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Weird flowers

As a kid I believed God created humans. As an adult I believe that humans created god.

FOR SCIENCE

You Matter

Until you multiply yourself times the speed of light squared. Then you Energy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

What a time to be alive.

       On Christmas Eve, Harry went to bed looking forward to next day for the food and the fun, but not expecting any presents at all. When he woke early next day, however, the first thing he saw was a small pile of packages at the foot of his bed.        'Happy Christmas,’ said Ron sleepily as Harry scrambled out of bed and pulled on his dressing-gown.        'You, too,’ said Harry. ‘Will you look at this? I’ve got some presents!’        'What did you expect, turnips?’ said Ron, turning to his own pile, which was a lot bigger than Harry’s.

This scene makes me sadder than it should because Harry doesn’t expect any presents. He has no memory of ever having received any, so he is genuinely so excited at the prospect of getting something, anything, at Christmas. And it makes me sad because I know that, had Lily and James lived, he would’ve been showered with love and presents because Sirius and Remus would’ve doted on him, too. And I can imagine that it’s James who sends Harry the invisibility cloak with the same advice Dumbledore gave: ‘Use it well,’ and that Harry and Ron would’ve gotten up to so much mischief, it’s ridiculous. Presents at Christmas is just one of the things he missed out on and it upsets me so much because he deserved so much better.

here you go, your dash is snowing

“We-eee are never ever ever, getting back together. Like ever”

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work.

If you lose your left arm, your right arm will be left

baby

Countdown to #Thanksgiving, from 2011. Thanksgiving #Logic #xwhywebcomic #math #mtbos #Contrapositive

This is so cute!!!

Not sure if it’s cool or gross, but you can see the lettuce going through their head

Looks like Planet X wants to talk about galaxies!

http://www.space.com/15680-galaxies.html

IMPORTANT!!!

PLEASE READ:

I don’t care if this ruins your blog and doesn’t fit with the theme. YOU HAVE TO REBLOG THIS; you could save a life, and that this moment, it’s really important that you do that.

It is said to be that ISIS have announced that their next targets are ROME, WASHINGTON  and LONDON. If you’re in ANY major city, PLEASE leave get your loved ones out. The cities are no longer safe, the world is broken and I can’t stress how important this is. YOU NEED TO LEAVE ANY MAJOR CITY NOW. If you can’t PLEASE, stay in your homes, stay inside where it’s safe. I am begging you, please stay safe.

MAJOR CITIES:

Tokyo, Japan New York, USA Sao Paulo, Brazil Mexico City, Mexico Manila, Philippines Mumbai/Delhi, India Jakarta, Indonesia Lagos, Nigeria Kolkata, India Cairo, Egypt Los Angeles, USA Buenos Aires, Argentina Rio de Janeiro, Brazil Moscow, Russia Shanghai, China Karachi , Pakistan Paris, France Istanbul, Turkey Nagoya,Japan Beijing, China Chicago, USA London, UK Shenzhen, China Essen/Düsseldorf, Germany Tehran, Iran Bogota, Colombia Lima, Peru Bangkok, Thailand Johannesburg/East Rand, South Africa Chennai, India Taipei, Taiwan Baghdad, Iraq Santiago, Chile Bangalore, India Hyderabad, India St Petersburg, Russia Philadelphia, USA Lahore, Pakistan Kinshasa, Congo Miami, USA Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam Madrid, Spain Tianjin, China Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Toronto, Canada Milan, Italy Shenyang, China Dallas/Fort Worth, USA Boston, USA Belo Horizonte, Brazil Khartoum, Sudan Riyadh, Saudi Arabia Singapore, Singapore Washington, USA Detroit, USA Barcelona, Spain Houston, USA Athens, Greece Berlin, Germany Sydney, Australia Atlanta, USA Guadalajara, Mexico San Francisco/Oakland , USA Montreal, Canada Monterey, Mexico Melbourne, Australia Ankara, Turkey Recife, Brazil Phoenix/Mesa, USA Durban South, Africa Porto Alegre, Brazil Dalian, China Jeddah, Saudi Arabia Seattle, USA Cape Town, South Africa San Diego, USA Fortaleza, Brazil Curitiba, Brazil Rome, Italy Naples Italy Minneapolis/St. Paul, USA Tel Aviv , Israel Birmingham, UK Frankfurt, Germany Lisbon, Portugal Manchester, UK San Juan, Puerto Rico Katowice, Poland Tashkent, Uzbekistan Fukuoka, Japan Baku/Sumqayit, Azerbaijan St. Louis, USA Baltimore, USA Sapporo, Japan Tampa/St. Petersburg, USA Taichung, Taiwan Warsaw, Poland Denver, USA Cologne/Bonn, Germany Hamburg, Germany Dubai, UAE Pretoria, South Africa Vancouver, Canada Beirut, Lebanon Budapest, Hungary Cleveland, USA Pittsburgh, USA Campinas, Brazil Harare, Zimbabwe Brasilia, Brazil Kuwait, Kuwait Munich Germany Portland, USA Brussels, Belgium Vienna, Austria San Jose, USA Damman, Saudi Arabia Copenhagen, Denmark Brisbane, Australia Riverside/San Bernardino, USA Cincinnati, USA Accra, Ghana

Please guys, reblog this out of love and respect.

**Also tagging my usual tags to raise more awareness**