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đ¨The Rise of Skywalker Detailed Review and Spoilers Aheadđ¨
George Lucas:Â âIf the boy and girl walk off into the sunset hand-in-hand in the last scene, it adds 10 million to the box officeâ
The âfairytaleâ we got: A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, there was a curse of pain and death in a family that just went on and on. They were never able to break it and they all die, the end.Â
Well, you did it JJ, you little punkâŚyou ruined 40 years of cinema. A little girl probably around 6-7 years old who was with her grandparents at my theatre literally was crying as we exited. I guess this was the âfun and hopeful endingâ you were speaking of during the press tours. Are you on crack or something, or just sadisticâŚ.why would you promote it like that!? Did you forget Star Wars at its core is a story of hope, light, a fairytale in space for children? They did itâŚthey united Reyloâs and Fanboys through hate.Â
JJ you do realize tragical romances are only tragically romantic if there was romantic buildup? Romeo and Juliet married in secret, Anidala did as well and flirted in the fields. How was this supposed to be satisfying? A five-second beginning, middle, and end. How this went through multiple execs is beyond meâŚ. I would have understood if Reylo was Rianâs creation. BUT JJ LITERALLY was the one who told Rian to go forth with itâŚhe created Reylo so you canât say the last Jedi derailed things on that front. JJ wasnât brave enough for his own vision.
Okay, first things first. The OG trilogy was necessary, the prequels were necessary to set up that Vader did not start off bad. What was necessary about the sequels? They just dismantled everything the Skywalker family worked for. Why did we have to see ALL of our favorite characters die? Was the aim that a villain can only be redeemed through death? How original. Iâm convinced what they were planning for since force awakens was a journey from villain to heroâŚbut instead we got this a 10min redemption resulting in death a la Vader. Why call Adam Driverâs character a âDisney Princeâ?When did Happy endings become so controversial? We go to the movies to feel hope, to escape realityâŚGeorge Lucas understood that. JJâs trilogy is uninspired, bland and contributes nothing to the saga. It had the chance to define generations but no. Literal and utter garbage. Rian made some odd choices but he was bold, unafraid and had the vision. HE knew emotion was at the heart of Star Wars.
WHERE DID THE SKYWALKERS RISE? MORE LIKE RISE OF PALPATINE, HE BLOODY WON
BUT my problem is not with the ending, itâs the bloody entire movie. This movie made me realize that itâs not Reylo that I am a fan of, it was Ben, Leia, Han, Ani, Padme, and all those other characters. Iâm upset because this movie is not my Star Wars: of family, love and above all else hope. This is just a 2.5-hour video game with no emotions.Â
Okay, you will never ever convince me Palpatine was planned the whole time. This whole movie was retcon for the Last Jedi that pissed off the fanboys. Lucas films did not have an outline for the three films and Rian derailed whatever they wanted to doâŚ.except they didnât even tell him what they wanted! This should be a cautionary tale of why you need to plan. Kylo ainât bad, Snoke is goneâŚ.well pull out Palpatine I guess. This whole film is JJâs mad scrambling. Alright, I will humor you, tell me how Palpatine came back when he fell down a shaft and explodedâŚ.not *boom boom because of force*. The force in this movie is not canon George Lucas force, itâs just an easy out whenever JJ wants one.Â
1. Opening Crawl: As soon as I saw this I knew all the leaks were true, I wanted to bolt from the theatre. When I saw them in August I laughed cause it was so ridiculous it couldnât be true. How could Disney let a whole movie leak? The plot seemed like a bad fan-fiction. Actually, fanfics are way more true to lore. Anyway, so Palpatine âannouncesâ that heâs back. Is this the shrewd Chancellor Palpatine we know? Certainly, notâŚwhy in the world would he announce it rather than keep on the DL and just attack. Yo Palps ainât this dumb why would you let them (the resistance) prepare?? Because of plotâŚwell okay.Â
2. Did Last Jedi even happen: this film is the sequel to the force awakens, like TLJ never happenedâŚexcept itâs acting like there was some movie in between that JJ made. Okay, so why is Kylo trying to run Rey over with his tie fighterâŚhe doesnât really want to kill her. Itâs just meaningless action shots. And donât get me started on exposition, the dialogue: âhey look its the Knights of Renâ. Except they do nothing. Cool cool. Kyloâs character goes back to Force awakens era like no development had occurredâŚexcept heâs not even there heâs just messing around not even being a real villain. JJâs specialty is set-up and he does this beautifullyâŚ.but he can not wrap up and follow through.Â
3. Rose Tico: yup last Jedi never happened, she has nothing to do. She and Finn are irrelevant. Finn has reverted to being obsessed with Rey. Cool Cool. I honestly feel so bad for the lovely Kelly Marie Tran. How did you relegate a relatively big character into the sidelines?? Why introduce two new characters this late. Rose could have filmed in for themâŚbut alas we must snub Rian at every turn because thatâs just how petty JJ Abrams is. ( donât get me wrong Jannah was cool)
4. The Rise Of Poe Dameron: Finn has been relegated to a side character who does nothing and just yells âREY!â. It was a great setup, a stormtrooper who was force sensitive but doesnât want his life to be fighting for nothing. You could have explored trauma, the discovery of the light but nope nada. Tell me the point of his character journey. So flat and static.
5. Leia:Â Okay youâre telling me our Princess would give up on her son before he was born, just throw away her lightsaber and accept Benâs fate? Cool alright.
6. Mary Sue Rey: Ahh Rey this girl feels no emotion in this movieâŚjust like the audience. Sure sheâs trained but she can just do stuff with the âforceâ that even Jedi masters canât. Stopping a whole starship, something even Yoda could barely doâŚyup she can do it. Beat Kylo all the time except one, yup she can. Manipulate the force in mind-boggling ways, heal peopleâŚsure Luke couldnât but Rey certainly can. Cause she is the chosen oneâŚhell even Ani wasnât this talented and he had years of training. Poe and Finn have genuine connection, Rey just seems disjointed (totally understandable why)âŚbut if so the ending is even worse. She doesnât even find peace with her friends. Sheâs not realistic and human, like Luke and Leia were.Â
7. Kylo/Ben: I still maintain that he, other than Ani was the most nuanced character in the whole saga. His arc from Force Awakens to Last Jedi had progressed. How great that even someone from the legendary line of skywalker and solo could fall to the dark again. He wasnât flat, he was a tortured boy that was conflicted since the first movie. How great would it have been to see him as a conflicted supreme leader, which was set up in TLJ. But *gasps* a plot of his very own, no can do, this is the nature of JJâs crush on Rey and Daisy.Â
Disney released comics that made us sympathize with him, to see that all along he was manipulated by Snoke, and Palpatine the voices in his head. Neglected by those who were supposed to love him. Adam Driver was cast perfectly, he had almost no lines that werenât related to Reyâs charcater arc. If he were a woman Iâm sure everyone would be offended. That single lineâs delivery âDad-â
Come on Poe had more lines than him, and Driver according to JJ was half of the protagonist. He was pitched an arc opposite that of Darth Vader thatâs why he signed. Man JJ really did do everyone dirty.Â
8. Ben had no lines while redeemed other than âowââŚI am so sorry ADAM that this nasty ass JJ did this to youâŚthis part was 100% improv by Adam, I am willing to bet my life on it. You know why âowâ was brilliant? Cause it meant he felt pain and emotion, he was no longer hiding behind the hardness of Kylo REN. Adamâs performance as Ben left me speechless, he was convincing as Kylo, intimidatingâŚbut as BEN he shines in the way only Soloâs can. The way his eyes become determined once he accepts he must give his life, and he does so happily for the love of his life. His soulmate. Star Wars and JJ never deserved the talent that is Adam Driver.
9. They are supposed to be equals in the force yet they missed the opportunity to fight Snoke together. Tell me how they are equals. He existed only to further Reyâs plotline.Â
Oh and the other Jedi including Anakin whisper and help ReyâŚwhen his own grandson has been asking for help in distress for like 30years. Nice real nice.
10. Finally Reylo: it felt unearned cause there was no buildup, JJ just threw it in for kicks forgetting all the P&P parallels he was shooting for. An afterthought. Driver and Ridleyâs acting saved the day, they had no lines. Adam Driver is truly one of the finest actors. You could see the difference between Ben and Kylo in his subtle gesturesâŚthe sass was pure Han Solo. Â
11. And then the death: I wouldnât even say we won, but at what cost. We won in no way. Had he died fighting I would have understood, but this death was so unnecessary and put in just for the fanboys. Let me say again I would have been okay with death had it been justified. How is this any different than Vader x Luke. JJ can only copy not create. How crazy that you can just bring people back from the deadâŚAnakin is here like, am I joke to you? I could have brought Padme back say what???? What was the point of his whole fall to the dark. Iâm convinced JJ was on crack. Â
12. No Reylo theme song, no across the stars. 5 seconds! And then she moves on from losing her soulmate, half of her soul. She loses it over Chewie but nothing, no emotion not even a second over her other half. Seriously? No one ever knows Ben came backâŚnada. JJ set up Reylo, time and time again he has said that he crafted the story around the romance. He was left scrambling after Last Jedi and this was a last-ditch shock ending.Â
13. Last Jedi told us you donât have to come from a powerful family to be important. THE WHOLE thing was that you could be force-sensitive and be a nobody. Nobodies can become somebody. It inspired me, what a great message to young guys and gals. In the Last Jedi when she wants to see her family all she sees is herself and a shadow (Ben) who joins with her. Please do explain this JJ. And if this granddaughter thing was set up I would have had no problemâŚbut they pulled it from their asses. You can have nothing but mean something. But no pander to the fanboys. In the end, a Palpatine lived and all the skywalkers endedâŚ.and we are supposed to have hope. Palpatine really did win.Â
14. Reyâs biggest fear was ending up in the desert alone, we were told âthe belonging she seeks is ahead not behindâ and âthereâs someone who could still come backâ. They mentioned she felt just as alone with the resistance. Only the other half of her soul understood her. This is truly tragic and sadâŚI am so heartbroken for her. And donât tell me she isnât there to stayâŚthe soundtrack is called âa new homeâ. Enjoy the rest of your days being exactly where you started ReyâŚ.but hey at least you got a droid boo. Iâm convinced this is not the balance JJ envisioned in the first movie. At one point in TFA Rey looks up sees an old woman alone, scavenging in the desert. This rattles her to the core and it starts her journey of wanting a better, different life. I am so sorry Rey. Okay so you may say she has the resistance and her friendsâŚbut letâs consult the last Jedi. In the end when everyone is on the shipâŚRey is surrounded by friends yet looks more alone than ever. No one but Ben, maybe Luke, Leia, and Han understood her pull to the dark.
How sad that these two hopeless souls who had never known a moment of belonging and true love, found it for all but a few seconds.
I will quote:Â âpreventing female characters with strong, compelling narratives from experiencing love, intimacy, and affection is just as regressive as reducing them down to sexual accessories. Assumes that women must choose between a romantic interest and depth of characterâ
Men really can not write good female characters, can they? A woman really canât be a badass and end up with the love of her life
15. The Skywalkerâs and Redemption: How truly truly sad that Han and Leia gave their life for their son who also died at a young age. ALL the Skywalkers and Soloâs have a tragic end. This is not what George Lucas wanted. What a tragic way to end this sagaâŚthey werenât able to break the curse. AND to all those troubled kids out there that lashed out and made terrible mistakes in their youthâŚ.doesnât matter what you do dying is the only way out. You could have exiled him, made him pay in other ways. Nothing can be done to make up for your sins but death, no amount of good means that you can come home. To the young boys that get wrapped up in terror organizations, sorry the only way you can be redeemed is deathâŚdonât bother changing and coming back. They could have exiled him, had him start an academy with Rey for Jedi kids. He could have spent the rest of his days redeeming himself. Why tell us he was literally preyed upon, haunted, and manipulated as a child. Even in a fantasy world, a victim of mental illness and abuse can not catch a break. I am shocked that this is the message Disney sends us. Oh and yeah you can totally take on the Skywalker name for kicksâŚthe disrespect I swear
16. The worst bit is that I am 90% sure there was another ending that was scrapped. There was a promo shot of Jannah in a field, soft lighting, lush planet. It was exactly like P&P. Daisy Ridley said the lasts scene was known to only Her, Jannah on that panel (Driver was away). Convinced Jannah was looking at Rey and Ben starting a new life away from the desert which she and Luke hate so much. Hence the production of âA New Homeâ soundtrack. Hence why the âFarewellâ song played behind Reylo kiss was hopeful. Why Lukeâs soundtrack when he became part of the force was not triumphant. Why the death scene was sudden and cut weird and no sorrow from Rey. CAUSE THEY SCRAPPED THE ORIGINAL ENDING LAST MINUTE. Everyone knows JJ was still editing one month before. He just didnât have the guts, pandered to everyone and yet no one. He was successful in creating a beautifully filmed action-filled movie with none of the heart of Star Wars.
And then she goes and buries Anakinâs saber on freaking TATOOINE. He HATES Sand and Luke wanted to get away from there as soon as possible. Of course, a Palpatine would torture them that way. But nostalgia is the cash cow so. JJ can only generate nostalgia, not create original stories. IF he had any creativity she would have buried it at Padmeâs grave.
The fanboys say âleave the romance for the romance moviesââŚ.have you seen the original trilogy or the prequels? Star Wars has always had hope and romance entwined with it.Â
17. đłď¸âđ REP: JJ promoting the shit out of it when it was a two-second kiss that you could miss if you blinked. Beyond disrespectful.
SO AFTER 40 YEARSâŚPALPATINE WINSâŚHIS BLOODLINE LIVES ON
âŚand people thought the prequels were badÂ
JJ you also said that your goal was for people to come out of the movie feeling more hopeful and happy then they went inâŚyet here I am. My roommate literally had to console me and buy me ice cream. I am just so numb. I am sure the casual fan will enjoy this, as seen from the rotten tomatoes ratings. I think the critics were too generous with this one,Â
Star Wars is very simple at its core, Good vs Bad and Dark vs Light. The kids are expected to understand that a Palpatine being the only one who lives is hopeful? That is the conclusion of three generations of Skywalker sacrificeâŚ
This is how the Skywalkers are rememberedâŚIn Tragedy and Curse??
You know I am slightly surprised by everyoneâs reactions to the recent developments in the manga, on Yonaâs decision to go back to the castle. I mean as a person who has read many many stories, I personally thought that the story was always going to be headed in this direction. Suwon, Yona, and Hak were always headed towards a confrontationâŚand what better place to do it, then the emotionally fraught environment of the Castle? Suwon and Yona both have the same goals and that is to protect their countryâŚ.with Yona and her Dragons now having gained more popularity in the countryâŚit puts Suwon and his administration in a bad spot. SuwonâŚdoesnât seem to care about this, he seems to be of the mindset that since she survivedâŚall of it, he isnât going to chase her to her death, he wants her to keep on living faraway because truth is he once cared/s? for herâŚ. but Keishuk his advisor on the other hand, certainly isnât going to let this slide. He has witnessed how powerful the dragons are, the strength and intelligence of Hak..on par with Suwon it seemsâŚ.and he isnât going to let them go. For if they once again get taken by an enemy countryâŚtheir going to be huge threat. So Keishuk has essentially narrows it down for them in three choices: be chased down by other countries, be chased down by their own country, or choose to become allies since they have the same goal anyways. Its easy to argue that they could keep doing what they were doing before, but truth is its not that simple anymore. They have become well known and with that comes people that are now going to be gunning for them.Â
So for me seeing all this, Yonaâs choice to become allies with SuwonâŚeven though she knows Keishuk is essentially up to no good, and isnât going to make this favorable for them in anywayâŚeven then, her choice is still a logical one. Afterall, she was the one who was kidnapped. She has witnessed firsthand that no matter how strong she becomes, there may still be another stronger, crueler opponent. She doesnât want her little family to be put through this again and again afterall at the momentâŚshe is the weak link and thus will be targeted to control the dragons and Hak. Honestly this decision shows the height of her character development. Sheâs become more level headed and more willing to take the realities of life into account. Its great to be idealistic and happy but if you canât face the realities of life down your going to be let down really fast. Honestly, her actions are almost on par with SuwonâŚsheâs willing to work with her greatest enemy to keep them safe. But the difference is although her goal is to help her country, unlike Suwon, she wonât discard her family to do the job. I think..that this is going to be Suwonâs character development arc (along with Hakâs) because he could really stand to learn something from Yona.Â
A lot of you seem thrown of by Yona not listening to Hakâs feelings on her decision but thats not actually what sheâs doing. It more like she has considered what is the worse optionâŚHak getting killed trying to save her if she gets taken again by a powerful country or Hak emotionally suffering going back to their home where they were betrayed. And thus here her choice becomes obvious because she loves Hak, sheâll do anything to protect him along with the dragons, and so even if he canât bear it..she will because this time she has to keep him safe. Many people are also arguing that its almost more dangerous for her to walk into Keishukâs games so easilyâŚbut its obvious this is the less dangerous option for them considering she knows Suwon has let them live out of his guilt, the dragonâs are at their most powerful at the castle, and lastly if their in the public eye Yona has some power to change the course of events.Â
But aside from all these fantastic wonderful plotlines now converging. and weâre all on the edge of our seats waiting to see what will happenâŚthere is one other plot element that is still unresolved. And thatâs the prophecy that was given early on. The prophet guy, Yunâs guardian ( iâve forgotten his name since its been so long) essentially said that Yona needs to gather 3 elements: the dragons, a shield, and a sword. I donât think Zeno is meant to be the shield here even if he is one as the dragon. I personally think the shield is and has always been Hak. And I think weâre headed in a direction where SuwonâŚis going to be the sword. I think that despite all that has happened Suwon and Yona are going to have to become allies and work together if they want the country to go in the directions they have wanted. I donât think Yona is ever going to forgive Suwon, they can never return to what they were, Yona will never care for him againâŚbut I think she has now become level headed enough to see past what he did to her and work with him long term for their countryâs sake, and for our previously emotional little princess this is a HUGE moment. It also differentiates her from her father, King Il who could not see past his grief and negated the importance of weapons and an army to keep his country, his family safe, essentially leading to its downturn. Our princess Yona will use whatever she can, to survive, to keep HER family safe. As for how i think Suwon will be the sword? I think thatâs going to be because he will need to take preemptive action to keep Yona and the Dragons safe. Heâs going to need to take the offense, striking down on what could become a threat, and that in element represents the sword. Kind of like how Hak is the shield, protecting Yona from all that comes her way. Anyways I think Akatsuki no Yona is as fabulous as ever and Iâm at the edge of my seat waiting to see the showdown, between Yona and Suwon, Hak and Suwon, the dragons and Suwon, the outmaneuvering their going to have to do against Keishuk. And also we all know we need a final confrontation between Hak and Yona that needs to air out much of the doubts Hak still holds in his heart; that Yona still trusts Suwon and maybe loves Suwon a little and whether Yona actually loves him as she said in her confession. Weâre finally approaching the most emotional arc in AkaYona ever, where much is going to go down and I canât wait.Â
Imagine being a man like⌠the bar to be a man is so low⌠literally if you like brush your hair and cut your toenails sometimes & put like the tiniest effort into being nice then Youâre A Keeper!:) but being a woman requires like bending over backwards and never getting upset and never being too emotional and always being available when needed and never being too sexual but never a prude and hours of makeup and clothes and effort like to be an attractive woman you have to be absolutely perfect but to be an attractive man you barely have to do anything! to be considered a good dude all you have to do is Not Hate Women and be somewhat nice to them and even THAT is too difficult for some men!! Iâm upset
âIf you have a dream, donât let anyone take it away and always believe that the impossible is aways possibleâ Selena Quintanilla
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here is my valentineâs day contribution
For those followers who are curious what Iâm watching lately bc I canât edit my theme bc tumblr - Dororo (Precious samurai boy) - Xie Wang Zhui Qi (Demonic King x Good for nothing Young Miss) - Meng Qi Shi Shen (Food Goddess, Jiayao x Chunyu when?) - Tong Ling Fei (Psychic Princess will be back next month) - Huyao Xiao Hongniang s7 (will start on March) Watched recently and will make gifset. I just need more time. - Oushitsu Kyoushi Haine movie - The Outcast - Huyao Xiao Hongniang s1-s6
Yeah, all of them has long haired bishies in their main cast. Donât ask why bc you know why. Iâm probably busy lately but Iâll try my best to at least reblog(mostly Mo Dao Zu Shi) so youâll know that Iâm still alive.
You can talk to me about these series and characters if u want. Just drop an ask.
This is the Guillermo Del Toro of Dreams Come True.
Reblog so all your dreams become a reality.
But is the cat okay? Where is itđ°
I woke up less than an hour ago to hissing and barking. I then heard my bluetick coonhound jump down from the bed and felt the tabby cat run up my spine and sit on my head. (Normally, my dog and cat will compete for bed real estate to be closer to my face/head. Usually, it is a rather quiet event. ) The dog was still agitated, and I told her in a half-mumble to go to her crate. She didnât. She kept barking as the cat hissed and jumped to the window sill. I then turned on my lamp that was almost knocked down in the process to see just what was going on.
âIt is early morning, damnit! I want to get some sleeeeeeeepoooooooholyshit!â
My cat was not a cat. It was a large scared raccoon.
The Rules: This is a (by no means fully inclusive) rec list of some of my favorite reylo fanfics published or updated in 2018. Please note that the list is ordered by last update date.Â
Head over feet by @ever-so-reylo: âIs it working, for you?â Maybe it comes out a little needy, but Rey tells herself that itâs only because of how low she has to pitch her voice to talk to him. âOr do you maybe want to fake-break up?â Ben doesnât answer for a second. Then, just as Doctor Phasma takes the mic to thank the speaker and ask the audience if anyone has questions, Rey hears him say, âNo. No, I donât want to fake-break up.â
Embers by @sciosophia: âMe and Ben wereâŚa long time ago. Itâs nothing. Benâs nothing. Heâs just a guy.â Just a guy. Poeâs childhood friend; a lobbyist; someone who could run marathons in less than four hours. These were the labels sheâd reduced Ben down to; boxes to compartmentalise him in, entirely separate from their relationship. ]
Hypothermia by Lucidlucy:Â âYou hardly find me repulsive, little desert rat,â he said with honey on his tongue, a term that used to once make her blood boil but that she now acknowledged as a warped version of an endearment from Kylo Ren. âOr need I remind you of Takodana?â
Ceremony by LuxLush: An uncharted planet in the Unknown Regions. An ancient ritual stumbled upon by two outsiders. A Sith Temple. Blood, sex, passion, power. A binding even stronger than a Force Bond. A binding that, if broken, leads to catastrophic consequences.
User Not Found by violethoure666:Â Itâs not Reyâs fault that her computer literally never works, but tell that to the grumpy IT guy who never leaves the basement. This was my excuse to write witty online banter and desk sex.
There Will Always Be Hope by Killing_Me_Softly: He pocketed the note and peered into the woven basket set on the floor in front of him. He tried to mask his surprise. It was a child. Or more accurately, a very young infant. Only a tiny sleeping face and a few wisps of dark hair were visible underneath the layers of swaddling.
The Rebel Side of Heaven by @jeenonamitâ: âI could teach you,â Rey says, very matter-of-fact. âWhat itâs all about, I mean. What to do.âBen stares at her blankly for a long moment, her meaning clearly not registering.When he finally does get what sheâs saying, his reaction is immediate and explosive.âWhat?â he sputters, eyes wide. (In which Ben Solo is an awkward virgin, Rey is a friend who offers to teach him about sex, and nothing goes according to plan.)Â
sharp-dressed man by @audreyii-fic:Â Kyloâs stuff keeps getting shipped to Reyâs apartment, and the resultant miscommunications threaten to destroy their lives â or, you know, at least their summer.Also Kylo wears a suit and Rey is thirsty.Utterly pointless smut garbage.Â
Convergence by dietplainlite: Rey and Ben are on a mission to visit an ancient temple of the Force during an important astronomical event. But first, thereâs a tiny hotel room, and a tiny bed.
Once, Twice (Always) by dietplainlite:Â Jedi dropout Ben Solo gets roped into a smuggling mission for the Resistance. Heâs surprised at how easy it is to pull off, but his quarry may be even more valuable to bounty hunter and fellow dropout Rey.
Left Handed Kisses by @ever-so-reylo:Â âYouâre everything,â she thinks he tells her the moment before her brain snaps black from exhaustion. Or maybe sheâs just imagining it. A modern AU in which Rey is an Assistant District Attorney working for Leia and Ben is an evil (?) criminal defense lawyer.
Feel free to add in your personal recommendations in the comments!
âHave you ever been in love?â Emma and Hook climb the beanstalk (2x06)
âI donât mean to upset you, Emma, but I think we make quite the teamâ Hook and Emma knock out the giant (2x06)
âI canât take a chance Iâm wrong about youâ Emma leaves Hook on the beanstalk (2x06)
Emma and Hook fight beside the portal (2x09)
âIf I had to pick dead guy of the year, Iâd pick youâ Emma visits Hook in the hospital (2x12)Â
âYou and I, we understand each otherâ Emma tries to convince Hook to stay (2x22)
 âMaybe I just needed reminding that I couldâ Hook returns to help (2x22)
Hook gives Emma Nealâs cutlass (3x01)
Emma and Hook share a coconut (3x03)
âPerhaps youâre the one who couldnât handle it?â The first kiss (3x05)
âIt was what the kiss revealedâ Hookâs secret in Echo cave (3x06)
âWhen I win your heartâŚâ (3x07)
Saving Hook from the Shadow (3x07)
âThereâs not a day will go by I wonât think of youâ âGoodâ Hook and Emmaâs goodbye (3x11)
Hook shows up on Emmaâs doorstep (3x11)
Hook crashes Emmaâs date (3x12)
âDid you miss me?â Emma drinks the potion (3x12)
âYou mean the monkey you were gonna marry?â (3x13)
âIf it can be broken, it means it still worksâ (3x14)
Hook talks with Emma about Nealâs death and offers to help Henry (3x16)
Emma asks Hook to watch Henry and they flirt (3X17)
Emma uses magic to steal his hook (3x18)
âYou can see a future hereâ Killian tries to convince Emma to stay (3x20)
âKillian, come back to meâ Emma saveâs Killianâs from drowning (3x20)
âNever thought Iâd see one of those⌠a smileâ Killian thanks Emma for saving him (3x20)
âOne of these dayâs Iâll stop chasing after that womanâ Killian follows Emma through the portal (3x21)
âWe both know Iâm his typeâ Emma flirts with past Hook (3x21)
âPick a partner who knows what heâs doingâ Emma and Killianâs first dance (3x21)
âYouâre depriving me of a dashing rescueâ Killian finds Emma escaping the dungeon (3x22)
Killian comforts Emma after Snowâs âdeathâ (3x22)
Emma and Hook in Goldâs vault (3x22)
âYou traded your ship for me?â Killian and Emma get together (3x22)
âYou want to go home and see whatâs on Netflix?â Killian tries to get Emma to talk (4x01)
Emma and Killian cuddle after she escapes the ice cave (4x02)
âEveryone Iâve ever been with is deadâ Emma opens up (4x03)
Emma asks Killian out (4x04)
Killian picks Emma up for their first date (4x04)
âIâd love to know more about your beginningsâ Looking through Emmaâs childhood things (4x05)
âWounds that are made when weâre young tend to lingerâ Emma and Killian talk about their childhoods(4x06)
âI just wanted to be a better man for youâ Killian calls Emma to save her from Goldâs plan (4x08)
âIâm a fan of every part of youâ Killian realizes Emma is safe (4x09)
âIâm not a tearful goodbye kiss kinda personâ Killian and Emma say goodbye before the curse of shattered sight (4x10)
Killian breaks through Goldâs control to warn Emma (4x12)
Emma puts Killianâs heart back in his chest (4x12)
Opening daily routine montage (4x13)
âIâm gonna choose to see the best in youâ (4x14)
âDonât you know Emma? Itâs you.â Killian reveals his happy ending (4x16)
âYou have your parents, Henryââ âYou.â What Emma has to live for (4x20)
âI like when people find their good hearts along the wayâ Killian and Emma talk on the shore (4x21)Â
Emma teaches Deckhand Hook to fight (4x23)
Deckhand Hook dies in the alternate Storybook (4x23)
Killianâs alive when they return to the real world (4x23)
Emma tells Killian she loves him for the first time (4x23)
âThis has to be her choiceâ Killian keeps Emma from killing Merida (5x01)
âJust because Iâm the Dark One doesnât mean we canât still be togetherâ Dark Swan shows Killian their house (5x02)
Camelot dance like ethereal king and queen of the fairies (5x02)
Kissing Hook to make the demons go away (5x02)
âCome on love, letâs sail awayâ Hook comforts Emma as sheâs seeing Rumpelstiltskin (5x04)
Killian and Emma spy on Henry flirting with Violet (5x04)
Killian takes Emma on a horseback ride to a field of Middlemist flowers (5x04)
âBring her home to meâ Killian gives Emma Liamâs ring (5x07)
âYouâre more than the Dark Oneâ Dark Swan saves Killian from Arthur (5x08)
âAll sins can be forgiven when someone loves youâ Killian tells Emma about his rings (5x08)
Emma heals Killianâs wound after he saveâs them from Arthur (5x08)
âThe futureâs nothing to be afraid ofâ Killian asks Emma to move in with him (5x08)
âThatâs not enough for meâ Emma save Killian by turning him into a Dark One (5x08)
âWe can do thisâ Dark Hook and Dark Swan send each otherâs demons away (5x10)
Dark Swan gives Excalibur to Dark Hook (5x10)
âThatâs the man I want you to rememberâ *Sword through the heart and youâre to blame* Emma kills Killian (5x11)
âI will find youâ Emma heads to the Underworld (5x11)
Emma tries to communicate with Killian at his gravestone (5x12)
âWhen you love someone, you know.â Killian sends Emma a message by saving Megara (5x13)
âI told you to let me goâ Emma saves Hook from the river of lost souls (5x14)
âKnocked the handsome out of meâ âNo oneâs that powerfulâ Emma heals Killian (5x15)
âPerhaps I do deserve saving after allâ Killian agrees to come home (5x15)
âLove is worth itâ Snow tells Emma saving Killian was worth the risk (5x17)
Emma tries to give Killian her heart (5x20)
âThatâs true loveâ Emma and Killian pass the True Love test with True Loveâs Tackle (5x20)
âWeâve already had more time than we were ever meant toâ Killian and Emmaâs elevator goodbye (5x20)
Emma reads the story of her and Hook, Hook uses the book to help her (5x21)
âI miss youâ Emmaâs goodbye at Killianâs grave (5x21)
Killianâs resurrection (5x21)
Lift kiss and the first peaceful âI love youâ (5x23)
The couch scene (6x01)
Emma watches Killian play with Ashleyâs daughter (6x03)
Hook and Henry sword fight with sticks (6x03)
âI have a closet full of red leather jackets I feel like I can make some space for black leatherâ Emma asks Killian to move in (6x03)
âI would have done the exact same thingâ Killian confesses he kept the shears (6x06)
âNow remember who you areâ Story time with Killian (6x07)
âI just really desperately need to kiss youâ Killian distracts Emma (6x12)
âItâs just you and meâ Proposal number 1 (6x13)
âIâm trying to get home to youâ Seashell call (6x15)
âThereâs one thing I want you to be certain of: that I will always, always be by your sideâ Proposal number 2 (6x17)
âIâm just⌠happyâ The pancakes scene (6x18)
âAfter tomorrow, thereâll be no getting rid of meâ Operation Best Man (6x19)
A Happy Beginning- The Wedding (6x20)
âWe fought for our love and we wonâ Killian and David talk by the beanstalk (6x21)
The final shot in the bug (6x23)
Emma watches Hook teach Henry to fight (7x02)
Emma and Killian say goodbye to Henry (7x02)
The final shot of Emma and Killian and Hope (7x23)
Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it and happy holidays! We return after a long break with the first chapter of the long anticipated second volume of Clock Rabbit. Many thanks to Straydog12 and Spicy-Diamond, we wouldnât have managed to finish this release in time without their hard work. :)
Enjoy your bunny overload, and thanks for reading.~
Title:Alice in the Country of Hearts ~Afternoon Tea With the Clock Rabbit~ Artist:Fujimaru Mamenosuke Pairing:Peter x Alice
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Another release! Wow, that was fast lol.
Technically this one-shot doesnât have a title but a bunch of us in the scanlation group agreed that it should be called, âAlice tries to troll Nightmare and instead awakens the sexy beast: part 2âł in honor of itâs spiritual prequel.
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master and maid
BONUS!
butler and maid
master and lady
Manga recommendation:
Mangas with Alice in Wonderland motifs- Official arts
Gaitou Alice, Snow White and Alice, Pandora Hearts
Alice in Borderland, Alice in Wonderland anthology, Are you Alice?
Kakei no Alice, Ore Alice, Heart no kuni no Alice series,Â
COULD YOU PLEASE RECOMMEND ME ANY OR MAKE ME A LIST OF YANDERE SHOUJO/JOSEI MANGA I WILL LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Of course, sweetie! Now, letâs see what I can rememberâŚ
Hadashi de Bara wo Fume ~ Completed. Personally, I loved this one. The âVillainâ being the yandere.Â
Risou no Kareshitachi ~ Completed. This is a single chapter manga (45 pages) with a possessive male yandere.Â
Cheese in the Trap ~ Ongoing. This Manga has had a brief yandere encounter with a sub plot character but the main male character is showing many yandere signs.Â
Conflict Lover 4 (The Crown of Thorns) ~ Completed. This is the fourth and last story in the âConflict Loverâ series and 55 pages long. Incestuous relations, possessive brother. Â
100% Perfect Girl ~ Completed. This manga does have attempted suicide and dub-con (if i remember correctly)Â
Atashi wa Sore wo Gaman Dekinai 2Â ~ Completed. This is the second story in this collection, 40 pages. Lovesick teacher.
Haou Airen ~ Completed. I would class this manga as yandere, perhaps borderline if I remember correctly.This manga does contain mature content and non-consensual themes.Â
Gold (FUJITA Kazuko)Â ~ Completed. Mixed feeling about this manga. It does possess some yandere characters. I believe there is some non consensual parts.Â
Desire Climax ~ Completed. I put this one here because if I remember the lead male was quite possessive. Graphic scenes if i remember, there is non con.
Metronome ~  Ongoing. I havenât caught up with this one in a whilst and it may not be fully âromanticâ, it does have a yandere obsessed with the heroine who is said to be âcursedâ as everyone who confesses their love for her dies.
These are the only ones I can remember at the moment. Iâm sorry if they arenât the sort of reading material youâre looking for, sweetie, but I do hope some meet your yandere needs. Happy reading!â¤ď¸â
Plz Roger, help a girl outđđ
Introduction:
Are you attracted to that reserved, polite, politically-correct and emotionally disciplined Virgo woman? She appears reserved, but she can be quite a chatter box too. She is polite but if you hurt her ego, she can sting like a bee. And emotionally- disciplined? Thatâs a mere masquerade. She is as emotional as the next girl, but believes intensely in hiding her emotions. With a hint of lethargy and a tinge of Nosey Parker, the Virgo womanâs personality has almost all shades of the spectrum.
How to identify a Virgo woman in a crowd?
My estimate says 60% of Virgo women are aggressive and 40% are passive. It is not difficult to identify them in a crowd. Almost all of them like to talk a lot and speak at the speed of lightening, just like Aquarius women. When it comes to fitting maximum words in one breath Virgo women can give Aquarian females a run for their money. I have also noticed that Virgo women like to gossip and sometimes they seem to mind other peopleâs business more than their own.
Compared to their male counterpart they are quick at making friends and are usually very social. However, there are about 15% of Virgo women who are reserved and introverted.
While observing them, I realized that they are extremely sharp and very quick on the uptake. Depending on their mood they can be quite witty and funny too. They seem to have an uncanny way of matching the wavelength and thought process of a man, which makes them more compatible with men. Virgo women have a lot of male friends.
What is her approach to life?
A Virgo woman can undoubtedly be both realistic and practical but she is governed by her moods and the extent of her practicality largely depends on that. She is less emotional and sentimental but more sensitive. This could be another reason why she has more male friends. She is also dreamy and idealistic.
She finds it easier to follow than lead. Although she has a strong opinion about everything she is comfortable at following rather than leading. This could also be because of fear of failure, in which case she wouldnât want to take the responsibility.
Is there something more to her persona?
Yes, there is! A Virgo woman is a stickler for punctuality. She cannot abide late comers and her patience runs low when she is waiting for someone. Although not short tempered, she can let her lid fly when her expectations are not met with⌠especially about things she cares. According to me, she would score an nine on ten for punctuality.
Her ambitious drive is well backed with a hard working spirit. Given her analytical mind, she knows that nothing can be achieved without sincere efforts. However, when it comes to work or relationship, she is quite conservative in her attitude and you may have a difficult time to get her to accept new ideas.
How is she when in love?
Hmm⌠before I answer that one let me tell you what love is for a Virgo woman. There is only one definition of love for her⌠true, pure and exclusive. She will not tolerate passing affairs or insincere feelings. Once her heart is set on something, she will move with a determined gait to achieve it. But let not all this talk of determination and ambition make you think she is masculine. No ways! This one is a complete woman and a strong one at that.
While courting her you will have to keep a lot of things in mind. Firstly, etiquettes⌠this lady is a classic nit-picker when it comes to mannerisms and social behaviour. She will watch you with a hawkâs eye and will be satisfied only if you match up to her rather high standards of decorum. Secondly, underplay⌠she dislikes loud and brash behaviour, especially if it is about love. Public display of love is a big no-no with her. So keep it simple and subtle and of course genuine. And throw in plenty of charm and before long you will be humming the Jackson classic âThe girl is mineâŚâ
How is she in various relationship roles?
A Virgo woman can be extremely dependable and responsible as a daughter, provided she has had a happy childhood. She will remain devoted to her parents if she has been properly raised and looked after.
As a wife, she will excel in her duties as she takes her responsibilities very seriously. With a Virgo woman fora wife you will have no complaints about love and devotion. Moreover, she is also an excellent home maker. Since she likes to be in control she regards her home as her castle and does everything in her power to protect it. Also, being in charge at home she gets to do what she pleases. I have also found many Virgo women enjoying housekeeping duties and other related chores like cleaning,cooking, gardening, etc.
Being dedicated in every sense of the word, Virgo women prove themselves to be genuine friends. They usually wouldnât have a huge circle of friends, but the ones that they do befriendâŚtheyâd hold them very close to their heart.
The V I R G O woman
She is slow and steady; all things persistent and consistentâ and like a flower she will bloom into something remarkable, if you let her.
She is a lover of simple pleasures and little treasures. She plays attention to every note, and a sweet melody plays in her mind. She is a rarity to find; Mozartâs last untouched symphony left behind.
Thoughts on Virgo women?
Pros: conscientious, discerning, organized (even if itâs organized chaos), does things ârightâ
Cons: can come across as aloof, narcissistic, anal-retentive, control-freaks
Liz Greene describes Virgo women as such:
âIf youâre looking for the perfect secretary/housekeeper, you should probably go and find yourself some other sign. The main gift of the Virgo woman is her intelligence, not her tidiness. If you find the compulsive housebound type of Virgo who dusts three times a day, then youâre courting trouble, because youâve got yourself a Virgo who uses rituals to hide from some pretty explosive emotions.
There are plenty of Virgo women about who take an interest in their homes and like a beautiful, orderly environment. But what really matters to her is good taste, subtlety and understanding, and she has a keen wit about people and life. There are catches, of course. The Virgo woman can be terrifyingly self-contained, and itâs often difficult for her to be âmarriedâ in the deeper sense of the word. Thereâs a quality about the Virgo woman which is psychologically untouchable, and if you try to invade that private, secret self youâre likely to get the same reaction as if you tried physical assault.
Virgo women arenât the clinging, needy type. More often theyâre Amazons who show a frightening degree of capability and efficiency, either on a physical level or a mental one - and sometimes on both. Bad luck if you want to be the Sun around whom a happily reflecting Moon-partner orbits.
The Virgo woman has her own ideas and opinions, and a profound need to communicate them. Some Virgo women talk so much that it can make you cover your ears and begin screaming just to make the sound stop. It may not be the famous Virgo criticism, either. It may be all about the latest book sheâs read, or the problem she had to solve in her programming work, or the person sheâs lately been taking apart and analysing psychologically.
If youâre after the beautiful, silent type, forget it. Virgo women also have an infuriating propensity to question your knowledge. Tell her something and sheâll ask for the source, complete with footnotes. Virgos donât really believe anyone else until the definitive reference work becomes available. Itâs hard to be more knowledgeable than a Virgo, because they soak up knowledge like a sponge soaks up water. This can do wonders for your intellectual scope and horrors for your ego.
Some Virgo women are Earth-mothers, and the signâs sensitivity expresses itself through a love of nature and a healing and skilful touch with all crafts. And that need to be useful attracts many Virgos into the helping professions, from nursing to dietetics to psychology and psychiatry to alternative healing of all kinds.
Virgoâs real warmth and sparkle take time to emerge from behind the apparent coolness and detachment. Itâs hard for the Virgo woman to be spontaneous. Often she can only show love by doing practical things for her loved ones. Intense emotions are frightening, and can only be expressed in an atmosphere of trust. Break that trust and youâll get the sarcastic, cutting edge of the Virgo tongue, which can be lethal because sheâs been observing with minute care all the weaknesses that you were certain no one noticed. Virgo women have a disconcerting habit of spotting the carefully hidden frayed cuff and the nervous twitch you thought you were controlling. They observe minutiae because the vast spectrum of life is best reflected in the small. Virgos take pride in their skills and want respect for their accomplishments.
This woman radiates a mysterious aloofness which may sound like, âKeep Out!â but really means, âWelcome, but respect my separateness.â The Virgo woman makes an art of being her own person. She wonât adore you blindly. More likely sheâll love you for your imperfections, because sheâs a compassionate realist and likes feeling useful and needed. This can terrify you into running very quickly in the opposite direction (if your vanity matters that much to you). Or it can be a wonderfully cooling and inspiring experience to actually be your ordinary human self.â
Hope this helped!
She is that kind of girl that know exactly how you are feeling when you donât even say a word. For her just a look itâs enough to guess.
She is that type of girl that know when you are lying right to her face but would never tell you because for her fighting over those things are useless, yet she will remember this when fighting with you.
She is the type to know all your flaws and fall in love with you even more after knowing them, even if you think there are things about yourself that are unlovable for her they are what makes you and she loves that. In her eyes those details are as beautiful as you.
She is that type of girl that always get you the right presents in special occasions, just because she knows all your tastes without you ever telling her.
She is the type that listen to any music without caring about the genre. For her, music itâs music independently of itâs type, singer or language. If she likes, she listen. Simple like that.
She is that type of girl that thinks a lot but talks a little, that feels a lot but show just a little. For her showing emotions itâs a definably a no-no. Her feelings belongs to her and only her, yet if youâre someone close to her she doesnât mind sharing a little of information but not too much.
Be sure of what you want before going for this girl. She is not an easy task.
She is the sun and the moon, the pouring rain and the peace. All of this at the same time. Dealing with her itâs a daily struggle.
She is a critical girl not only with you but with herself too, donât expect her to say what you want to hear but expect her to say what you need to hear in the sweetest way possible.
She is the type to caught everyoneâs eyes without even trying, something just shine about her. With lovely eyes that are a mix of sweetness and mysterious at the same time you find yourself wanting to know her. And trust me, this is one of the best decisions youâre going to make in your whole life.
She is a box full of surprises, you think you know her but she is like a different season everyday. Just unpredictable. Someone you canât read just because she doesnât want you to.
She is naturally reserved, donât try to push her because she will send you off immediately. You need to know when to give her space and when to pressure her to say whatâs going on in that beautiful mind of her. You need to know how to read between the lines because
She is the type to say âGo away! I donât need you! Iâm okayâ when in reality sheâs saying âPlease donât leave! Iâm breaking. Itâs not okayâ
She is the type that is all feelings but can control them really well, however her head itâs out of her control.
She is the type of girl that never stops thinking or worrying about something. Her brain itâs like a machine and never rest, so pretty often she has so many things on her mind and she thinks she may be going crazy. Yet she will never let it show. You canât really know what sheâs thinking and itâs frustrating because she know what youâre thinking before you even open your mouth. She can get to know you without even trying while you only get to know what she chooses to show you. Itâs not on purpose though,
She is the type of girl that watches everyone and everything. She may not say it, but she did notice that new hairstyles of yours or your new shirt.
She is that type of girl that is delicate with soft features that gives you a feeling of peace even if you know that sheâs actually a hurricane.
She is a mess yet she wants everything to be perfect.
She is smart yet she loves stupid jokes.
She is beautiful yet she thinks sheâs not good enough.
She have many sides and you canât choose which one you like the most.
She is the only woman who can be practical and deadly romantic at the same time. Being in a relationship with her means; discrete smiles, lovely stares, caring actions, loud laughs, coffee dates, movie dates, midnight talks, music, talk in general and tons of books.
She has a dazzling smile and a funny yet contagious laugh, the type to make you feel the need to do stupid things daily just to get to see it.
She is deep and loves to talk, can be a little shy at first but after she break out of her shell she never stops talking. Not that you care anyway, because when she starts talking about what she loves her eyes shine and you just canât help but fall in love with her all over again.
She is the type of girl that will nag at you for not taking care of yourself and get mad when you say she is overreacting because âwhat if something bad happen?â.
For her itâs all or nothing, there is no in between. She either love you or hate you.
She is like a roller coaster that you donât want to go down.
She is caring and itâs always there for you when you look back.
She is critical yet your biggest fan.
She is like a confident, a best friend.
For her the others always come first and donât try to change her because thatâs just who she is.
She is all at once, a mess, a perfectionist, and a big dork.
She is just herself and people canât help but love her.
She is the sweetest person you will ever meet but probably the most sarcastic one.
She donât voice out her feelings often but she show you in different ways everyday. You just need to want to see it. She is simple yet complicated, hot yet cold, lovely yet sarcastic, dorky yet smart. You canât define her. She is everything and a bit more. She is a piece of art, something you wonât find everywhere, but something that everyone wants to steals from you. If she loves you, you just need to love her back. For her simple is perfect and perfection is her favorite thing, besides you.
Encouraging postsđ
I always loved all the trinkets and stuffed animals in Howl's room. Wish my room looked that cool
Howlâs Moving Castle (2004)
Although i cant forgive her cruelty towards animals( thank god shes just a character in a story) her advice is solid. It sucks that women even today still have to make such tough choices
The perfect symbol for the trump administration.Oh, LordâŚÂ