I Like To Think That Shiro Is An Over Enthusiastic And Supportive Parent For All Of His Lil Gay Children 

I so badly want someone to write a fanfic where Deku has vasovagal syncope (fainting syndrome) and it’s just a compilation of everyone reacting to it and then just his closest friends (obviously including Bakugou) always catching his head or his body when he faints.

Also, lowkey I feel like Bakugou would have always known about it and would be the only one not like ???? And everyone’s like HOW DID YOU KNOW AND NOT TELL US??

*EDIT

Bakugou recording his boyfriend fainting a bunch and adding the song “Hard Knock Life” from Annie in the background-

so there’s no hot evil villain in love with me?

MORE HEADCANONS!!! please?

You guys are lucky I have like, a mega list of these lol.

Lance sleeps like a corpse.

It was something he sort of trained himself to do, mostly because the first time he tried using a face mask at night it got everywhere and his mother nearly skinned him alive

so yeah, he’s a log, and will tend to stay in one place on the bed from dusk to dawn

Keith on the other hand, tosses and turns like the rugrat he is

He’ll wake up with his sheets halfway off the bed and his pillows thrown across the room wondering why he has a huge kink in his neck.

oh yeah, because he slept with it hanging over the edge of the bed (-_-)

Needless to say their first night sleeping in the same bed starts off great, with Lance relishing in having Keith curl up into his side like a little koala, and they both fall asleep fairly easily

but then Keith happens.

Lance wakes up in the middle of the night wondering groggily why Keith’s fucking foot is on the pillow and where the hell is his other half?!

And, Oh there it is. On the floor. 

Like seriously Keith how is that even comfortable you human slinky.

so Lance hoists him back up, shifts so that Keith is on the inside of the bed facing the wall, and wraps his limbs around the boy to keep him secure

It works, for the most part, but Lance wakes up the next morning without any feeling whatsoever in his arms and legs

he doesn’t mind too much though, because goddamn Keith is really cute in the morning

Plus Keith feels super bad about waking Lance up and sort of..coddles Lance all day afterwards.

so yeah, Lance doesn’t mind at all.

Keith is really good a naming smells

Like…scary good

The team will be walking around on some weird ass planet and Keith will just, without batting an eye, drop a line like:

the air smells like wet cotton candy mixed with spit.

And the others can’t even be mad because what the fuck it actually does?! 

It’s like his superpower or something, and there has yet to be an odour Keith can’t name, or at least relate to something else

K: Lance your hair smells like pine tree sap and wet dirt

L: …is that a good thing?

K: yeah.

L: Oh! Okay then!

Shiro is actually the one that asks him to stop the most

mostly because he grew up with this shit and so many things have been ruined for him

like, one time Keith said his hair gel smelled like freshly opened packaged meat, and he’s never recovered

Keith is also hella good with kids

No one really knows why, but youngsters just flock towards him

Hunk calls him the Pied Piper of Children and it would be cute if it wasn’t so goddamn true

Every planet they visit that has kids on it immediately run up to Keith, or else hold his hand or cling to his legs.

he’s just as confused as the others because I’m not even fun! I just stand here!

Lance was super jealous at first, because I have the siblings, so I should be the one who these children worship. and I’m more experienced, why do they love Keith?!

It must be the mullet.

But after they start dating Lance just finds it adorable, and has to stifle a part of him that really wants kids of his own one day each time he sees Keith bend to pick up a young’un

The others tease him relentlessly whenever they see him watching Keith interact with babies. 

Lance you’re making the face again

L: What face?

The ‘I’m so madly in love with Keith’ face

L: I’m not!

He is.

Lance speaks Spanish around the castle

At first it was just for fun, singing lyrics and what not

but after having a reoccurring nightmare about never seeing his family again, he sort of does it now to try and keep his language alive

The other’s don’t really know why Lance has suddenly started speaking strictly in Spanish to Blue, but don’t question it

Keith does, because he’s curious, and Lance tells him the reason behind it

After that Keith makes an effort to learn some Spanish phrases that he surprises Lance 

Lance cries.

He denies it, but he did.

Keith comforted him, and there was a lot of cuddling involved.

Lance’s favourite colour, despite popular belief, is not actually blue

It’s grey

Like the colour of thunderstorms and rain

Or waves as they lap the beach when it’s overcast out

Or Keith’s eyes in certain lighting…

Not many people know this, except Hunk and Keith, simply because it’s not something he tends to share

But Keith makes a point of beginning to collect pictures of storms and oceans from Earth specialty shops whenever they visit alien malls 

Lance keeps them all pinned up by his headboard, where he’ll sit and stare at them on days when he’s feeling extra gloomy about missing Earth

And if Keith’s with him, he’ll turn off the light and just gaze into his eyes, watching as they shift from a dark indigo to a heavy grey as the shadows play with his irises

That usually doesn’t last long though, since they end up making out, both thinking god why is he so attractive! as they let their lips do the talking

Again, stopping myself here. Some of these made their way into one of my fics….

Pidge was the winner of the last poll! I will admit it was pretty fun to see the votes coming in and changing the result. Hope you enjoy the way it turned out! Thank you as well for your patience and kind messages meanwhile, I can’t promise I will update everyday this week, since I’m still trying to get better but I will still try.  You guys are the best.

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After he sees Lance enter his room, Keith does as he said he would and starts making his way towards the Bridge to check up on the rest of the team. On his way, he tries his best not to think about Lance too much, he fails at it. After all, what is he supposed to do now that he has realized he most likely likes Lance? Should he tell him? How would he even do that? Before he can even reach a conclusion he runs into Pidge in the corridors.

She beams up at the sight of him. “Just the person I needed! Come with me.” “What’s going on? Did you guys finish what you were doing?” He asks, a little concerned. “Yeah, yeah everything is fine.”  She says while waving her hand in the air and starting to walk again in the opposite direction of the Bridge. “I just need to check on the core room thingy and could use an extra pair of hands.” Keith follows. “What exactly are you guys doing?” “Hunk and Coran had this idea of trying to increase the castle’s maneuverability and speed.” She explains. “Basically, it won’t be able to dodge the small ship’s attacks but maybe it can get away from those canons that take super long to charge.” “Oh… that’s a good idea.” She snickers, looking amused at his reply. “Yeah, a good idea as long it doesn’t accidentally make the castle explode.” He freezes. “Wait what? Are you guys sure we should be-“ “It was just a joke.” She interrupts him, a grin on her face still.

He had forgotten how much Pidge likes to play around, which can be fun at times, but he isn’t in his best mindset to process her jokes. “Very funny.” “Don’t be a baby.” She says while punching him on the shoulder, Keith looks away so she won’t see the smile he is trying to suppress. “By the way…” She sings songs the words. “Speaking of jokes… Allura and I found that earlier talk on the Bridge very amusing. Any more juicy details you have to share?” Ah yes, the talk where they asked about the cuddling incident before giving him permission to leave the castle with Lance… That talk. “No, there isn’t anything else to say.” He replies without really thinking about it. Pidge’s grins drops and she squints at him before looking back ahead in silence. Eventually, they reach their destination, but before Pidge opens the door she turns around to stare at him again. “Are you sure though?” “What?”

“Is there really nothing else to say?” Keith can’t really tell but Pidge sounds sort of sad. “I don’t want to see you hurt Lance.” He is extremely confused at the moment. “Why would I-“ “I know okay?!” She exclaims. Then looking in anywhere but Keith’s direction, she adds in a softer tone, “I know that Lance likes you.” “Wh- how-“ “I don’t think he remembers telling me. It was late at night when we were playing video games because he couldn’t sleep and I was taking a break from working on a new program.” She explains with a shrug. “He was basically high on lack of sleep.” “Oh.” “It’s just-“ She bites her lip and fidgets a bit. “This is embarrassing for me to admit, but I sort of see a little of Matt in him, with that annoying big bro feeling of his. It makes me feel better when Matt is away on missions.” Pidge sighs again. “So yeah… I don’t want to see him getting hurt over-“ “I-“ Keith interrupts unthinkingly and she is already looking at him waiting for him to finish the sentence. “I uhm- “ He can feel the pressure of her gaze as he stares at the ground. “I actually might… like him too.” His voice not above a whisper.

When he doesn’t receive a reply, he slowly looks back up; and sees Pidge smirking, the one smirk he has seen many Galra drones die while looking at it. “So… you two already dating and didn’t bother telling the rest of us?” “No!” He exclaims way faster and louder than intended. “I mean we- we aren’t-  I know he liked me too… at some point… but I don’t know if- I might just- what if he doesn’t like me anymore?” He finally says out loud. Pidge looks at him like he just told her that one plus one equals three without joking. “Keith… I found you two cuddling this morning.” She states. When he opens his mouth she interrupts him, her grin returning. “And you are apparently also sending letters to each other.” “But-“ “Keith who is the smartest person on this team?” He frowns, trying to understand where this came from. “You are.” “Great, so now you’ll listen to my advice and next time you see Lance you will tell him what you told me.” “But I don’t know what-“ “I’m sure Lance will help you with whatever questions you have. He is smarter than he makes himself out to look, I’m sure you know that.”

“How are you so sure about this?” He asks, as he starts fidgeting his thumb against his index. Pidge looks at him with a dead serious look, “I have heard him sing romantic cheesy songs for an hour while also talking about you.” He can’t help but starting to smile at that thought. Pidge scoffs and rolls her eyes. “My god, I can’t believe I thought you could hurt him, you’re just as hopeless as him.” “Shut up.” He says, embarrassed. He hopes he isn’t blushing. “Yeah sure, we have work to do anyway.” Pidge plays with the door panels and it opens. “Oh wait- just one quick last thing.” Keith is apprehensive. “What is it?” “Remember to keep it PG-13 around the rest of us, I support you two but I don’t wanna see-” “Shut up.” He interrupts again, while also wanting to sink into the ground and become one with the floor.

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i love one (1) boy

Fun fact, people often unconsciously mimic the person they're thinking about most... hmm

Keith and Lance mirror each other so often and it’s the cutest thing

drunk keith is sappy keith

klance goes to prom

-lance promposes to keith by asking an elaborate scavenger hunt involving all of their friends and secret letters with clues

at first keith is kind of complacent but then he gets into it 

keith: HI YES, “THE GREEN ONE”? ITS YOU PIDGE. IT IS YOU. I KNEW IT.

 pidge: yeah alright just take the card 

“here ye, here ye/love of mine/ take this card/ and think malign/ his hair his white /just like his culture/ go get this card/ from this coy vulture” 

keith: ITSDFJFCUKING LOTOR SDJFDF BYE 

-lance pulls out all the stops even though keith explicitly says not to 

lance: you don’t even want a corsage? 

keith: no lance, you don’t have to do that 

lance: [gets him a huge bouquet of lilies] 

keith: 

lance: what? 

lance: YOU SAID NO CORSAGE

-lance picks keith up in a limo (keith is mad) but his annoyance turns into a blush when lance starts screaming when he sees him walk out of his house 

lance: HOT DAMN HOT DAMN WOOOOOOOOO WOOOO THAT IS MY BOY, THAT IS MY MANS! 

keith: lance, stop

lance: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO LOOK SO CUTE THOUGH? 

-lance wears a red shirt and keith wears a blue one under fitting black sport coats, both of them have purple flowers pinned to their pockets 

-shiro starts crying when he’s taking their picture 

keith: shiro 

shiro: iM SORRY 

keith: just take the photo

shiro: IDONT KNOW HOW

-they show up ten minutes late because shiro literally can’t work an iphone 

-coran is a chaperone 

coran: lance! are you wearing gold eyeliner?

lance: congratulations coran you noticed before my boyfriend

keith: i didn’t even know eyeliner came in gold

-they literally cant take serious prom photos because they start snickering every time which turns into a fit of laughter because they’re 5 years old

the photographer, kolivan, is not impressed

keith: this one looks okay….

lance: your head is buried in my shoulder

keith:….its cute 

lance: i cant see your face. that literally could be anyone 

-the theme is space (because what are we, animals?), allura runs the prom-planning committee with her girlfriend nyma 

nyma: can we make a banner or that says “this is a gays event only”

allura: 

allura: no 

nyma: you thought about it for a second there

-they decorate the entire ceiling with little glowing stars and when keith and lance go out onto the dancefloor, lance looks up and notices. 

he gasps and keith looks at him, following his vision and then drawing it back down to his face so he can lose himself in the wonder of lance’s eyes and the softness of his expression 

lance, looking down: what?

keith: nothing 

lance: okay

keith: you’re just so beautiful 

lance: [grabs his face and kisses him hard]

-they are crowned prom kings even though they didn’t sign up

allura: i might have nominated you 

lance: well that’s just unfair because no one else could ever win against us 

and they couldn’t 

(acxa and ezor pretend not to be mad)

-lotor offers them his flask and keith hits it out of his hand 

keith: nice try satan, i want to remember this night forfuckingever

-they play “the time of my life” and lance gets up on the stage and does an entire lip-syncing performance 

keith: thats my boyfriend

hunk: are you surprised 

(acxa: are you sure he’s not drunk?) 

-when it ends, they’re too tired to go to an after party but not tired enough to go home, so allura, nyma, shay, and hunk all pile into keith and lance’s limo and they tell their driver, slav, to pick up pidge and shiro 

nyma: get in losers we’re getting ice cream 

-they go to dairy queen and strut in like fucking models, ordering one of those huge ice cream pizzas 

pidge: i feel underdressed 

shiro: im just happy you kids invited me out with you! 

keith: you’re 26 stop talking like you’re 90 

-they drop everyone off and when it’s just keith and lance, keith falls asleep on lance’s shoulder in the limo 

lance takes off his crown and kisses his hair, whispering “i love you” 

keith wraps his arms around lance’s waist and kisses his chest, snuggling into it