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So I just had an epiphany

There are so many opportunities for Klance after they finally return to Earth so just buckle your imaginary seatbelt and prepare yourself for the bumpy ride that is this text post.

once they return, the team parts ways to reunite with their families (keith gets an apartment with shiro because brotp and he finally builds that motorcycle)

this lasts for about a month until pidge resorts to forming a group chat and they send a picture of hunk crying face-down on their sofa, and they caption it “this is the third time this week, we need to meet up and help this poor boy”

basically hunk goes through issues because he misses everyone and takes it the hardest out of everyone I think

long story short pidge and shiro arrange a meet-up day where the gang reunites 

lance and keith get so excited to see each other at first that they start to run to each other and then they stop right before they hug each other because they realize oh shit I’m supposed to be annoyed with him still for some reason??

lance cracks a flirty joke and keith scowls because wow so stereotypical

this lasts about an hour until shiro has had enough and he uses his Dad Voice TM to inform the two boys that they are both idiots who deserve each other

they have fun after that, and once the day is over lance wraps his arm around keith and whispers “maybe you’re not so bad after all, Red” in his ear before smirking casually and walking away

this leaves keith with unusually flaming hot cheeks and a lot of suggestive looks from shiro, pidge, and hunk who wiggles his eyebrows up and down

the next day, keith texts lance and asks if he wants to maybe hang out again

and so they have their first coffee shop date which was completely boring and very awkward 

it was filled with a lot of pauses in conversation and coughs to fill the quiet

before they parted lance shoots him a look and says “that was the worst date ever, I know we could do better”

keith smiles for the first time all day and replies with, “and here I was beginning to think you were just horribly dull after all”

they go on many more dates after that, and avoid coffee shops with a passion because no thank you that was boring

most of their dates consist of rock-climbing and going for hikes, but sometimes they just sit and watch movies together and lance cuddles up to keith who is extremely startled but notices it actually feels nice which is even more disturbing than the urge to trace the slight freckles on lance’s nose he hadn’t ever noticed before

just so many possibilities for klance once they come back home and this is just one of them that i thought of

Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”

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He got his sweater back plus (1) boy

For vagina-owner safety

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

keith and lance teaming up to figure out what’s going on with kuron shiro and at the same time keep an eye on lotor who starts behaving progressively sketchier when his guard is down

keith’s not back with the team yet but he and lance (unbeknownst to the others) video chat every day, keeping each other up to date with the situation; lance sharing his doubts and observations on the castle and keith briefing lance on the info he’s managed to gather during his missions

lance: this is such a huge mess

keith: yeah, it is

lance: i wish i’d noticed something sooner -

keith, with the trademark soft look he reserves specifically for lance: hey. you can’t blame yourself for this, okay? you’re already doing more than enough. we’ll fix this. the two of us…we’ll figure something out. you’ll see

lance with a watery smile: thanks keith

keith also smiling: anytime sharpshooter

lance smiling fondly before he gasps remembering his new weapon: oh, so you haven’t heard?? ;)

when they finally meet in secret to find haggar’s whereabouts (like at this point they already have their doubts that she stands behind whatever’s wrong with shiro) their reunion is teary and tender and they don’t want to break away from their hug for a long while 

they share red.

since they keep their plans and meetings a secret from everyone so as not to raise suspicions they don’t exactly have a lot of leisure time, but keith’s been excited to see lance’s sword since he mentioned it and he insists they practice together a little. 

lance, to keith’s surprise, is sort of shy and reserved at first but it’s obvious he’s been practicing and for a beginner his skills are really impressive 

they get together amidst missions and late night calls and everything comes to a head with a close call involving shiro’s clone and lotor’s inevitable betrayal

hunk, once the battle is over: there’s just one thing i don’t get though. how did keith just know that we’d need backup and - 

keith running into lance’s arms the second his lion’s mouth opens: lance! are you alright?  

lance hugging him back equally tightly and only pulling back to press a lingering kiss to keith’s forehead: yeah.. i am now.

hunk: ah. nevermind.

I can’t b r e a t h

Peter, v-logging with his phone camera: Hi I’m Spi- I mean, Peter Parker, and today we’re going to witness firsthand people’s reactions after they’re told they have big dick energy. Let’s go!

Peter: What’s up, Thor. Dude, I just wanted you to know that you radiate big dick energy today.

Thor: God of thunder in the streets, god of big dick in the sheets, I suppose.

Peter, checking to see if he’s still recording then proceeding to give a thumbs up: I stan so hard. Legends only.

Peter, bumping into Steve reading the paper: Cap! Ah, have a moment? Word on the street is that you have big dick energy. Thoughts?

Steve, choking on his coffee: I-I guess the serum did have… its effects…

Peter: Oh my god.

Peter, finding Bucky watering flowers: Hey, man. Love what you did with your hair today, may I enlighten you on the fact that you have, putting it modestly, very big dick energy?

Bucky, looking into the camera like he’s on the office: …Parker what the hell.

Peter, breaking into the sanctum: Wow doctor, looks like you got a super serious case of chronic big dick energy there.

Strange: Listen. There’s kinetic, potential, thermal, chemical, electrical, even the vague concept of dark energy. But there is no big dick or whatever you just—

Peter: You’re no fun.

Peter, after buying a plane ticket and flying to Wakanda unsupervised: As king and black panther, your highness, your reign is supreme and so is your big dick energy.

T'challa, amidst a breakdown: Noo!!! Stop!! You and Shuri, I am begging you, please, I have no idea what that means!!!!

Peter, approaching Tony relaxing on a lounge chair: Now for The Man. The one and only, genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. Mr. Stark, are you aware you have big dick energy?

Tony, lowering his shades: Kid, I invented big dick energy.

Peter, tearing up: I know.

Keith: do you ever drink so much coffee, that you feel kind of dizzy, them like the world is moving in slow motion, and then like your drifting through time and temporal space, and then like you can see everything and nothing, while at the same time being lost in the void?

Lance: .... no?

Shiro: *nodding in the background*