Latest Posts by achypuppy - Page 8

i keep thinking about being in bed with just my underwear on. feeling their soft touch on me, almost casual, but i know they're pushing all the buttons they can find to see what makes me the most flustered, what sends chills down my spine, what makes my breath pick up its pace. they'd be teasing me with their fingertip, grazing on my skin, until they reach my underwear, feeling how much i've wet them already.

"what's happening down there, baby? let me take a look."

they'd move between my legs, caressing my thigh with a hand and looking at the wet patch growing and growing on my underwear. they wouldn't even bother to take it off, just move it to the side enough to expose my twitching dick and my wet cunt. of course it ends up with them fingering me until i can't speak anymore and topping it off by fucking me until we're a panting moaning mess all over each other

Come here puppy, your owner reaaaalllyyy needs that cute little mouth of yours right now. Let me tug on your leash and lace my fingers through your hair as I grind onto your little puppy tongue to get myself off. You’ll be a good boy and suck your owner off right? You wanna be a good little dog for me right? Do a good job and maybe I’ll reward you after!

I know that some people get very nervous around the idea of having sex while under the influence, but don’t worry, I’ll guide you.

You can come sit on my lap and I’ll hold your cup or can or whatever and help you drink it down, all while my other hand feels you over your underwear. We’ll go nice and slow, I won’t slip my fingers into them until you whisper in a drawl that you want it. If you really struggle with it, I can take the sip of your drink or take the shot for you and spit it into your mouth through a kiss. That way there’s less thinking work for you.

You can take an edible or something and I’ll slowly start to go down on you while you’re in a nice and hazey. If you’re comfortable with smoking, maybe I’d let you take a few hits off my joint, or again I can shotgun them to you, make even getting stoned something out of your responsibility. Just lay down and let me make you feel good.

I’ll tell you everything I’m doing and everything I’m going to do. I’ll make sure you’re as comfortable and care free as you can be while I work orgasm after orgasm out of you when you’re in your own little world.

BOYCOTT AIRBNB

These people are trying to take over every aspect of our lives.

Call me a blunt the way I should be passed around by a bunch of alternative women

i wanna be woken up at am odd hour by a greedy mouth kissing and licking my tcock in the dark. i awaken with a soft gasp. groggily realizing that the heavenly feeling is a pair of soft lips around my clit. its so dark i cant see anything, it’s all just sensation. a rough, warm, wet tongue licking my head. suctioning like a vacuum. the sounds of slurping and sucking echoe through the room, mixing with my sleepy, raspy moans.

“Humans are inherently selfish--" Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn't sound very "inherently selfish" to me.

How I look at the person next to me anytime I hear a plane flying closer than usual

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

nobody understands my love for dainty lace underwear over a full bush

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

working out my jealousy by breeding their puppycunt and ruining it for every other whorepup they show it for. all they'll think about when they pull down their pants and show off their cunt is how good i kissed their cervix last night <3

you get on kink tumblr and what they don’t tell you is it’s an infinite number of trans puppy dogs all crowded in here like it’s a clown car

Taking testosterone as a trans man is like inflicting heat cycles upon yourself

Oh, to get a cute person high and hazey so that they're even more sensitive and puppy brained. They dont even bother hiding their face or desperate moans. You openly enjoy being fucked stupid. Such a pretty pet drooling into the mattress

puppy sub who whines to you about wanting to be fucked all day and wants to be overstimulated for hours and rubs their thighs together to get any bit of stimulation 🤝 dog dom who forces your hips down and stuffs you full of their knot because they’re too hard and swollen to fucking think

hey so,uh

someone should own me and make me sit on my knees, spreading my legs...oh ueah, naked btw... making my needy cock brush against the hard floor... watch me crumble and start rubbing against it...adn,,

they should coo over me because i'm so.patheyic..and make me suck only their cockhead- and.. watch my brains leak out my cunt and laugh at me

maybe..

"what's your plan for the future ?"

"what's your five year plan ?"

bro i just want to have hot kinky t4t sex that i think about for weeks after

genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.

Well obviously I can’t have chronic fatigue, that’s a real problem for real disabled people that’s diagnosed by doctors probably. Clearly I just have some sort of perpetual exhaustion issue, that is also almost certainly my fault somehow

Nintendo just announced HD Rumble that will make Switch 2 joycons feel like they're twitching and leaking in your hand