MORE HEADCANONS!!! Please?

MORE HEADCANONS!!! please?

You guys are lucky I have like, a mega list of these lol.

Lance sleeps like a corpse.

It was something he sort of trained himself to do, mostly because the first time he tried using a face mask at night it got everywhere and his mother nearly skinned him alive

so yeah, he’s a log, and will tend to stay in one place on the bed from dusk to dawn

Keith on the other hand, tosses and turns like the rugrat he is

He’ll wake up with his sheets halfway off the bed and his pillows thrown across the room wondering why he has a huge kink in his neck.

oh yeah, because he slept with it hanging over the edge of the bed (-_-)

Needless to say their first night sleeping in the same bed starts off great, with Lance relishing in having Keith curl up into his side like a little koala, and they both fall asleep fairly easily

but then Keith happens.

Lance wakes up in the middle of the night wondering groggily why Keith’s fucking foot is on the pillow and where the hell is his other half?!

And, Oh there it is. On the floor. 

Like seriously Keith how is that even comfortable you human slinky.

so Lance hoists him back up, shifts so that Keith is on the inside of the bed facing the wall, and wraps his limbs around the boy to keep him secure

It works, for the most part, but Lance wakes up the next morning without any feeling whatsoever in his arms and legs

he doesn’t mind too much though, because goddamn Keith is really cute in the morning

Plus Keith feels super bad about waking Lance up and sort of..coddles Lance all day afterwards.

so yeah, Lance doesn’t mind at all.

Keith is really good a naming smells

Like…scary good

The team will be walking around on some weird ass planet and Keith will just, without batting an eye, drop a line like:

the air smells like wet cotton candy mixed with spit.

And the others can’t even be mad because what the fuck it actually does?! 

It’s like his superpower or something, and there has yet to be an odour Keith can’t name, or at least relate to something else

K: Lance your hair smells like pine tree sap and wet dirt

L: …is that a good thing?

K: yeah.

L: Oh! Okay then!

Shiro is actually the one that asks him to stop the most

mostly because he grew up with this shit and so many things have been ruined for him

like, one time Keith said his hair gel smelled like freshly opened packaged meat, and he’s never recovered

Keith is also hella good with kids

No one really knows why, but youngsters just flock towards him

Hunk calls him the Pied Piper of Children and it would be cute if it wasn’t so goddamn true

Every planet they visit that has kids on it immediately run up to Keith, or else hold his hand or cling to his legs.

he’s just as confused as the others because I’m not even fun! I just stand here!

Lance was super jealous at first, because I have the siblings, so I should be the one who these children worship. and I’m more experienced, why do they love Keith?!

It must be the mullet.

But after they start dating Lance just finds it adorable, and has to stifle a part of him that really wants kids of his own one day each time he sees Keith bend to pick up a young’un

The others tease him relentlessly whenever they see him watching Keith interact with babies. 

Lance you’re making the face again

L: What face?

The ‘I’m so madly in love with Keith’ face

L: I’m not!

He is.

Lance speaks Spanish around the castle

At first it was just for fun, singing lyrics and what not

but after having a reoccurring nightmare about never seeing his family again, he sort of does it now to try and keep his language alive

The other’s don’t really know why Lance has suddenly started speaking strictly in Spanish to Blue, but don’t question it

Keith does, because he’s curious, and Lance tells him the reason behind it

After that Keith makes an effort to learn some Spanish phrases that he surprises Lance 

Lance cries.

He denies it, but he did.

Keith comforted him, and there was a lot of cuddling involved.

Lance’s favourite colour, despite popular belief, is not actually blue

It’s grey

Like the colour of thunderstorms and rain

Or waves as they lap the beach when it’s overcast out

Or Keith’s eyes in certain lighting…

Not many people know this, except Hunk and Keith, simply because it’s not something he tends to share

But Keith makes a point of beginning to collect pictures of storms and oceans from Earth specialty shops whenever they visit alien malls 

Lance keeps them all pinned up by his headboard, where he’ll sit and stare at them on days when he’s feeling extra gloomy about missing Earth

And if Keith’s with him, he’ll turn off the light and just gaze into his eyes, watching as they shift from a dark indigo to a heavy grey as the shadows play with his irises

That usually doesn’t last long though, since they end up making out, both thinking god why is he so attractive! as they let their lips do the talking

Again, stopping myself here. Some of these made their way into one of my fics….