Squidgame - Blog Posts

**In-ho:** My heart beats a frantic dalgona faster just thinking about your… incredible skill at making rice cakes. You’re truly a culinary masterpiece.

**Gi-hun:** Oh, In-ho. Your eyes… they glimmer like the perfectly calibrated number sequence on a winning lottery ticket. I feel… a sudden urge to gamble everything on our future together. Even if the odds are 456 to 1.

**Gi-hun:** Remember that time I almost won a billion… dollars? Turns out, second place gets a pat on the back and a slightly used spatula.

**In-ho:** Oh, *that* spatula! I saw it on eBay. Going for a cool million. Apparently, it's *autographed* by the guy who *lost*. A real collector's item.

**Gi-hun:** A million? I should've kept the darn thing! I could've bought a lifetime supply of those weird sugary fish cakes.

**In-ho:** Speaking of fish cakes… you owe me money for that game of ddakji. Remember? The one where I *totally* didn't cheat?

**Gi-hun:** Cheating? You were using *magnets*, In-ho! Magnets!

**In-ho:** Those were *very* strong, *naturally occurring* magnets. Besides, you were clearly distracted by that adorable Dalgona candy… that you also lost to me.

**Gi-hun:** Okay, maybe I have a slight problem with games of skill… and magnets. But I'm working on it. I’m thinking of entering a staring contest. I'm unbeatable at staring.

**In-ho:** (Laughing) You’d lose to a potted plant, Gi-hun. A potted *cactus*.

In-ho: I could kill you if I wanted.

Gi-hun: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

In-ho: I had to resort to eating expired noodles to survive last night.

 Gi-hun: Oh no! I'm so sorry!

 In-ho: Why are you smiling? 

Gi-hun: Expired noodles? You're finally becoming a commoner!

Gi-hun: So, you're a cop, huh? I always had a thing for men in uniform… especially ones who look like they could handle a little… *rough play*.

Jun-ho: Is that a challenge, Gi-hun? Because I'm pretty good at handling… *challenges*. And I'm thinking this one might involve a lot of… *sweating*. Preferably not from the heat of the game.

Gi-hun: *leans in, a playful smirk on his face* You know, for a cop, you're surprisingly good at breaking the rules. Maybe we could break a few more... *together*?

Jun-ho: I'm always up for a little lawbreaking, especially if it involves someone as… *intriguing* as you. Tell me, Gi-hun, what kind of punishment do you think you deserve?

( if in-ho join the first time with gi-hun and sang-woo)

In-ho: Guys, I’ve figured out the secret to winning the Squid Game! It's all about befriending the guards. Bribery? Nah, I'm talking heartfelt origami cranes. Apparently, they're suckers for a good crane.

Sang-woo:(Scoffs) Origami cranes? In-ho, you're going to get us all killed. My strategy involves charming the VIPs with my dazzling spreadsheet skills. They *love* a good pivot table.

Gi-hun: Hold on, you two. My plan is foolproof. I'm going to win by sheer luck. I’ve already predicted the winning marble color – it’s... uh... sparkly purple. Yes, sparkly purple. Don't question it.

Sang-woo: I love you.

Gi-hun, not paying attention: What was that?

Sang-woo: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

( coffee shop owner gi-hun)

Sang-woo: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Gi-hun: Aren't you forgetting something?

Sang-woo: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Gi-hun's forehead before running out.*

Gi-hun: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Gihun: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Sang-woo: I do have a sense of humor you know

Gihun: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Sang-woo: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Sae-byeok: so when did you realise you wanted to marry him?

Sang-woo: we saw a cat and gihun asked the cat if he could pat him

Sang-woo: You're giving me a sticker?

Gi-hun: Not just any sticker, a cat sticker that says "Mewow!"

Sang-woo:this is why I'm not you're best friends.

Gi-hun: Fine I'll just take it back.

Sang-woo: No, It's mine!

*gi-hun and sang-woo have been fighting*

Gi-hun: Shut up, I'm probably your soul mate

Sang-woo: Bold of you to assume I got a soul in the first place

( 😞😞)

Gi-hun: *trying to make him laugh* Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Sang-woo: *not looking up from his book* Myxine Circifrons.

Gi-hun:...

Gi-hun: fsh

Sang-woo: How do you want your coffee?

Gi-hun: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Sang-woo: So chocolate milk?

Gi-hun: sang-woo?

Sang-woo: Yeah?

Gi-hun: Do you need a hug

Sang-woo: Haven't I been through enough?

Gi-hun throwing his head into sang-woo's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!

Sang-woo, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

( I miss them)

When ur favorite characters you love died and you can't do nothing but rewatch the show for them