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Thank you so much for 100 followers! I never realised that many people would be interested in my silly content. Seriously, thank you so much everyone!

Hiccup: I CAN’T DO IT!

Dagur, laughing: Oh, brother, embrace it!

Hiccup: I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE.

Astrid: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Hiccup:

Hiccup: I appreciate it,

Hiccup: BUT LOOK WHAT WE’RE DEALING WITH-

Fishlegs: Hiccup-

Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Heather: Hiccup, we gotta-

Hiccup: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Hiccup: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Hiccup: *motioning towards the twins laughing manically as they drop Snotlout into an active volcano* NOT FUCKING THIS.

Astrid, planning a mission: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Fishlegs: How do I do that?

Snotlout: I don’t have a watch.

Hiccup, on four minutes of sleep: Time is a social construct.

Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?

Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.

Astrid: Hiccup, we need to talk.

Hiccup: Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.

Snotlout: For what?

Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*

Hiccup: Astrid, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Snotlout, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Hiccup: Did you kill that man?

Astrid: No, I attacked him with my axe.

Astrid: The grievous wound killed him.

Hiccup: SEMANTICS, ASTRID!

Hiccup: School doesn’t even test your intelligence, it tests your memory.

Fishlegs: It tested my patience.

Snotlout: It tested my ability to hold my pee.

Ruffnut: It tested my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch.

Heather: What are the hardest things to say?

Astrid: I was wrong.

Hiccup: I need help.

Tuffnut: Worcestershire sauce!

Hiccup, tired: a McWill to live

i didnt post one of these yesterday

im so evil >:)

Sokka, flirting with Suki: Cause I’m a badass, Princess.

Suki: You’re a badass princess?

Sokka: What? No, no, no.

Sokka: There is a comma!

Pansy, crying: Oh my God, I must look like a mess right now.

Draco, reaching into his pocket: Here.

Draco: Have some concealer.

Draco: I’m not afraid of anything…except acne and leprechauns.

Pansy: Leprechauns aren’t real.

Draco: I know what I saw!

I can survive well enough on my own— if given the proper reading material.

Hermione Granger, probably

*Hermione carrying the groceries*

Hermione: Hey, do you have any bags?

Harry: The only bags I have are under my eyes, and their specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Hermione:

Hermione: A simple ‘no’ would have sufficed.

*Katara driving everyone home*

Katara: So how was your day?

Sokka: We almost got surprised adopted.

Katara: What?

Toph: We almost got kidnapped.

Katara: Oh, okay.

Katara: *slamming on the brakes* WAIT, WHAT?

Harry: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Hermione: I need you to be less vague and less weird.

Hiccup: I have dragon-like reflexes

Tuffnut: Prove it.

Hiccup: *sees dragon*

Hiccup: I like that dragon.

Snotlout: I’m bisexual and confused.

Snotlout: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

Trigger Words…

(The worst things to say to the gang)

Astrid: “I’m putting my foot down!”

Snotlout: “Snot-hat…”

Hiccup: “Kill the dragons!”

Tuffnut: “Tears…”

Ruffnut: “You can’t do that, it’s crazy!”

Fishlegs: “Books are useless.”

(Thor Bonecrusher: activated)

Heather: I want us to be more than friends…

Fishlegs: Best friends?

Heather: More than that.

Fishlegs: Mega best friends?

golden trio or marauders? :)

ooh that’s a hard one… probably the golden trio just because I love their dynamic so much and Hermione is my favourite so yeah!

Hermione: Just a bit of light reading!

Hermione: Don’t worry, I still have a few books up my sleeve.

Ron: I think you mean cards-

Harry: No, she doesn’t.

Hermione: *pulling out Hogwarts, A History from her sleeve* No, I don’t.

Hermione: Don’t worry, I still have a few books up my sleeve.

Ron: I think you mean cards-

Harry: No, she doesn’t.

Hermione: *pulling out Hogwarts, A History from her sleeve* No, I don’t.