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all my good cards in one place >>
Just uh, cause I need to keep them somewhere
Barbatos and honestly every anime butler is their own special gender, those mfs can look good in anything
Can you do a mc seeing the side characters in the maid dress also ! Your brothers headcanon was amazing and i loved it a lot !! Please please do it
I was waiting for an excuse to do this with the side characters! Except Luke of course.
!!Warning for slightly suggestive content!!
Side characters x gn!MC (without Luke)
He literally cosplayed Ruri-chan. The chances of him trying on a maid dress for fun are high. Just do it in the castle, no need for the whole Devildom to find out.
He probably called you to come for an emergency just for you to see him in a maid dress.
Why you may ask? He saw it in one of Levi's anime and he thought it was cute. You weren't gonna complain, he did look cute.
He insisted on serving you since he was already dressed like a maid...he still asked Barbatos to prepare the tea tho.
Every time he would bend to either pick something or to simply serve you get a glimpse of his clevage. Did I mention the top part of the costume looked like it was about to rip in any second?
It was already a bit too short with high thighs that hugged his thighs just the right way. What kind of anime did Levi show to the prince of Devildom!?
Diavolo noticed the way you tried so hard to keep eye contact and to not let your eyes wonder around his body.
He asked if there was anything bothering you. Of course you tried to tell him no but that didn't work. Diavolo has the ability to know when people are lying to him after all
He jokingly threaten that he will create illusions of whatever you were thinking about. That was more than enough to make you come clean about how much you liked him in this dress.
please devs, give me more diavolo using his powers.
He makes it a thing to invite to the castle to see him dressed in that maid outfit since you liked it that much.
You were helping him clean some old stuff from the castle when he stumbled across some of his old dame outfits, one which happened to be a maid outfit.
You begged asked him to try it on for the old time's sake. His beauty as a dame caused a huge panic accros the Devildom, it was only natural you wanted to see him as one.
In the end he agreed to not only dress in the maid outfit, but to also put on the make up and wig he used when he was a dame. His only condition was to keep this just between the two of you. The last time demons in Devildom saw him dressed as a dame it caused so much chaos that it hindered his work.
Imagine this Barbatos dressed in a maid dress.
You honestly didn't even know where to pay attention to. His face? The dress? The way his legs look with the heels on? He was breath taking in every sense of the word. No wonder there was a huge panic among demons.
He continued on with his work and you tried to help, you really did. But you could only focus on him. It didn't help the way the dress would ride up his thighs when he was trying to climb up the ladder to reach for some box full of things probably older than your entire bloodline.
It didn't help that he asked you to stay at the base of the ladder while he handed you stuff you couldn't be bothered to remember. You could so easily look up his dress. You weren't sure if he was trying to test you or not.
After what felt like an eternity he finally climbed down from that ladder and you thought you were safe just to tell you "If you actually do your work I promise to show you more of this particular dame outfit"
You don't remember the last time you started to clean so fast. You made sure that place was so clean you could eat off the floor.
He is in a pact with Asmo. He is 100% getting put in some weird outfits. I am pretty sure it's canon he has a hard time saying no to Asmo.
Asmo is the one that called you to see Solomon in the maid outfit. Only to leave the two of you alone. His explanation? "I just needed someone to test if this outfit is comfortable to wear over longer periods of time. Have fun you two~".
Suddenly you were aware of the fact that not only you were alone with him, but also that he was in a maid dress. In a pretty revealing one too. It didn't cover up much.
Since he promised Asmodeus to keep wearing this outfit for a while he didn't change out of it, and asked you to stay with him. He couldn't exactly go out like this and it would quickly get boring if he was alone.
Of course you didn't refuse, no way are you going to pass on the chance to see more of Solomon in a maid outfit. He joked about serving you some of his food but you quickly came up with the excuse "What if Luke sees you like that?!" which seemed to work.
Since his idea with serving you food didn't work he just decided to focus on some magic experiments that you were all to happy to help.
The whole time he would either lean on you in order to grab something, making it impossible to look anywhere else but down his cleavage, or would come up behind you to guide your hands for an experiment. He would also try to climb some shelves in order to retrieve some books, giving you the perfect oportunity to look up his dress.
You made an effort to focus on the magic potions, but in the end, having most of your attention on Solomon made you careless. You spilled some of that potion on the maid dress, which seemed to dissolve.
You didn't know if you were supposed to be scared of Asmo's wrath from ruining his dress or turned by the fact that Solomon was nearly naked. Only a bit of the top part and the skirt of the dress seemed to survive.
You were about to start apologising up and down when you saw the smile on Solomon's face. It didn't take a genius to realize that this whole thing was a set up.
You tried to act annoyed but you couldn't, you enjoyed the whole thing. It didn't help that it looked like the maid outfit kept on dissolving, leaving behind only a Solomon in his underwear, knowing that his plan worked.
Now, how did Simeon even get into a maid outfit? The answear is Thirteen. She tried to set up a trap for Solomon, that would put him in a cursed maid outfit for 24 hours. Unfortunately for both her and Simeon, the whole set up didn't go as planned.
Now Simeon was stuck in a maid outfit for 24 hours! He decided to just stay in his room and write for his next book and invited you to keep him company, and maybe help him with a few ideas.
At first everything seemed to go well. You made some small conversation here and there while he was writing. You got to see him sit all pretty in his dress with that cute expression he makes when he is in deep concentration.
After a while Simeon started to get annoyed, having a terrible case of writer's block that you didn't really didn't know how to help either.
He decided it was time for a break so he offered to cook something for the both of you. He needed to clear his mind and cooking might just be the thing that will help him.
The atmosphere was nice, Simeon seemed in a better mood than before now that he finished all cooking. Both of you nearly finished eating when Simeon's eyes widened like he just realized something. "I think I finally know how to continue the chapter I was on, I have to go write the idea now before I lose".
He tried to get up but the dress got caught on the edge of the sit which made him trip a bit over his own feet. While he didn't fall he did spil some of the food on the bottom half of his dress. He went to write down the idea quickly before coming back to the kitchen.
"I can't take off the dress, so I have to clean it this way for now." He pointed out as he tried to get the stain out of the dress. What he didn't realize was that he lifted the whole thing so he could wash it. From the waist down there was nothing covering him, except the tight highs, which were a bit see though anyway.
Simeon realized his mistake only after he was done cleaning his outfit. After all of that was done he seemed to have a new kind of writer's block. He would constantly look back at you only to get back to writing something.
At first you thought he was continuing on his book but it didn't take you a lot of time to notice he was writing for something else.
Around an hour later he handed you whatever he was writing comenting about how this was a vent about his feelings.
For a second you feared you made him uncomfortable with all of your staring at him, but he seemed to be rather blushful while waiting for your reaction.
When you finally decided to read through his writing you realized those were his thoughts about the whole situation. From the moment he got the curse to how the way you looked at him made him feel, and to your surprise and relief it was all positive.
In fact it was more than positive, no wonder he seemed embarrassed, the whole thing was borderline erotica. You'll really have to thank Thirteen later for her trap.
This is about the "Diavolo isn't a himbo" post @midnightsunnyday He feels to me like he has no consistency, everyone reads him differently -
(More than the other characters, yes including Lucifer, ppl who hate Lucifer are usually aware of his “softer” character traits but choose to dislike his core personality, like me lol-). He's hyper intelligent, but he's a big dumby, but he's ~sexily seductive~ but he's a baby/manchild that is wildly incapable of taking care of himself without his malewife of a butler, but he's so “thoughtful” and """sees everything""". Barbatos sees him like a god apparently but he's such a dumbass-. All of these are true and contradictory traits that Dia shows throughout the events and main story (Events more so). He's a walking paradox, sometimes its jarring how he switches it up, so consistently. Do we remember how smooth he acted in the VR capture the flag event? (The one where Mc is the flag) all his “my dear” and smooth talking it came out of nowhere, I was pleasantly surprised but the way no other character was like "hey wait wtf?" No, they just act as if he's always acted like that, at least while he was being a menace they reacted even slightly naturally, but when he's just out of character they're just like, "ya there he is"
My theory is, Diavolo is a strangely multifaceted character in an anime dating game with 11 other characters. These other characters require their own characterization, you can't choose routes, so all of them have to be featured in every event. Speaking of- the events are short and to make this character fit in with these (surprisingly) equally multifaceted characters they pick out one of his character traits and flanderized it to hell and back for one event and pick another the next. But anyways ya I love him, what do you guys think?
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Bowser: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person. The Squad: Bowser: No you’re not, Bowser! We still love you, Bowser!
Why are there no Diavolo and Barbatos domestic fluff fics??? Why does every fanfic with them have to be either them doing the horizontal tango or being sadistic evil bastards??? GOD I just want caretaker Barb I just want them to talk to each other and do stupid cute shit I'm so tiered of porn I just want substance fuck- I'm gonna have to write it myself no plea
This cant be that rare of a pairing?? so many ppl agree that Barb raised Dia but no one does anything with it waahhh
A real idiot. That was what Lucifer believed himself to be. Not all the time, but at the moment he might as well be wearing clown makeup and that ridiculous rainbow afro.
“Lucifer, I need to talk to you. It’s about your brothers, I’d like to express my concerns with you so we could work it out.”
The tense memory of Diavolo’s stern voice played again and again in Lucifers thick skull. How could he be so stupid?
“I know you’re trying your best to keep your brothers in line, but so far, it’s almost like… and I regret that I must put this harshly— it’s almost like you’ve done nothing.”
Lucifer cringed. His mind running with regret, stress and anger. He’s finally slipped up— He’d finally commited the act he’s feared the most: Disappooint Diavolo.
The pride demon had been minding his own business, sorting misplaced files in Lord Diavolo’s study, as requested. He always knew that Diavolo was like a ticking time bomb, a man could only have so much patience. He’s tried very hard to keep his brothers in check, yes, but it looks like he’s run out of time. Fire only reaches you quicker if you don’t move.
Lucifer felt as if he was going insane. Every time he laid eyes on one of his younger brothers he wanted to claw them into bits because of their treaterous misbehavior, but at the same time he just wanted to grab them by the wrist and run far, far away.
He couldn’t do that though.
He debated whether to tell them about it so that they see the sour fruitage of their foul actions… At the same time, they’d probably say something snarky towards him, not taking it seriously.
They never took anything seriously, really.
Wether it be each others feeling or even schoolwork. They never really… cared.
“Your brothers don’t understand that there is a time and place for some things, and I kind of… need you to drill it into their heads.”
“I’ve been trying to do that but they won’t—“ Lucifer slightly raised his voice.
“Lucifer.” Diavolo’s voice was steady, and collected. A calm but assertive call that made the avatar of pride shut his lips.
“Your brothers came over a week ago to come and clean as you ordered them to for punishment. Which, yes, fair enough. However, they were intsructed to be quiet, since a noble family was coming over on that same day.”
Lucifer swallowed nervously. He knew this story.
“I think you could guess that they didn’t follow any instruction.” Diavolo’s voice suddenly shifted. It became dark, and his gaze more piercing. He was getting angry.
“They even went as far as to tear the very large—“ Lucifer braced himself for what he was about to hear. ”Very expensive—“ Lucifer felt like he was about to cry. ”—and very rare painting of my father in the treasure room.”
“That crosses every line.” Lucifer nodded. His brothers didn’t tell him this part of the story. “I won’t hold you accountable for it, though. I’ll give you some more time to figure out your family problems. If you fail, however.”
“I’m going to have to… condition your brothers myself.” The larger demons voice was terrifying. Lucifer almost felt the need to drop down to his knees in pain. Diavolo was not even trying to make it sound nice anymore.
Those were the last words that Diavolo spat before turning on his heel towards the door. Barbatos was supposedly waiting outside. due to Lucifer’s recollection of hearing the butlers vouce before his senses blanked out.
His heart was violently beating against his ribs.
He wanted to die, right then and there.
He feared his own, and the safety of his family.
He needed to do something, and fast.
Lord Diavolo’s use of the word conditioning was nothing to take light-heartedly.
The avatar of pride finally admits something he thought he’d never;
He was scared.
My controversial fandom statement for the day is that Diavolo may be kind, he may be beefy, but he is not a himbo.
My controversial fandom statement for the day is that Diavolo may be kind, he may be beefy, but he is not a himbo.
Why isn't "garfield's problematic hot takes" not the most used tag? Wtf
I am going to inhale him with malicious intent
i offer you this Lucifer Edible
Still genuinely don't get the joke help
Mammon, after zoning out: My eyes are cold. *The Lion King song plays from Lucifer's room*
When I say I want Luigi to be "permanently consentually kidnapped" by Bowser I mean I want Bowser to just break into his home one day, pick his ass up and just walk away, and no one in the surrounding area to question it
I'm just glad Bowser Jr has a positive male role model in his life, Not that Bowser is BAD but let's be honest, mid dad a bit too evil the only thing he knows about parenting is that he has to feed the kid every know and then, Luigi? I feel like he's a great dad and I hope they're very happy together and that Luigi can bring some normalcy to Bowser and his son's lives because honestly Bowser Jr deserves a happy childhood even if he is a little shit
Anyways
I made an ask blog °w°; please interact w/ it or I'll die 🤧
Made this just so I could say I did it first, fight me.
Will post uh mini introductions later, but for now let it be known, Asks open :)
+like an actually sorta thought out storyline?? Woah
Implying anyone would be cuddling Lucifer at all (â—•á´—â—•âśż)
Everyone just wants to be held in mc’s arms as the little spoon.
Lucifer won’t say it, he’s to prideful
Mammon’s to much of a tsundere
Levi’s way to shy
Satan happily asks for cuddles in his room (and to piss off Lucifer)
Asmo has no shame and is always in your arms
Beel won’t ask but melts when you do anyway
Belphie is a spoiled brat who likes making his brothers mad
Diavolo is stopped by Lucifer and barb
Barb never rests because he’s one fell of a butler
Simon only asks when your alone
Solomon is very sad and needs human comfort and also to just shove it the others faces because he’s the only other human there
Thirteen is very happy in your arms and kinda goes on her own without you even saying anything
Mephistopheles is... Mephistopheles
I have no clue what Raphael does (if you have any ideas please share)
And Luke reins supreme as an adorable child
MC will throw who ever is in their arms if Luke even looks like he wants cuddles and honestly so would I.
Why
WHY IS BARBATOS SITTING LIKE THAT
HE'S SO CUTE PLEASE
Im sorry but Diavolo's name being Diavolo is the same as english people naming their kids random greek words and you know The Demon King speaks some sorta horrible ancient dead demon language
I love the thought of Diavolo's parents just with a list of random english and spanish words like "ooh look at this one- iniquitous, It means "evil incarnate" so cute <3!"
Like they just straight up named thier kid Devil wtf is his dads name then? DIABLO?!?!?
i drawed the guy
"really should've read the fine print my friend"
Version one <3
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Version two <3
I finally made my own design for Sun+Moon instead of stealing one from an artist better than me hahaAHAAA- Aka I gave them one of those cat bells :)
I finally made my own design for Sun+Moon instead of stealing one from an artist better than me hahaAHAAA- Aka I gave them one of those cat bells :)
Barbatos watching Diavolo commit his 27th war crime this week pretending not to care
Unrelated to my blog but If you went back to Rome times and took a picture of some roman dude with your smartphone you could tell them you were a lesser god and that you own there soul now and they would totally believe you
I've seen loads of people theorise that Sun and Moon essentially have a panic attack continually switching between each other if they are in dim light, and ya thats a really funny to me too, but I have a maybe more realistic(?) idea on it~!
Headcanon: in dim lighting Sun and Moon have free choice over who gets to be activated at any given moment, but their AI inspects there situation and automatically decides who should be active~Â
(like if there's a kid full on sobbing Sun would most likely activate, but if that same child is known to prefer Moon then it would activate)
~but they more or less are able to switch at will, and can probably suppress each other,Â
Imagine: its naptime at the daycare but instead of the full naptime process going through the lights just dim while the daycare theme goes off, Sun, instead of reporting this or letting Moon do his job, instead chooses to keep playing and entertaining the kids, while Moon is like yelling at him in the background of his mind,,, And because all the kids in the daycare are so young a lot of them end up later falling asleep anyways, and then after naptime ends all of the kids are tired and/or sleeping so Sun ends up just 🧍 and doesn't know what to do