Jotr: *trying To Sip A Particularly Thick Smoothie*

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

Pros of writing gay relationships: 

- gay

Cons of writing gay relationships:

- they both have THE SAME FCKIN PRONOUNS SO I CONSTANTLY HAVE TO NAME BOTH CHARACTERS BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT’S IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL WHO’S DOING WHAT OR WHO’S SPEAKING WHO WILL SAVE ME FROM THIS HELL

straight people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: culturally outdated at best, downright offensive at worse

gay people referring to inanimate objects or abstract concepts as “gay”: LITERALLY the height of comedy

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

Kryoz: the french have given us many good things

Smitty: *at the same time as John* french toast

Kryoz: *at the same time as Smitty* the guillotine

Clapping Banned

I think this was last year, but anyways, clapping became a thing at my school. It was crazy. At first it started out small like a few kids clapping when a teacher walked into the room, but a week later it was the whole class clapping when anyone walked into a room. It was loud, there was cheering and screaming as if someone famous had walked in, and let me just say.. This happened to every. person. I mean if you were the second one through the door to a class, that one person sitting there would be clapping. You could hear the clapping from other classes on the other hall. So one day, we’re all sitting at lunch when the principal stands up on the stage(there was a stage type thing in the cafeteria, idk why), and announces that clapping is banned. Anyone who claps will be given a warning, but if they do it again, a referral. And suddenly, the whole cafeteria is quiet. 

And then we start clapping.

Daithi: I’m going to the store, you guys want anything?

Terroriser: to never do the Arnold voice again

Mini: the will to live back

Vanoss: Some peace and quiet

Daithi:

Daithi: Yeah, I’ve got like $12

*Pete and Mikey outside the bus standing some what close* Frank: *sneezes*

*Mikey and Pete scamper away, in a spooked fashion*

Gerard: Nice going Frank!

Frank: I sneezed! What! So I can’t sneeze now!