Ok So @littlestpersimmon Has My All Time Favorite Fam Jam Art Style. Like I Dare Anyone To Disagree With

the real reason people make wishes at 11:11 is because it’s scott mccall’s jersey number twice

aka “jake peralta is bisexual and i have the receipts”

An episode I'd like to pitch to the Teen Wolf writers: Scott McCall's spa day. It's 44 minutes of Scott getting a massage at a luxurious spa while he listens to relaxing music, sips expensive bottled water, and nibbles on fresh strawberries. He's wrapped in a fluffy robe and reclining in a massage chair, spa candles flickering calmly in the dimly lit room. The masseuse has worked out all of the knots and kinks embedded deep in his muscles, and Scott feels like he's going to just melt into a happy puddle right there in his chair. Things get tense as curiosity strikes him and he attempts to eat one of the cucumbers from his face mask, but crisis is averted when his masseuse is like, "Please don't eat that. It's for your face. If you really want cucumbers, I'll see if the folks in back will chop some for you." Scott, blushing in embarrassment beneath his slightly tingly, exfoliating face mask, politely declines the offer. The episode ends with him thanking his masseuse after their session and leaving the spa feeling totally relaxed and renewed. He buys cucumbers on his way home. That's it. That's my pitch.

pros of being friends with me: • you’ll gain a lot of useless knowledge about harry potter cons of being friends with me: • you’ll gain a lot of useless knowledge about harry potter 

its like a date or whatever

bitty buys chowder a spray bottle to spray nursey and dex with when they fight

Team Supergirl + S1

Thanks to somehowunbroken and her headcannons for getting me into frog lovin’ :D And I’ve heard she’s having a hard time recently, so this is for her :)

You can’t tell me there isn’t a Knowles shrine in the house after B and S’s new albums. Bitty and Ransom are ardent followers.

an incomplete list of the batshit insane things hermione’s done

-prioritized her education over her life

-instantly became ride or die with harry after the troll incedent

-set snape on fire

-brewed an illegal potion for two months in the girls’ bathroom

-turned into a furry

-immediate thought upon encountering a giant murdersnake was ‘better make sure the others find this page on my helpless petrified body bc god knows they won’t figure it out themselves’

-wanted to take finals after like a month in a magical coma

-traveled through time to get even more homework

-figured out lupin was a werewolf and didn’t tell anyone because he was a relatively competent teacher compared to magic ryan seacrest and literal voldemort

-essentially snatched trelawney’s weave gotdamn

-slugged draco malfoy, terrified him and his hulking buddies into running, went back in time to watch it again

-confronted a werewolf and his alleged mass murderer friend because, again, ride or die

-broke time travel laws in order to jailbreak azkaban escapee and his pet hippogriff

-dated an international sports star

-put up with all the vile shit rita skeeter wrote about her

-joined secret order dedicated to fighting voldemort

-put up with harry’s shit

-imprisoned a woman in a jar for months, blackmailed her into doing what she wanted

-formed and organized secret defense class, peer pressured harry into leading it

-permanently disfigured the girl who ratted them out. snitches get stitches.

-manipulated the shit out of umbridge

-basically left her to rot in the forbidden forest

-went to fight death eaters with like six of her mates despite her misgivings (RIDE. OR. DIE.)

-immediately agreed to destroy the dark lord’s soul with her buddies despite not having any idea how (RIDE! OR! DIE!)

-mind wiped her parents and made them go to australia to keep them safe

-essentially singlehandedly kept harry and ron alive and functional for the majority of the deathly hallows

-wore the locket while still managing not to be a shithead

-got the shit tortured out of her by bellatrix lestrange. didn’t go insane.

-fought in the battle of hogwarts. didn’t die.

-was unfailingly loyal and did everything she could to keep harry safe for seven years, even when he was quite frankly being a jackass