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Looks like Planet X wants to talk about galaxies!

http://www.space.com/15680-galaxies.html

Oh wow! This is amazing.

prof told a physics joke in class today.

So Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving in a car, and a cop pulls them over.

cop: do you have any idea how fast you were going??

Heisenberg: no, but I know exactly where I am

H&S: laughing uncontrollably

cop: absolutely done with this shit 

cop: FINE I’M GONNA SEARCH YOUR CAR

cop: searches trunk

cop: did you know  you had a dead cat back here?!!??

Schrodinger: i do now

This is so cute!!!

Not sure if it’s cool or gross, but you can see the lettuce going through their head

Seriously if you are not following “I fucking love science” on Facebook you are missing out!

What a time to be alive.

       On Christmas Eve, Harry went to bed looking forward to next day for the food and the fun, but not expecting any presents at all. When he woke early next day, however, the first thing he saw was a small pile of packages at the foot of his bed.        'Happy Christmas,’ said Ron sleepily as Harry scrambled out of bed and pulled on his dressing-gown.        'You, too,’ said Harry. ‘Will you look at this? I’ve got some presents!’        'What did you expect, turnips?’ said Ron, turning to his own pile, which was a lot bigger than Harry’s.

This scene makes me sadder than it should because Harry doesn’t expect any presents. He has no memory of ever having received any, so he is genuinely so excited at the prospect of getting something, anything, at Christmas. And it makes me sad because I know that, had Lily and James lived, he would’ve been showered with love and presents because Sirius and Remus would’ve doted on him, too. And I can imagine that it’s James who sends Harry the invisibility cloak with the same advice Dumbledore gave: ‘Use it well,’ and that Harry and Ron would’ve gotten up to so much mischief, it’s ridiculous. Presents at Christmas is just one of the things he missed out on and it upsets me so much because he deserved so much better.