,,INBOX IS OPEN,, Heres What Ill Write!

Virgil: "hey i bet you cant eat this diablo sauce from taco bell on anything"

Deceit: *deadpan takes it from him and rips it open and just pours it in his mouth*

Virgil: "its confirmed your an acctual demon" *horrifed*

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Bonus:

Deceit: *walks off and into room*

Deceit: *screams into a pillow.*

oh look more dlamp

Whoops.

Summary: thomas is having a break day, much to logans despair, means he just sits around and eats chips and watches funny videos, which means its the sides day too.

warnings: stupid roman, sympathetic deceit, fluff

platonic or romantic dlamp

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Last time Roman had an idea to do on chill day, he broke a few lights. He summoned a bouncy-house in the mind palace, Which when he jumped on it, broke the chandelier in the living room. They took turns having ideas, today was Patton's. Everyone loved when Patton chose. The day consisted of warm cookies, cuddles, and disney movies in the evening. Fluffy pancakes in the morning with berries and a glass of milk, Orange juice for Roman, he's lactose intolerant.

And by dinner time they might aswell be at a 5-star resturant, Patton literally cooks gourmet, it leaves Logan speachless, and that's why its gourmet.

He also makes dessert occasionally. Hot cocoa with fluffy marshmallows, a slice of cake or cookies, and a candy of choice. Logan tends to skip the candy. He cant focus when he eats it. Everybody wonders how Dee stays skinny, he technically always has alot of dessert. He usually gets so much sour candy that his mouth starts to bleed.

It concerns Patton greatly most times. But today, the sides were sitting on the couch as Patton made breakfast. Dee was stretched out on the couch, in a snake onsie, laying across Roman, Logan And Virgil's laps.

Hes basically a 6''2 walking pet snake. He'll hiss at you if you man handle him too much, depends on his mood though. Some days you could literally lift him up and spin him around and other days its safer to not touch him or he might bite you. One day the sides caught him with half a dead mouse in his mouth. Ew. He has a large standup lamp in the corner of the room. He acctually needs a heat lamp.

As for the other three, Roman is wearing a disney onsie. Virgil is wearing a nightmare before christmas hoodie with shorts, and Logan is wearing his unicorn neck tie mix.

As Patton called out that breakfast was ready, the living room went from serenity to chaos is a span of 00.2 seconds. Playfully shove fighting their way to the kitchen, which Dee made it into first (he hissed at everyone til they moved). Virgil was always last cause he didnt feel like being in the Chaos. Roman made it second, Logan was third.

Dee technically threw himself into his seat. Roman right behind. Logan casually sitting down, and Virgil tiredly walking over and plopping down.

"You kiddos got in here fast!" Patton cheerfully responded, setting their plates down in front of them.

They nodded, Well Patton giggled at his silly boys. Dee ended up hissing at Roman for trying to get the maple syrup first, causing Roman to back the heck up. Dee is very possesive of his food, Its a snake instinct. He literally just put some maple syrup on his pancakes then he was completely chill with you taking the syrup. Dee is mainly adorable, but he is a fiesty boi. They quickly ate, And Roman wanted disney movies, specifically the lion king. both lion kings. All the hecking lion kings.

Also Dee will only watch the lion king or the nightmare before christmas. He's stubborn. Virgil was wiping crumbs off his legs, Roman was ignoring the syrup all over his mouth, and Logan was fixing his tie and getting crumbs off it.

Roman ended up crying again at the lion king, he does it everytime. Which earned him Dad cuddles. Dee was curled up in a ball On Logan AND Virgil. He's 6''2 he a big boi even curled up. Hissing happily as Logan played with his hair. Virgil literally just pets him. Patton brought out hot cocoa and they were right on it. Dee kept hissing at his to cool it down, Virgil has no soul according to himself so he attempted to chug it but burnt his tongue. Logan blew on it like a normal person. And Roman chugged it, ignored it and became a ball of energy.

Then he broke another chandelier.

The Day Is Cold But Were Not.

Pairing: Simon x Markus

Warnings: None

so ive learned the tumblr writing style, i cant just write like i do on Ao3, also hey mORE SIMON AND MARKUS CAUSE HAVE AN ISSUE, also FLUFFFY AS HECK

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It was a winter day, snow poured from the blue detroit sky. Simon and Markus sat in the living room, along with Josh, who was in the recliner. Simon and Markus sat on the couch. Blankets were pooled around every single one of them. They didnt need them, really. But they found them cozy for movie watching.

The Movie was a newer movie, It had just come out last week ago. Simon had wanted to see it.

Simon was huddled up against the arm of the couch, Markus was basically slouched down, covered in blankets. The Smell of Cinnamon candles drifted through every room in the apartment. They had picked up the movie in canada well visiting josh. Who, since it was a teachers weekend and he had graded all the papers in class, decided to visit.

the windows were frosted over, small frozen dots clinging onto the window from when it was raining.

Markus and simon had been movng closer to eachother without noticing the whole entire movie, after it was over they might aswell have been cuddling. They noticed as there shoulders touched that they had been doing that. Simon quckly apoligized, going to move off, before markus gripped his arm.

"No."

"M-Markus? what do you mean, no?"

"Im comfortable, dont move off, please."

Simon stopped moving slowly, settlimg back down. Markus let go of his arm so he could get comfortable, Simon's cheeks were tinted a shade of blue, Which markus took note of. Simon sat there, a blushing mess. He had so many things he wanted to say to Markus in this moment but felt he couldnt. He didnt wanna ruin his relationship with markus over some silly crush.

Simon hadnt noticed how close they were throughtout all his rambling to himself in his head. Not until Markus leaned over, their lips meeting in a kiss. Simon's cheeks turned a darker shade of blue then they were, but their lips moved in sinc, they didnt pull away until Josh interupted.

"Hey guys, not to be rude, but im still here"

"A-Ah, we forgot-"

Simon was cut off by markus.

"We know."

Markus had a small smirk on his face, Simon was too flustered to say anything. Josh was laughing slightly. Blankets had fallen to the floor as everyone moved around.

"I love you, Simon."

"i love you too..markus".

Please reblog, this is so important.

Soft Cuddles And Bold Sunlight. (not a request, no warnings)

Pairing: Simon x Markus

The sunlight beat through the windows of simon's apartment. After the revolution the group still tended to meet up, sometimes at jericho because north and a ton of other androids stayed there. Sometimes at the apartments. The Smell of candles wafted through the small apartment. Though, Simon never lit any, so he laid in bed confused. he lit some yesterday, and god he was hoping he didnt leave them. they wouldve burnt down his whole apartment. All of the gang besides north knew where his spare house key was hidden outside the apartment, who couldve been in his apartment at nine in the morning? Of course, androids didnt sleep, but they still rested their systems from time to time. Most just sat on couches or chairs to rest their systems, But simon liked the comfort his bed gave him.

Meanwhile, Markus was humming in the kitchen, waiting for simon to walk out, he usually left his room at about 9:30. Big Bang Theory played on the T.V, it was an old show, Simon had it on DVD cause he saw it at a retro store well visiting josh in canada. Josh had moved there to teach a school, he enjoyed it. Simon fiinally left his room, wiping his eyes to make sure he didnt get anything in them, he turned on the fan and dust flew everywhere, causing his circuits to mess up a bit. causing him to 'sneeze'. Simon only noticed markus a few seconds after, walking up to him. "Markus, what are you doing here so early?" rung out. Markus had hs eyes closed humming, and shocked a bit when Simons voice rung out in the apartment. His Apartment defintley had an echo.

"i decided to stop by, should i not have?" Markus' voice was laced with concern. Usually simon didnt greet him so shocked sounding, he showed up early all the time. Well, usually 20 minutes after, but he didnt feel like waiting today. Simon's look changed quickly, to a slightly shocked expression. "Ah, no of course not, i didnt expect you to be here so early. you usually show up at like, ten, thats all!". he nervously smiled, softly. Fiddling with his hands. he was known to be a bit shy. His Thirium pump sped up whenever he was around markus. His cheeks tinting blue. they had a conversation or two. Simon went to walk past markus, their hands touching as he walked past, Simon suddenly coming to a stop as Markus grabbed his hands.

Both their hands began to cascade into white and blue as the artifical skin faded back. All the things Simon always wanted to say to him, flooded through markus's thoughts. Simon face flushed blue. Markus's face only slightly tinted, hes a natrual leader. Pulling simon over by his hand, their lips meeting. It felt amazing for both of them. To their dismay, they had to pull away eventually. Simon laying his head on markus's chest. Blush tinted his artificial skin. They snuggled in the kitchen for quite some time. "I love you, Simon." rung from Markus's mouth. Simon, muffled, responded. "I love you too..markus."

the last 3 times were ur fault- stop trying to fuck me over the table-

i bROKE A VASE sHIIIAAATT

i hate posting shit on my other account on accident

when you wanna write Supernatural fic but know you have another request to do and are afraid your gonna dissapoint the entire fandom

“Well.”

“Fuck-”

"do not fear the dead harry fear the living and those who live without love"

-Dumbledore "from whatever harry potter movie its from

Basically me at the moment

my names jamie im 18 what the fuck is up :P

WELP HERE WE ARE WITH DANVID

well fuck i didnt mean to but my mind wants danvid so i just spent the last like hour and a half looking at danvid and reading danvid fanfic end my suffering i havnt slept in sIX HOURS