Straight People Referring To Inanimate Objects Or Abstract Concepts As “gay”: Culturally Outdated

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

Uber Driver: I’m close, where are you?

Kryoz: Oh I see you

Uber Driver: Are you the guy in the middle of the road?

Kryoz: Yeah floor it

Panda: I need your help.

Wildcat: Who are we killing? Now, I don’t do kids. That’s a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid’s a dick.

PSA

hey guys can we stop normalising intense stalking of people, to find info and pictures. Its kinda creepy going through their private pics and stuff just to kinda like share them with the internet. If you’re going to do it just dont bring it up please? we dont want any of the boys being uncomfortable/ forced into deleting private profiles because some group of fans raided their privacy >.>

I swear ive seen so many ppl bragging please remember these are real people 

thanks guys 

Jotr: *trying to sip a particularly thick smoothie*

Kryoz: if only you sucked my dick as hard as you suck that smoothie

Jotr: *starts coughing* whAT The fUCK

Shoutout To:

-Shoutout to all the pansexuals who are told, “that’s just another word for bisexual” -Shoutout to all the bisexuals who get erased by the media and told, “it’s just a phase” -Shoutout to all the gay boys just realizing that maybe, just maybe, girls aren’t for them -Shoutout to all the gay girls who are just realizing that hey, maybe I want a Princess instead of a Prince Charming -Shoutout to all the trans boys who have to deal with menstrual cycles and misgendering and testosterone to achieve what you already are -Shoutout to all the transgirls who have to go through hormones and misgendering to achieve what you already are -Shoutout to all the aro/asexuals who are erased from the community and are told, “You just haven’t met the right person yet.” -Shoutout to all the queer people who are searching for the right term for them, and those who feel most comfortable not defining themselves with a specific term You are all valid. You are all beautiful. ❤️💛💚💙💜

“Tonight my demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naurto run”

-Zuckles

do you ever just stretch so hard that you pass out and fall on the floor and glimpse the void before wildly waking up again?