Why Must My Feelings Be "rational"? Is It Not Enough To Sit Quietly In My Hawaiian Shirt, Deranged?

next time i’m with my paranormal society and we walk into a haunted building i’m just gonna power pose in the middle of the room and rip up my sleeve to reveal my “hey there demons” tattoo and the spirits will be QUAKING

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

Mothman, except now he has a gun! 

Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens

20gayteen is almost over. then we’ll have 20biteen. but what will we do for 2020

it’s a known fact that nasa = gay. have you ever seen a straight person wearing a nasa tee? no, ofc not. we’ve got the moon. now mars. next thing you know it’s the entire solar system. boom the milky way. the gays are spreading, in this essay i will