Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Consider this your save point.
Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.
My gender fashion inspo and vibes for autumn:
Exhausted dandy wizard dad and malewife.
i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now
LEGIT WHEN THE SCENE STARTED I SAID
"Oooh her dad's gonna be PISSED."
the part of ponyo where she accidentally floods all her dad’s shit and messes with the balance of the entire oceanic ecosystem will never not be funny to me
like she looks EXACTLY like kermit. and she’s being smacked the fuck around by so many different things. and then becomes 5 year old jesus?????
i love it i LOVE this movie it’s so whimsically wonderful
IKKKKKR
Decided to watch ponyo for the first time, since i was too sleepy to do anything else
and can i say i adore this absolute disaster of a monsterfucker and tired dad
I wonder how old he is, since he mentioned being human before and one of the tanks had 1870 or something on it?
I need a dragon with this pallet I S W E A R
Murderous Tale
Blood/Teal/Abyss
Yes
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Demon Bull King
FOR THE FISH!
you need to have 3 drinks with you at all times:
drink one: water. this one's water. can't beat the og
drink two: fun drink. this is a drink with colors or perhaps bubbles in it.
drink three: substance drink. on weekdays this is usually a caffeine drink. for the agonies. on weekends it may be an alcohol drink instead. also for the agonies. sometimes you can combine fun drink and substance drink into one. not always though
kids remind me, often, of the things i've taught myself out of.
i have a big dog. he looks like a deer. he is taller than most young children. while we were on a trail the other day, a boy coming our direction saw us and froze. he took a step back and said: "i'm feeling nervous. your - your dog is kind of big."
goblin and i both stopped walking immediately. "he is kind of a big dog," i admitted. "he's called a greyhound. they are gentle but they are pretty tall, which is kind of scary, you're right. their legs are so long because they are made for running fast. i am sorry we scared you. would you like us to stand still while you move past us, or would you feel more safe in your body if we move and you stay still?'
"oh. i didn't know that about - greyhounds. i think i ... i want to stay still," he said. at this point, his adult had caught up to us. "i'm nervous about the dog," he told her, "so i'm - i'm gonna stay still." she didn't argue. she didn't make fun of him. she just smiled at him and at me and held his hand while goblin and i, with as wide of a berth as we could make, crept our way through.
behind us, i heard him exhale a deep breath and kind of laugh - "he was really big, huh? she said it's because greyhounds have to go fast."
"he was big," she said. "i understand why that could have made you a little scared."
"yeah. next time i - next time do you think i could maybe ask to touch him? when - i mean, next time, maybe, if i'm not nervous."
later, going to a work event, in the big city, i stood outside, trembling. my social anxiety as a caught bird in my chest. i took a deep breath and turned to my coworker. she's not even really my friend yet. i told her: "i feel nervous about this. i am not used to meeting new people, ever since covid."
she laughed, but not in a mean way. she said she was nervous too. she reached her hand out and held mine, and we both took another deep breath and walked in like that, interlinked. a few people asked us - together? - and i told the truth: i feel nervous, and she's helping. over and over i watched people relax too, admitting i feel really kind of shy lately actually, thank you for saying that.
the next time i go to an event, and i feel a little scared, i ask right away: wanna hold hands? this feels a little dangerous. i hesitate less. i don't hide it as much. i watch for other people who are also nervous and say - it's kinda hard, huh?
i know, logically, i'm not good at asking for help. but i am also not good at noticing when i need help. i've trained myself out of asking completely, but i've also trained myself to never accept my own fears or excuses. i have trained myself to tamp down every anxiety and just-push-through. i don't know what i'm protecting myself from - just that i never think to admit it to anyone.
but every person on earth occasionally needs comfort. every person on earth occasionally needs connection. many of us were taught independence is the same thing as never needing anything.
each of us should have had an adult who heard - i feel nervous and held our hand and asked us how we could be helped to feel safe. no judgement, and no chiding. many of us did not. many of us were punished for the ways that we seemed "weak".
but here is something: i am an adult now. and i get nervous a lot, actually. and if you are an adult and you are feeling a little nervous - come talk to me. we can hold hands and figure out what will help us feel safe in our bodies. and maybe, next time, if we're brave, we can pet the dog that's passing.
It's always at night for some reason
me during the day: boy, I sure do I love reading about eldritch horrors beyond me imagination that are underneath the Permian basin!
me at night: I cannot go to the kitchen for water because abyssal copepod will be in my fridge
This....this gives me happiness
And I don't know why.
GHRHBSNDSJ IVE BEEN BRAINROTTING OVER MYSTERY FLESH PIT AU FOR DAYS HERES THE DOC I FINSISHED WRITING IT EARLIER
Watching my beloved moots interact from a distance wanting to interact too but I have the social skills of a rabbit
Sobbing
oh… thank you eret <3
It's true though-
genuinely terrifying how adhd will have you be fully aware of the responsibilities you’re neglecting and yet its like you’re being piloted by a super chill hedonistic demon who can’t hear you/doesnt care
sketches (2021)
I seriously need to learn how to make something like this
Voice sync tests
SuCCES S
You've heard of humans being bros, but what about turtles being bros?
“Turtles helping each other in times of need”
(via)
Was that a Prince of Egypt reference?!?!
They’re so cute, i just love them <3
Screaming, crying, no, SOBBING-
HEY BESTIES I FINISHED IT!!! Context/story is in the description!
And now the guy is all alone :[
I don't care what anyone says
If you dislike Captain Crow, we gonna have a few issues.
Yes, he's made poor decisions. But for 1 he thought that his son-figure was killed and he was grieving. For 2 his way of life was basically being threatened by the crown.
And remember everything people knew about the beasts was fabricated by the royals so because of then he thought they were bad.
Captain Crow is an amazing character and I will forever love that man.
FOR REALLLL
Just watched The Sea Beast and I have reached the conclusion that Red is the Mom Friend of the group.
Oh what I'd give to see a Crow concert
Me out loud: I like Jacob Holland from Netflix’s The Sea Beast a NORMAL amount–
Me inside:
And people say Sphinx cats aren't adorable
they took down lofi girl for falsely reported copyright strikes, which means the livestream ended and we can see how many people ever tuned in + how long it was streaming