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We don't need bail money, we all know the second we get caught we're going in Barbatos' little bitch ass torture chamber </3

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

Love this, this is exactly what I was talking about. Get ready for my word vomit:

Diavolo spends so much of his time admiring the exoticness of humans and being enthralled in the majestic beauty of angels that he sees his own species as less than and hates that they can't act more like one of the former.

-So he tries to force it, even just more minor things like making demons stay in their "human looks" when we all know it would be infinitely more comfortable for them to not be, or more major thinks like fully removing the demons permission to go to the human world to do classic demon bullshit that they want to do by nature..

We don't get alot of into about the "student body" but when we do it's usually them being chaotic (as you'd expect from demons) and usually excited about whatever they're being subjected to, these are demons who don't really care about anything and are just looking for their next dopamine rush, but at the same time these demons, while being the most compatible with RAD ( willing participants ), are exactly the demons Diavolo doesn't respect, demons that "give in" to natural demon attitudes, they're destructive and just trying to have a good time, the only thing that use to be expected of demons..

And all of this is only amplified when you think about the fact that Diavolo himself acts like all the demons he claims to hold in such low regards, he's chaotic, he leverages his power over people to get them to do what he wants, he manipulates peoples emotions, and he's a little bitch, (among other things-)

All ot these are classic demon behaviors that Diavolo would look down on if any lesser demon partook in

( Also let's not even get into the ranking of "LESSER DEMON" like that is so fucking disrespectful- )

Diavolo's opinions on demons feel the same as a "foreign" child being made to learn about their own culture while living in America, (I would know I was that child), they don't understand why it would be important to their parents and teachers that their culture be preserved and at their age they don't care.. The difference is that Diavolo is the literal ruler of the same species he has this opinion of and he's a grown ass adult (presumably)

As the acting ruler he says his job is to oversee the devildom or something, make sure everything is running smoothly, and I don't know who told him this but they left out a major part,

Yes while it is his job to make sure all the demon don't decide to civil war on each other, his job is also to respect his citizens, you wouldn't expect this to have to be said would you? But please remember that Diavolo is a dumbass and an asshole.

He doesn't seem to understand or atleast respect the idea that a ruler should be the biggest advocator for the culture of the land, he thinks because he's the "strongest demon in the devildom" and he was given the title ruler that he has the right to impose his will on everyone and force them into boxes and make them play his games. And he fucking does because no one is stopping him!!

I also never respected his "wish" it seems childish and misinformed, my first thought when I heard it was "why would humans be involved," while it makes plausible sense that angels and demons have beef, adding humans to the mix seems completely pointless- Mc, upon arrival to the Devildom was confused, we're even given the choice to ask if we're dreaming, also demons feel the need to hide their demonness while 8n the human world, this implies that the general human public is NOT aware of the existence of demons and probably not aware of angels either, other than witches, sorcerers and general magic users- humans as a whole take no interest in demons

When Diavolo says he has humans that show interest in his little plan he's either lying out his ass or talking about magic users who either are trying to manipulate him or want easier access to hell.. If all of Solomon's pacts are any indication of what the wider human magic community think of demons- atleast that's what I read it as-

The Angels don't respect Diavolo, Michael probably thinks he's a joke, and they are right to do so, I think the angels agreed to the program for three reasons, to size the demons up ( if a war was to happen, how good are their chances of winning?), To spy on Lucifer and his brothers, and because humans were involved (I honestly don't think the angels would just sit back and watch as Diavolo ripped some defenseless human out of their home and make them stay in hell)

Also, DIAVOLO THE DEMONS DON'T NEED TO GET MEDICAL CHECKUPS THEY HAVE MAGIC THEY CAN PROBABLY HEAL THEMSELVES YOU FUCKIN-

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(sorry if this is all rambling nonsense, I can't translate my thoughts to words like fancy ppl like you- with your "screenshots" rip)

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

Simeon.. much like humans, has the overwhelming urge to pet any creature smaller than himself

Don't be surprised if you're sitting down and suddenly this guy just walks up to you and starts petting you with the same genuine affection you'd pet a dog or cat with..

It's the natural order.

(He use to do this with Luke but the little bastard bit him, amen)

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

The demon king and Barbatos are dating behind everyone's back

They were dating before Diavolo was born but had to break up because Dk had to choose between his Barb and his wife, he choose his wife

After she died and Diavolo was born Dk tried to go back to Barbatos but my he wasn't having any of that drama

But despite this Barbatos still kept in contact with him, cause well, even if they aren't fucking they're still really close (Barbatos refused to come to the castle)

The original reason Barb came to the castle was because after eons of cock blocking Dk he finally said yes, then he met Diavolo for the first time (Diavolo still being a child at this point)

After Barbatos became Diavolo's butler Dk was confused and lowkey upset but tried to get with with him like 6 second later, to which Barbatos said no

After seeing the lowkey child neglect that was going on Barbatos decided that they probably could never be a real couple like they once were, I mean, what if they have a baby? Would Dk treat them like shit too? Even if he did, wouldn't that be fucked up for Diavolo to see?

But turns out that no was a fucking lie, cause they did end up dating actually

Anyways that's my fanfic outline, straight from the Google doc

This post still haunts my dreams even after getting the """explanation"""

10/10

Mammon, after zoning out: My eyes are cold. *The Lion King song plays from Lucifer's room*

Thought this said "stop in front of a bitch to admire it" and I agreed oops-

Diavolo is the kind of person who will stop in front of a bench to admire it

I am a proud subscriber of the virgin Diavolo headcannon

I'd fucking bite you and scream like a feral cat but secretly appreciate it

@ everyone in the TMNT fandom

GUYS GUYS GUYS THERE'S A FUCKING PIZZA & CHEESE NECKLACE

Do you guys remember that one scene between Diavolo and Barbatos?

The one where Dia, after cool epic fuckary, was like "be honest with me, what do you think of my behavior" and Barbatos, much like a robot gave the auto answer "I think your great" or like smth?

Idk where specifically it's from but it's one of my favorite moments between them because of all the relationship dynamic implications, like the way Diavolo looked after after the fact? The way Barbatos bairly hesitated to answer?

It makes me think about how many times they've had that exact exchange, how many times Diavolo could of came to Barbatos for some sort of reprimand or guidance for anything other than his public reputation and how many times he was probably shut down

Honestly, seeing things that way makes me understand more why Diavolo prefers Lucifer to Barbatos, like-

I feel like Barbatos is constantly lying to him? Like there's no way in hell Barbatos is always just.. on his side?

To date I think there's only been maybe 2 cases of Barbatos evenly slightly against Diavolo? And one of them doesn't even count cause he was just stonewalling him (the silent treatment but it's his job to respond)

So ya anyways, Barbatos is a bad mother sorry

(I'll make an actual headcannon post for my Diavolo Barbatos non-sexual/ parent-child relationship ideas uhh eventually if enough ppl care lol)

Okay but, downside is I have to have friends to wear these :\

@ everyone in the TMNT fandom

GUYS GUYS GUYS THERE'S A FUCKING PIZZA & CHEESE NECKLACE

Thanks to the two ppl that liked this, honestly you guys are the only real ones

Why isn't "garfield's problematic hot takes" not the most used tag? Wtf

My favorite people in the community are the ones that just absolutely rip into all the boys like YESS GET HIS ASS FUCK HIM UP

I'm not visiting you in the hospital <3

Do you feel it? The burn?

Do you hear it? The screams?

You've forsaken them.

You have forsaken me.

Stop eating 50+ year old candy

I DO WHAT I WANT FART FACE <3

Oh and Barbatos' non existent childhood also gives us a reason why he'd give so much of himself to serve Diavolo

Anyways

Thinking about the implications of Barbatos never being a child...

Like this means there's never been a point in his life that he's been able to rely on anyone, never been tought or taken care of?

It makes me think about what his relationship with the demon king would be, like why he was originally at the castle when he and Diavolo met? Was it for business or something more personally

It also makes me really appreciate his connection and trust in Solomon, like Sol is probably the first person Barb has been able to really and truly relax around in a long time and I really love that (not to mention what that says about Solomon, is he smart enough to deceive our little Time Lord or has he genuinely managed to create a connection with him?)

Anyways this is just me finding a roundabout way to say I ship Barbatos x Demon King and I'm really mad that no one else See's what I see

You are going to die. Soon.

Does anyone even use the big store candy machines anymore?? I don't even see children getting candy from them at this point but they're still keeping them stocked for some reason

Thinking about the implications of Barbatos never being a child...

Like this means there's never been a point in his life that he's been able to rely on anyone, never been tought or taken care of?

It makes me think about what his relationship with the demon king would be, like why he was originally at the castle when he and Diavolo met? Was it for business or something more personally

It also makes me really appreciate his connection and trust in Solomon, like Sol is probably the first person Barb has been able to really and truly relax around in a long time and I really love that (not to mention what that says about Solomon, is he smart enough to deceive our little Time Lord or has he genuinely managed to create a connection with him?)

Anyways this is just me finding a roundabout way to say I ship Barbatos x Demon King and I'm really mad that no one else See's what I see

It's weird that people think the way that they talk

(British) "I need a new vase"

Like bro get the hell outta here with that just think it "vase" like a normal person you propagandized fuck

So like... is Mammon being the "second strongest" just a suggestion or what?

I can't look directly at this or I'll turn into a horny stone oops

Originally the SoloSim I was thinking of, but my patrons convinced me to tweak the idea a bit. The first time Solomon will provide a decent meal~

I named the villain Jekyll and the puppet Hyde just to pull a fast one on em

wow i forgot everyhing about fallen hero so i replaying book 1 now. really tempted to name the villain ratatouille

Herald makes me feel things, most of them are hate but also the fact that I know if I even tried to slightly get close to him I'll start liking the bastard makes me very insert negative emotion here

Dued- dude it's out

WAKE UP

originally i was gonn wait for fallen hero retribution to release but since it's gone back to "coming soon" rather than showing a specific time frame, I'm just gonna take a nap i think

Dude I think you're gonna get food poisoning don't eat that

Does anyone even use the big store candy machines anymore?? I don't even see children getting candy from them at this point but they're still keeping them stocked for some reason

Don't tell anyone I told you this but that candy has been there scince 1993

Does anyone even use the big store candy machines anymore?? I don't even see children getting candy from them at this point but they're still keeping them stocked for some reason

I judge Luke cause he apperantly plans his outfits based on the hats he wear but I base all my outfits around the pants I wear so honestly I'm just a massive hypocrite

I'm a big fan of the Sol x Asmo x Barb trouple it just makes sense

If Solomon doesn't deserve Mc that's implying that he's the ideal male form and I don't know how to feel about that

Pick your favourite Solomon ship⇾ x Asmo x Barbatos x Lucifer x Mammon x whoever else expect MC

Personally I dont prefer any i think they’re all cool depending on the context and how well its written but if i were to put it on a SCALE it’d be like this:

1- solomon - asmodeus

2- solomon - barbatos

3- solomon - simeon

4 - lucifer, mammon

i dont think mc deserves solomon TBH

This is about the "Diavolo isn't a himbo" post @midnightsunnyday He feels to me like he has no consistency, everyone reads him differently -

(More than the other characters, yes including Lucifer, ppl who hate Lucifer are usually aware of his “softer” character traits but choose to dislike his core personality, like me lol-). He's hyper intelligent, but he's a big dumby, but he's ~sexily seductive~ but he's a baby/manchild that is wildly incapable of taking care of himself without his malewife of a butler, but he's so “thoughtful” and """sees everything""". Barbatos sees him like a god apparently but he's such a dumbass-. All of these are true and contradictory traits that Dia shows throughout the events and main story (Events more so). He's a walking paradox, sometimes its jarring how he switches it up, so consistently. Do we remember how smooth he acted in the VR capture the flag event? (The one where Mc is the flag) all his “my dear” and smooth talking it came out of nowhere, I was pleasantly surprised but the way no other character was like "hey wait wtf?" No, they just act as if he's always acted like that, at least while he was being a menace they reacted even slightly naturally, but when he's just out of character they're just like, "ya there he is"

My theory is, Diavolo is a strangely multifaceted character in an anime dating game with 11 other characters. These other characters require their own characterization, you can't choose routes, so all of them have to be featured in every event. Speaking of- the events are short and to make this character fit in with these (surprisingly) equally multifaceted characters they pick out one of his character traits and flanderized it to hell and back for one event and pick another the next. But anyways ya I love him, what do you guys think?

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