Latest Posts by achypuppy - Page 7

masturbation tip: use me instead

god the fags you put on earth to fuck nasty are barely getting by

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

I feel bad that some of yall assume Reddit is just for republican neckbeards. it is currently fucking plastered in leftist posts, making fun of trump and musk, calling out trump for basically admitting to election fraud and musk for the fucking salute, people literally openly saying they wish these assholes would die. Some subreddits with broad other purposes have been largely converted into leftist communities. Believing tumblr is the only existing bastion of leftists or whatever WILL make you bitter and miserable lol

i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

Pussy so fat don’t need no packer

dude i am so tired all the time. for what purpose bro im youthful as Fuck

I’m at the BDSM club painting tunnels on the wall for my sub to run into

*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

lol he doesnt even know

mooning a werewolf girl so she has to transform and knot me

Not allowed to smoke with people anymore cause I Everytime I pass the joint the second it touches the next person's lips I go "uwah! An indirect kiss" and reach for the hilt of my dagger of ceremonial flame

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

why was I so full of hate and malice 17 hours ago

THE RASPBERRY REC ROOM

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

SOMEONE's been leaving this on parked Teslas. Keep it up.

Meeee!!!

forehead press during missionary tn?? cupping your face in my hands and ragged breathing and pressing our foreheads together for a moment during a pause in missionary and you’re still inside me and everything in the world feels so so far away except for you tonight?????????

guy i saw on train today

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

Fuck man, you are so hot. You already have me all worked up and I haven't even taken off your boxers yet. How cute, you're so wet for me, let me see your cock.

Hmm? What's that? You know you don't have to be shy with me man, come on. Give me your wrists, I'm going to tie them with my belt and stick them against the wall above your head. I don't want you to move them from there, I'm going to show you how to touch a real cock.

Fuck dude, you're so hard. I can feel it throbbing between my middle and ring finger, I love it. Look me in the eyes while I give you a handjob, that's it. Good boy. I'm going to make you cum on my fingers like no one else has in your life, I might even suck you afterwards. Keep moaning for me.

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

I wish people would understand that not everything is for everyone to get. you will be left out of some conversations, a lot of art will not apply to you, you will not like things that people you like enjoy, and just because you cannot add to the topic of discussion or relate does not mean that it is not valued or worthwhile. the internet has coddled people to such a concerning extent that everyone feels like they need to vocally disagree with something just because they don’t get it. Knowing something, and genuinely getting it are not the same. NOT EVERYTHING IS FOR YOUUUUU

Okay but me and who