I Say Shit Like "If My Memory Serves Me" Knowing Damn Well It Serves The Dark Lord

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

“that character is problematic” i am sick and twisted. next

my moms watching the hunger games and all i can think of is crimson rivers… 🙁

why does school need to exist i JUST got to the good part in a fic and now i have to do work??? what the fuck.

for every reblog on this post i will eat one plastic bag so the turtles dont have to

oh, please

we all know that the real casanova of gryffindor tower is mary macdonald

Modern age, James, Peter, and Sirius are in the stage of becoming an animagus where they have the leaf in their mouth for a month.

I can just imagine anytime someone asking why they’re being so quiet they just hit them with the 🤫🧏

I had this thought earlier and had to share, I think it’s so funny 😭

being a marauders fan also comes with genuinely becoming obsessed with david bowie and his music