bitchthingie - barely functional™️
barely functional™️

blogging from the depths of autistic burnout • he/him • adult

300 posts

Latest Posts by bitchthingie - Page 9

2 months ago
Reblog And You’re Guaranteed To Be Successful At Whatever You Do Next!

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

2 months ago

one thing i do love about being obviously trans is seeing the unbridled wonder at my existence in the eyes of a child whose parent is staring at me like they're going to kill me once we all leave the store

2 months ago

i hate being in pain all the tiiiimee, i hate this shit🎶

i hate not feeling my arms, i hate not being able to sleep, in a horrible shit cycle of insomnia caused by pain and feeling pain cus I cant catch a fucking break🎶

I hate this shit🎶

2 months ago
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mutual recognition

2 months ago

Trying to sell handmade crafts in this economy is so. Like. Hey guys I know we're all broke as fuck but do you want my silly little things. I'm very good at it. For the time it takes to make them + skill + materials it's gonna be 30$ per silly little thing. But also shipping costs 12$ for reasons outside my control so it's actually 42$ now. Sorry. No I really can't charge less than that. Yeah I know. Ok. Bye

2 months ago

Listen to me. Hairy dykes are vital to the community. Essential. And I mean hairy dykes. Happy trails, fuzzy stomachs, chest hair on breasts or flat chests or otherwise, hairy pits, full bushes, hairy arms and legs. Hairy asses. Facial hair. I’m talking all of it. If you’re a hairy dyke you’re a cornerstone of this community I love you you’re so sexy

2 months ago

I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

2 months ago

Weirdly enough, your symptoms don't just disappear when your lab results come back normal

2 months ago
I’m Trying Harder Than The Specialists At This Point.

I’m trying harder than the specialists at this point.

2 months ago
How It Feels To Have A Pain Causing Chronic Illness That Doesn’t Have Any Medication Or Treatment That

how it feels to have a pain causing chronic illness that doesn’t have any medication or treatment that isn’t made for last case scenarios

2 months ago

god won’t someone to put felt around my joints to decrease chipping and increase mobility

2 months ago
Source: gapingvoid on Insta (I changed some of the words for chronic illness)
MY LIFE WITH CHRONIC ILLNESS: 
a box with a guy that says 'not so bad' and then another box with the guy saying 'oh f*ck' and then it continues with these boxes but only 'oh f*cks' OH, F*Ck. OH, ,F*CK. OH, F*CK. OH, F*CK OH, F*CK. OH. F*CK. OH, F*CK. OH,F*CK. OH, F*CK. OH, F*CK. OH, F*CK. OH, F*CK.

Source: gapingvoid on Insta (I changed some of the words for chronic illness)

2 months ago
Tag Which Chores Are Hardest For You 😩 Mines Laundry And Dishes

Tag which chores are hardest for you 😩 mines laundry and dishes

2 months ago
Fibro Bitchies, How We Feelin' Tonight

fibro bitchies, how we feelin' tonight

2 months ago

studying medicine as a disabled chronically ill spoonie be like:

WILL I END UP BECOMING THE DOCTOR OR THE PATIENT!?!? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!!!!

2 months ago
YES IM LOOKING AT

YES IM LOOKING AT

Y O U !! 👀👀👀

Knock it off and take it easy!

Minimal symptoms and minimal pain doesn't mean overwork yourself to make up "lost time".

2 months ago

disabled people when their disability disables them

Disabled People When Their Disability Disables Them
2 months ago

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2 months ago
my doctor looking at me in a coffin says 'your labs look normal'

source: deezibara on insta

source: deezibara on insta

2 months ago

People: the normal amount of pain is zero

Me, chronically ill: sounds sketchy but okay

2 months ago

i love my job love working here hope i never get fired amen

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