of water for his skin, and it’s easy for him to get in jail. But not tap water, he’d make them buy like fiji water bottles for him and he’d pour them into crystal glasses.

Klavier Gavin: All the Gavinners have a brand deal for some pop drink like Metal Samurai Soda now with real metal flavour! It’s not great but they get paid for every sip they take.

Trucy: She drinks the same pop as the Gavinners bc it’s popular even though she doesn’t really like it that much

Ema: She wants to seem like a black coffee girl but she’s really a matcha frappe with extra whipped cream girl

Wesley Stickler: Black tea for his image but he desperately wants to put milk and sugar in it

Lamiroir: Lavender tea, not too hot bc she can’t burn her throat

Wocky Kitaki: Monster energy. And way too much of it.

Alita Tiala: Makes Wocky buy her some super expensive frilly shit. Like bubble tea from an aesthetic place.

Machi Tobaye: Milk. He’s a milk kid.

Spark Brushel: Mouthwash.

Drew Misham: Paint water.

Vera Misham: Water with lemon juice bc that’s what Kristoph drank when they met up

also thank you barenakedladies for being a consult on this post 😌

“um mr. wright who ya texting?” 

“ur mom”

Play your cards Wright

I drew this in like,,, July but people on Instagram seem to like it, so here ya go

Kristoph Gavin

also new brush :p

the worsties

Happy disbarment day! 🥳

Phoenix has been a piano player for 3 slutty, slutty years now! Way to go, Phoenix!

[id in alt]

can you draw polly and phoenix arguing abt smthing? it doesn’t have to be serious pheonix could just b annoying him (also luv ur art<3)

unstoppable force (apollo's inability to let something go) vs an immovable object (phoenix's commitment to the bit)

Hehe AA meme go brrrr.

recreation of one of the most iconic scenes in ace attorney

Imagine you go to play a game against shady ex-defence attorney turned inexplicable poker playing savant and he’s just like “oh BTW this is my daughter, don’t worry about her. Also she may stare at you but like don’t worry, she does that.”

I love these games.

Call your bluff ♠

can you draw polly and phoenix arguing abt smthing? it doesn’t have to be serious pheonix could just b annoying him (also luv ur art<3)

unstoppable force (apollo's inability to let something go) vs an immovable object (phoenix's commitment to the bit)

im still on vacation but ive been playing more ace attorney with callie and the opening to apollo justice is haunting me. vastly different parenting tactics

id under cut (by @klavier-gavins-lesbian-boyfriend)

[I.D: Two simple drawings, pen on paper, of Ace Attorney characters. First one shows Miles Edgeworth with a solemn expression talking to Sebastian Debeste, who has comically big teary eyes. He says "Belive in yourself, Sebastian. You can do this."

Second one shows Phoenix Wright, in his AA4 design, talking to Apollo Justice. He has a calm knowing smile as he holds up something labeled "weed brownie", and says "Eat this." Apollo has a shocked, very disgusted expression and just says "What", to which Phoenix replies "Trust me." End I.D]

“now everyone who hasn’t played the games is gonna assume miles edgeworth is a clown fucker!” my brother in christ have you seen the man’s husband. this changes nothing

this is the genre of image ever

hes a creep hes a weirdo he doesnt belong here [affectionate]

I'm sorry you had to find out this way maya

happy pride month to the boyfriends ever

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Fellas, what's gayer name dropping and putting your rivals voice in a song about prioritising work over relationships or becoming a lawyer for your rival, not one, but twice.

Ace Attorney isn't real

I prefer the idea that Apollo’s real name is Apple and that he was named that by Datz since his favourite food was apples and he didn’t know what Jove’s baby’s name was when he died so Dhurke just let him do whatever. Also meaning the pun name in Apollo Justice is Apple Juice.

This is actually the funniest fucking thing I've read all day 💀💀💀