James Potter Flirts Like He Ran Out Of Diamonds On Episode

James [coming in]: GUYs, I'M HOOOOME

James [punching the floor]: I'VE GOT SOME LOUD FOOTSTEPS, HUH

James [knocking over a vase on purpose]: HAHA SILLY ME

James [yelling at the top of his lungs: BOY, I SURE DO I HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT COULD SCAR ME FOREVER

James:...

James, just in case: *SHRIEKS*

Sirius: For God's SaKE MOONY IS NOT HERE

my moms watching the hunger games and all i can think of is crimson rivers… 🙁

for every reblog on this post i will eat one plastic bag so the turtles dont have to

college au where regulus is absolutely awful at math and goes to the library every day trying to study with no success.

one day, after a coffee break, he goes back to his desk only to find mocking and kinda flirty notes (but with the right answers!) all over his books. this thing keeps happening at least twice a week and every time the notes are more flirtatious and regulus will never admit it but he likes it a bit too much.

so he starts writing short answers on his own book, effectively starting a very non conventional conversation with the mysterious person who keeps entertaining him.

imagine his surprise when one day during his break the coffee shop is closed and he goes back to the library only to find soccer team captain james potter writing on his book with a minecraft pencil.

my typa humour 😛

can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents

jegulus raising harry w barty babysitting

barty: okay, little guy, what's that word you're going to call your papa!?

two yr old harry: stinky!

barty: perfect! and the word for your dad?

harry: asshole!

barty: nice! amazing! perfect! you're ready to go home!

I hate when Sirius Black is not the most attractive man in the room. I'm sorry Remus, who? James, who? Regulus, who? Barty, who? Get out of here. It's Sirius of Troy, girl.