-22 summers on this planet -Brazilian🇧🇷 -Pansexual🏳️🌈 -AuDHD -Here just for the fun of it -Currently hyperfixating in AFTG
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Latest Posts by chaoticgremelin - Page 6
The way I read the first line and was like "well, basically 24/7 bc Im autistic and unfortunetely I cant stop interacting with myself"
Then I read the other part and was like "aaaaaahhhh now it makes sense"
I just love how other neurodivergent are able to read neurodivergents so well. It makes me feel seen and also not so crazy
And the fact Andrew doesnt feel threatned by Neil's ability to pick locks, bc he trusts Neil entirely and knows that Neil will never cross his boundarys, even if he is able to
you ever think about how important keys are to neil and locks are to andrew and how they're also the only characters in the series shown to be able to pick them. because i do. im actually always thinking about neil liking having keys bcus it means he belongs somewhere and therefore doesnt need to pick the lock. im always thinking about how andrew needs locks to feel safe and how neil's respect of that boundary despite having the tools to cross it is the reason andrew even lets him in. im thinking about it.
A restaurant named You're Not Supposed To Be Here, where the whole point is that the vibes are unnerving. The lighting is weird, the whole place has a faint scent that's not a bad smell, but it's certainly not food smell and you can't quite identify what the hell it is. The music is weirdly janky and you can't quite tell what's wrong with it, the vocals aren't exactly garbled but sung in a language you swear you've never heard anywhere and couldn't name if you tried. Only hiring staff who have anxiety and they're 100% permitted to show how much your presence here stresses them out.
pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude
MY GOD! YOU JUST TRANSLATED INTO WORDS WHAT I FEEL EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT I WANT!!
Like, I dont want to make another person not eat something the REALLY want bc of something I mildly want
I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.
Just yess!!
Like, life is already miserable as it is, Im not about to make it more miserable by stopping eating my chocolates and little sweets from time to time
Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists
Kay, so obviously we’re never getting an AFTG tv show, but can you imagine the comedic gold of some of it being shot in the mockumentary style as “The Office”
Like, obviously not the more traumatic or gory scenes, but, like the first tv interview with Kathy? The “you know I get it” speech? Getting everyone’s first thoughts on Neil joining the team? Watching Wymack realize that Andriel is a thing? Do you see the vision
Explained aftg to my best friend. Was hit with “who’s the love interest” halfway through…girl we got 2 more books, and 20 more tiggers warnings before we even ATTEMPT to touch that.
Yeah Mary, your boy did listen to you
He didnt got close to girls....but with a certain boy....
thinking about how Neil let Andrew do every single one of these things to him without noticing just because Andrew’s a boy and Mary was heteronormative
I come back to this bit all the time for a laugh because it’s gotta be up there in the top Neil Misunderstanding The Situation moments. yeah man. faint inconvenience I’m sure
Zeus would certainly pull a stunt like that if he had Twitter
Yep. Our favorite hero, Jaiden Gray.
the biggest act of love Andrew has ever done for Neil I think it’s when Neil was too much hurt to shower and he helped him. When he covered his bandages to not get them wet and he helped him out of his clothes and took his time to clean him. When he says “you’re a mess” so fondly, so caring, without being mean or without making him feel bad about it. You know what they say when two people are getting married, “in sickness and in health”, Andrew is such a great lover. The way he was consistent with his care, when Neil was hurt and when Neil was okay. I hold this pages of the kings men so close to my heart. Cause Andrew did so well, even though he went insane at the notion of losing Neil, in his craziness, he was perfect at taking care of him, at grounding him, gifting him matching armbands, cause he understands and he knows how does it feel to have scars and to not want them to be shown to others, the stares, the quiet condescending, the questions, the judging, the fake compassion. He knows it all and he never wants Neil to feel it too. When he let him stay in the shower, when he first let Neil see him so vulnerable when all the other time he couldn’t and he always wanted Neil out of the room, when he scrubbed him dry and when he wore Neil’s clothes in front of everyone, without a care in the world, when he opened the snack for him cause he couldn’t, when he prepared drinks for him at their holiday and let him chill a little bit, when he put his hand under Neil’s pillow. How I love him. How I cherish their love.
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Zuko reharsing to talk to them is so me
chat i'm rewatching avatar the last air bender and WHY IS ZUKO SO ME CORE
Like when he was trying to convince the gaang that he changed, it sounded EXACTLY like me trying to make new friends
(dunno why I posted this but my friends r offline so)
So in sports, it's possible for particularly skilled players to pull off unprecedented moves such that the entire sport's rulebook has to be updated to accommodate.
A player pulls some ridiculous move and everyone is in a flurry of "is this allowed?? Does this count?? Should we make this an illegal move??? Should it be a legal move??? What do we do about this, hurry before other players try to copy him!"
I'm aware of it happening once for basketball (though I don't recall the specific game changing event).
Anyway, Andrew Joseph Minyard is the first goalie to score a point for his team. Someone tries to score on him and he shoots that shit all the way into the other goalies zone and that shit lights up red. The game practically stops moving, the crowd is quiet for all of two heart beats before everyone fucking loses their shit. The stadium is shaking so hard might as well register as a small earthquake. Rulebook gets consulted expeditiously. Due to it not being referenced at all as a possibility, it's not technically an illegal move. Andrew's point stands.
They make that shit illegal thereafter, though. Making Andrew not only the first goalie to score a point across the field, but the last.
It puts him in the hall of fame.
It also gets him laid.
Well it's a little bit ✨Dangerous✨
I think we as a community don't recognize how funny the first confrontation scene in The Foxhole Court is. Like we talk about how absolutely confused Kevin must have been and how the sudden language shift was wild and how Aaron and Nicky are just O.O over the quiet new kid losing his shit.
But Neil runs into the room (picking the lock with ease, mind you) guns blazing, threatens Kevin, calls him a slur and a "deadweight has-been", then turns and fucking runs. Like... doesn't even put up a pretense of a physical fight, just books it and slams the door closed like that's going to make a difference. The mental image of Neil Josten sprinting out the room like a thirteen year old who just pissed off his older sibling and is about to employ the kicking method is too good for us not to recognize.
Screw it… Enid (from Wednesday) as Renee Walker.
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I would LOVE to talk abt history with Kevin, seriously, he could be a nerd all he wanted. I love history and also dont have many ppl to talk with abt it, so I would have a blast. Also, having basically a free history class from a history major?? C'ommon, wouldnt dream of saying no
Kevin is my baby and he desearves so much!!
‘kevin day is mean and cold!!’ not my kevin day. he is a nerd and has so much love to give. btw.
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Hecate Hardbroom + Text Posts (part 3)
how is this not the universal most iconic moment in this entire series
All the other teams were thinking : "GET A ROOM THE TWO OF YOU ALREADY"
Aaron actually said it (very loudly, while looking disgusted)
Kevin scolded them for not properly behaving. Andrew gave him a slap in the back of the head and told him to stop being a bore
Dan told Neil to bahave but then used this as an excuse to seat o Matt's lap (if Neil can, then she can do it too)
Alisson just rolled her eyes at the two couples and said something in the lines of "I didnt give up my inheritance for this"
Renee was just there laughing silentely
andreil at the next banquet
Wymack🤝Rhemann: becoming a father figure to a seriously traumatized kid who was sold to the Moriyamas and whose parents are criminals.
“I don’t want you to be like Zane…I don’t want Coach to be like the master. I don’t want to teach Tanner contrition when he continuously fails my drills or to break my racquet over Cat’s back if I think she should have performed better. I don’t ever want to go back to how things were. Maybe you are fools, and I am the biggest fool for indulging you, but better to be reckless fools than Ravens.”
He's so done
Biting is a love language too