Latest Posts by achypuppy - Page 10

since facebook nixed fact checking some really cool things are being shared and I am totally here for it

I'll never stop posting about being grateful for sadists and reassuring them that their fantasies and kinks don't make them bad people and how, as a masochist, I'm so lucky that there are sadists out there

Nosferatu's brother Yesferatu that everybody likes and is cool

get in the dustpan. since you wanna make sweeping statements

Boys be like "don't cum inside" while being soaking wet and spreading their legs and grinding against you

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

being an artist and revisiting media you liked when you were 11 is like. oh ok. this shaped my sense of humor and the way I write characters and the way I pace narratives and the tropes I'm drawn to. and I vastly underestimated how much of an impact it had on me because I literally have not thought about it for 15 years. but it was there inside me the whole time. ok. ok cool! c ool

i really hate the like, “dont let them say it doesn’t fit!!!!” with a condom stretched over their whole fist or whatever bc like. it might not fit. condoms come in different sizes for a reason. “physically fits onto my cock” doesn’t mean it’s not too tight, sometimes to the point of discomfort, sometimes even painful? just don’t use it as an excuse to not use a condom, go get a bigger size!

kissing itself is wildly underrated imo. Personally speaking i can get wet as hell just from a good, desperate, sloppy makeout session full of moaning and noises. And thats implying we're only kissing and haven't even started touching each other yet.

fuckkk the idea of being high and nonverbal with some needy mutt trying to get into my pants . hell yeah pretty boy come here make me feel good .

Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

"what's your plan for the future ?"

"what's your five year plan ?"

bro i just want to have hot kinky t4t sex that i think about for weeks after

i wish all people who cant finish during sex a very i love you and i hope no partner ever pressures you about it or takes it personally or makes you feel bad for it

I lied. I don’t like sex. Put your clothes back on. You’re going to pee yourself for me.

if u like enough of my posts you have to fuck me silly i dont make the rules

The #AllLivesMatter degenerates love the two-tier style of justice and complete disregard for children.

i’m so fucking sick of people taking aspects of historical gay sexuality and saying “but what if i made it squeaky clean and sexless so i can have it” sometimes not everything is for you babes!!! sometimes you don’t get to have everything!!!

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

💕 Pros of Puppy 💕

+ Hypoallergenic

+ Easily trained

+ Soft and Cuddly

+ Loyal and attentive

+ Can perform tricks

💔 Cons of Puppy 💔

- Mental Illness

Thought of you guys

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information