This Is So Canon-

Sniper wtf- XD

Fine. If the most definitely not questionable soup will not work, I'll send him some definitely not questionable brownies.

*Sends questionable brownies*

-Person who sent the questionable soup

Sniper: I may be a pothead, but I ain't stupid. No way in hell am I gonna touch those.

Scout: I saw you eat a bug once.

Sniper: I knew what was in the bug. Also Demo gave me a twenty to do it.

Spy: First of all, you are disgusting. Second of all.. [dumps the brownies in the trash] We eat enough questionable things on this base, we do not need complete, faceless strangers sending us more questionable things to consume.

OMG I NEED THIS-

WANT ONE OF THESE STICKERS FOR FREE? JUST REBLOG THIS POST!!!

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Hey all! Thought I’d try to do a little promotional for my shop on Etsy, which, is currently only selling these stickers. But regardless!! I thought a good way to advertise would be a reblog contest.

One lucky P03 simping reblogger just has to reblog this post and they’ll be in the running! And on March 8th during the PM, I’ll randomly pick a reblogger from this post! And they’ll be the ones to get a free sticker (of course the shipping is free it wouldn’t be much of a prize if you had to pay for anything, would it? XP )

The only rule is one reblog a day. But other than that, good luck everybody!

This is so cute, I want what P03 and Y/N have

I'm curious to know what your P03 first kiss headcanons would be. As in, P03 giving someone their first ever kiss.

I have some ideas bestie

Sorry if this was short ^^'

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“...You seriously haven’t kissed someone before?”

P03 is rather taken aback at this, but not in an irritated sense. But he’s more surprised that you haven’t kissed anyone despite how affectionate and social you are. However, he is willing to show you at least an idea. 

It’s a difficult task as he can’t really kiss you considering it has no lips. The best P03 can do is to guide you through the process, placing your hands where they need to be and describing what to do in the best way he can.

“Okay, keep your hands here the whole time, don’t move them. Now just press your lips where my mouth is. Yes I know I don’t have a real one, the one on my screen.” 

There are certainly going to be some awkward moments, with a lot of adjusting and learning. However, those rough spots don’t necessarily take away the experience for him. If anything, it only makes it more memorable. 

P03 would never admit it, but he’s really giddy about stealing your first kiss.

I'm really sorry to hear about all that, I hope he gets better <3 please help if you can!!

‼️‼️‼️‼️ EMERGENCY ART COMMISSIONS; HELP PLEASE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

hi, i’m felix, i’m a 23yo neurodivergent + psychotic transmasc nonbinary person.

as of writing this (1:10am March 25th) my step dad is dying, and he probably won’t even make it to the 27th. he’s got esophageal cancer that has spread to his lungs and brain.

i’ve barely managed to claw my way out of the negatives after the banks messed up and put me $900 in debt, but I still need around $250 dollars to make my rent and phone bill this upcoming month.

i pay rent through my mom and i have to help support her through this because it’s extremely hard on her, this is her third time in 5 years she’s had to take care of a terminally ill loved one and i’m doing everything i possibly can to help her. you’d not only be helping me but my mom too.

please, even if you don’t or can’t commission me, please spread this around as much as you can. it would mean the world to me.

I'm curious to know anyone's voice headcannons for the scybes, please send them to me or reblog this post with them, I really wanna know

I LOVE THEM, YESSSSS!

They got married :]

Holy shit, I think you're onto something-

I wholeheartedly believe that P03 has been decapitated/killed before. Maybe by Leshy. Maybe even by one of the two other Scrybes.

Look…if someone is literally pulling your head off, you should be terrified, right?

So then, why does P03 not look scared…but angry?

Canon, all of it-

Some funny thing that I made

sorry for the slight spam, but i accidentally drew these two again and i know some of you nerds like this (i am nerds)

these two are traumatized gay old men and i love them, almost as much as i like giving them lore (trauma) and styles they didnt ask for