Latest Posts by achypuppy - Page 11

on that note why is there NO medical privacy in Starfleet? there’s like no private exam rooms or hospital beds in any sickbays. random people walk into the room in the middle of exams all the time and the doctors will just share diagnoses in a room full of people. like wtf what if I didn’t need my supervisor knowing that I have IBS or im pregnant with an alien or whatever????? captains will just ask doctors for updates on someone’s condition and immediately get them?

imagine being forced to fuck yourself on a knotted toy thats suctioned to a window behind you.

you're tied and cuffed and gagged. The only movement you can manage is to push yourself back on the extra large silicone wolf dick inside of you.

It's early. Not many people are up, but soon, the sidewalks outside your window will be bustling, and they'll have the perfect view of your cunt, stretching obscenely around the knot as you fuck yourself.

don't worry though, your captor (and new owner) says they'll let you go if you put on a good enough show. maybe if you stick out your tongue and cum your little puppy brains out while you fuck your cunt open, they'll let you go before anyone realizes what a slutty pussy you're hiding between your legs

im normal and not a complete horndog /s

growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

they need to bring back homophobic yaoi

actually getting pregnant? no. bad. awful. I do NOT want that!!

having them grunt in your ear how they're going to knock you the fuck up like the worthless breeding bitch you are while they pound you into the mattress before cumming deep inside of you? YES. YESYESYESYESYESYES. LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER. YESSSSS. THE BEST. YES PLEASE!!!

i want to say that i'm not easy but that's so wrong. one "good boy" and i'm rubbing my thighs together fantasising about getting my back blown out by you. two "good boy"s and my pants are suddenly gone. past three "good boy"s you could use me however you want

"Doms dont beg-"

Boring, boring boring go back to bed

"please baby i need you, i need to feel you"

Now you have my attention.

This is me if you even care

(plush source)

"ohh i find cowboys hot" yes of course you do, you're a transmasc faggot who has/wants facial hair and a breeding kink. Now shut up and sit on the strap

"scalp massage" this "scalp massage" that it's ok you can just say it. Boys like it when you pet them

wanna hump somebodys leg like a dog

bonus points if they leash me and pull on it to make me look at them while i do it

woof woof

Get yourself a boy who loses all control and cums inside moaning like a bitch as soon as you squeeze his pretty face and say "who's my good boy??" in that tiny dog owner voice

start testosterone now. the world needs more hot tboys more than ever before now

y'know that thing dogs do with their leg when you scratch a really good spot?

yeah

that but a tboy doing it while my fingers are buried deep inside his cunt

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“Wanna treat?” While you’re unbuckling your pants would actually work on me

I am a dumb dog and I very much so do want a treat

If your sub has autism and a humiliation kink all you need to do is say "look at me when I fuck you" and make them hold eye contact, and you'll have them melting every time I 100% guarantee

dont have a strap or a packer or a dick i suppose phallic imagery will have to be achieved with my discreet lipstick vibrator (he/it)

dyke's pit hairs poking out while shes wearing a tanktop is equivalent to a tantalising cleavage.

reblog if you're excited for the holidays, or if you want hot t4t sex right now

Sure, you know how to self-flagellate, but do you know how to apologize? Saying "I'm a stupid idiot" is not the same thing as saying "I did something wrong."

thinking about being on top of someone and they're pounding up into me with their hands on my ass hard enough to bruise, their head tucked into my neck and constantly muttering "good boy" "your cunt feels so fucking good" "god, you're such a good boy" "fuck, you're so wet for me" "such a good boy..."

i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit